CORE module unveiled today

Dear Forum Wasis,

It is with deep sadness that I am informing you that the University of Maturegadh(thank you I-Am-SherLOCKED and by_stander for the reference), which we have all slandered (me included) has released its core modules for the Bsc in Matchurity. Of particular interest to you would be the core module designed by our very own belewed Dr. PatharLekha, the senior lecturer of the University.

Her credentials are:

Bsc in Joint Inhumanities (Toxicity and Taunting)

Msc in Matchurity (with specialization in 'Dosti' and EMA)

Phd in Desperateness

Short courses in: Being Papa ki Pari, Doing Chugli, Diagnosing Khudgarzi, batameezi and Sabr.

The core module for the first year, designed by Dr. PattharLekha after 26 years of experience is *cue drumrolls*🥳🥳

Grinding Chilli. Yes, you heard that right! Grinding Chilli is seen by Dr. PattharLekha as the first step in being Matchure. When contacted, she had the following to say on Grinding Chilli

"Aanchal ke saye mein rehkar bacche zimmedariyan nahi seekh tey,

Agar unhe matchure banana hain, to unke upar saya uthana padhta hain"

This is indeed heart-wrenching for all of us because it really looks like a great module. I will try to dig around if I can find some crash course on YouTube for you all.😭

For the time being, I have a pirated version of Dr. PattharLekha's article on Grinding Chilli and Spicing the Lives of Chavan Niwasis. Should you be interested, I will PM you the article.😛

This is purely a frustration thread.😡😡😡

Patralekha bani pathhar... why 😡 seriously aur hame nahi chahiye yeh matchurity classes

by the way release the module soon 🤣kam se kam mera dimaag theek hogi

Originally posted by: lobster_9521

Patralekha bani pathhar... why 😡 seriously aur hame nahi chahiye yeh matchurity classes

by the way release the module soon 🤣kam se kam mera dimaag theek hogi

But whaiiii😭😭

Itni acchi to module hain, gain instant matchurity by grinding chilli😳

For the time being, Dr. PL is being in being pehredar devar ki, agar time mile to aur modules bhi release kardegi

Pakhi Didi's intro to the course : Main toh raste se jaa rahi thi, taane suna rahi thi....raste se jaa rahi thi..taane suna rahi thi...maturity sikha rahi thi...tujh(Sai)ko mirchi lagi toh main kya karoon.

Badi badi deshon mein...Kuch paane ke liye....Kuch khona padta hai...only then aapko masters first division mil sakta hai!

Originally posted by: bones123

Pakhi Didi's intro to the course : Main toh raste se jaa rahi thi, taane suna rahi thi....raste se jaa rahi thi..taane suna rahi thi...maturity sikha rahi thi...tujh(Sai)ko mirchi lagi toh main kya karoon.

Badi badi deshon mein...Kuch paane ke liye....Kuch khona padta hai...only then aapko masters first division mil sakta hai!

Didi ka gyaan paane se pehle hi kho diya😭

Application to Matchuregadh is closed now😕

I think she did a short course on giving those CONSTIPATED LOOKS as well.

Oh how I wish that we could get more of those looks , i mean it's so much better than she speaking absolute filth.🤢

Originally posted by: Ambii

I think she did a short course on giving those CONSTIPATED LOOKS as well.

Oh how I wish that we could get more of those looks , i mean it's so much better than she speaking absolute filth.🤢

Don't worry we'll have more of those looks from now onwards😃

I am embarrassed for her as a woman. But, of course, she has no shame🤢

Awesome post by you, @TM! 🤣🤣

Ek baat toh fix hai... Yeh aurat jabbhi muh kholegi tab tab kachara hi bahar nikle ga 😡

Originally posted by: ..Peppermint..

Dear Forum Wasis,

It is with deep sadness that I am informing you that the University of Maturegadh(thank you I-Am-SherLOCKED and by_stander for the reference), which we have all slandered (me included) has released its core modules for the Bsc in Matchurity. Of particular interest to you would be the core module designed by our very own belewed Dr. PatharLekha, the senior lecturer of the University.

Her credentials are:

Bsc in Joint Inhumanities (Toxicity and Taunting)

Msc in Matchurity (with specialization in 'Dosti' and EMA)

Phd in Desperateness

Short courses in: Being Papa ki Pari, Doing Chugli, Diagnosing Khudgarzi, batameezi and Sabr.

The core module for the first year, designed by Dr. PattharLekha after 26 years of experience is *cue drumrolls*🥳🥳

Grinding Chilli. Yes, you heard that right! Grinding Chilli is seen by Dr. PattharLekha as the first step in being Matchure. When contacted, she had the following to say on Grinding Chilli

"Aanchal ke saye mein rehkar bacche zimmedariyan nahi seekh tey,

Agar unhe matchure banana hain, to unke upar saya uthana padhta hain"

This is indeed heart-wrenching for all of us because it really looks like a great module. I will try to dig around if I can find some crash course on YouTube for you all.😭

For the time being, I have a pirated version of Dr. PattharLekha's article on Grinding Chilli and Spicing the Lives of Chavan Niwasis. Should you be interested, I will PM you the article.😛

This is purely a frustration thread.😡😡😡

FAQ:

MSc in Matchurity Karne ke baad Manchurian banana aa Jayega kya? Please guarantee warna course Karne ka kya fayda? Manchurian me garlic adrak paste sil batte pe grind Karke daalna padta Hain ya mixer ke aanchal ke saaye me bhi pees Sakte Hain?