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Posted: 5 years ago
#21

Originally posted by: oye_nakhrewaali

I planned on doing this, but mine is an au, of sorts, becuase I am thinking of promo

B: Hamari khandaan ki bahue kaam nahi karti

V: Aap sarr ke bal giri thi kya bachpan mein?

Everyone forgets how to breath

V: yeh 21st century hai, and main ek police officer, wahaan mujhe office mein mahilaon ki suraksha ki zimmedari fi hai, aur aap ghar pe meri beewi pe danda uthati hai, Karishma ko emotionally harress karti hai, Aai ko bully karti hai! Kya chal raha hai? MERI Sai jo marzi aaye woh karegi, usse padhna hai, woh padegi! Aap sab jaante hai ki maine KJ ko promise kiya tha ki main uska dhyaan rakhunga, aur aapko laga main sirf usse ek ghar dene ki baat kar raha? Sai mehnati hai, independent hai, agar main uska dhyan mahi bhi rakhta toh woh apne aap kaise bhi karke apna dhyaan rakh leti, but usse aisa kuch nahi karna padega, uske saath main rahunga, aur agar kisine bhi, uske padhai pe, yaa Sai pe, kuch bhi comment kiya, toh main GC chala jaaunga, with my baiko, deal with it.

P: Par Virat, I too gave up my career?

V: kyunki tum bewakoof ho! Tum ek photographer ho, tumhara job functions on a flexible schedule, you could have easily started with small assignments in the city or gone to some newpaper publication houses for jobs, but nahi, tumhe mujhpe nazar rakhne se aur Sai ko taane maarne se fursat todhi hai? Todha toh apne baare mein socho! You know these people are using you for Samrat's pension, how can you stay here? Waise, that reminds me, baba aur kaka din bhar ghar mein pade rehte hai, mujhe aur Shiva ko job milne se pehle aap log kya kaam karte the? Please go back to your jobs, so that no one needs to compromise on their wishes and "spend wisely" on cornflakes!

Har din ek naya drama? Mann karta hai ki bollywood waalo ko bulaake aap sabko audition pe bheju, kisi serial mein bewajah chillane waale logo ka role mil hi jaayega!

OMG too good!

The last bit though Hahahahahaaa🤣

@bold: thanks for the mention 🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
#22

Originally posted by: oye_nakhrewaali

I planned on doing this, but mine is an au, of sorts, becuase I am thinking of promo

B: Hamari khandaan ki bahue kaam nahi karti

V: Aap sarr ke bal giri thi kya bachpan mein?

Everyone forgets how to breath

V: yeh 21st century hai, and main ek police officer, wahaan mujhe office mein mahilaon ki suraksha ki zimmedari fi hai, aur aap ghar pe meri beewi pe danda uthati hai, Karishma ko emotionally harress karti hai, Aai ko bully karti hai! Kya chal raha hai? MERI Sai jo marzi aaye woh karegi, usse padhna hai, woh padegi! Aap sab jaante hai ki maine KJ ko promise kiya tha ki main uska dhyaan rakhunga, aur aapko laga main sirf usse ek ghar dene ki baat kar raha? Sai mehnati hai, independent hai, agar main uska dhyan mahi bhi rakhta toh woh apne aap kaise bhi karke apna dhyaan rakh leti, but usse aisa kuch nahi karna padega, uske saath main rahunga, aur agar kisine bhi, uske padhai pe, yaa Sai pe, kuch bhi comment kiya, toh main GC chala jaaunga, with my baiko, deal with it.

P: Par Virat, I too gave up my career?

V: kyunki tum bewakoof ho! Tum ek photographer ho, tumhara job functions on a flexible schedule, you could have easily started with small assignments in the city or gone to some newpaper publication houses for jobs, but nahi, tumhe mujhpe nazar rakhne se aur Sai ko taane maarne se fursat todhi hai? Todha toh apne baare mein socho! You know these people are using you for Samrat's pension, how can you stay here? Waise, that reminds me, baba aur kaka din bhar ghar mein pade rehte hai, mujhe aur Shiva ko job milne se pehle aap log kya kaam karte the? Please go back to your jobs, so that no one needs to compromise on their wishes and "spend wisely" on cornflakes!

Har din ek naya drama? Mann karta hai ki bollywood waalo ko bulaake aap sabko audition pe bheju, kisi serial mein bewajah chillane waale logo ka role mil hi jaayega!

virat was 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Voh last line toh🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
#23

Originally posted by: Mannmohanaa


@bold: thanks for the mention 🤣

Kya mention?😆

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Posted: 5 years ago
#24

Originally posted by: ..Peppermint..

Virat's subconscious in the last scene watching Sai's smile


"Sunny bewakoof kahan mar gaya tu. Come back and coax me into believing that I'm falling for her"😡

This is the best one🤣🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
#25

Originally posted by: jankiraghav


Exactly! This is not the first time he's been searching for her. In fact, when karishma told him PP Bhabhi is in her room, he was "Haan so? Why are you even telling me?"


He was not happy because Pakhi came back, but because a special someone convinced her to come back😆

He is ever ready to be the proud husband whenever she does something for his family😆

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Posted: 5 years ago
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Originally posted by: ..Peppermint..


He was not happy because Pakhi came back, but because a special someone convinced her to come back😆

He is ever ready to be the proud husband whenever she does something for his family😆

His head raise when Sai told she doesnt want credit.😎


Main khush hoon kyunki Sai ne woh kar dikhaaya jo usne kaha tha❤️

Proud proud proud!

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Posted: 5 years ago
#27

Did Bhavani take credit for Paakhi's return yesterday, coz when she said that she didnt want any credit, they focused on Bhav(kha)Ani

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Posted: 5 years ago
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Originally posted by: oye_nakhrewaali

Did Bhavani take credit for Paakhi's return yesterday, coz when she said that she didnt want any credit, they focused on Bhav(kha)Ani

Yeah, she wanted to but Virat doesn't let her 🤣

Sai also looked at her when she said she doesnt want credit 🤣

The way Kaku gets insulted these days tho.

Mast ha mast🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
#29

Originally posted by: Mannmohanaa

Yeah, she wanted to but Virat doesn't let her 🤣

Sai also looked at her when she said she doesnt want credit 🤣

The way Kaku gets insulted these days tho.

Mast ha mast🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
#30

Originally posted by: Mannmohanaa

Hey guys!

I wanted to do this small exercise wherein we write in the andaaz Sai speaks her mind out, aka scenes written under "Sai Effect".

So wanna cut through the pretence put up by Chavans and expose everyone 🤣


Scene where Patralekha returns


Omkar: Dekho Vahini, apne paise aagaye! Aao aao Patralekha.

Waise na mai kuch kamata hu aur na hi mujhe isse kuch milne wala h. But vahini khush ho toh shayad paise mil jaaye. Mai apni bahu ke liye atleast oats toh le sakta hu ab!

Bhavani: Really!? Wow ab Mansi ki tension lene ki zaroorat nahi!

Aur jald hii iska corn flakes ke paise bhi lene hai isse! Mast a mast! Ek toh woh opened packet koi wapas nahi leta aur mere paise toh pure ke pure barbaad ho jate!

Ninad: *obligatory smile and Vahini ke peeche dum hilaana*

Vahini khush toh mai khush, kyunki vahini ki paise, matlab mere paise 🤑


Pakhi: Obligatory smile. Ghanta miss kiya aapko par main nahi aayi toh Virat par nazar kaun rakhega?

Acha hua yeh log itne chinde hai. Paise ke liye hi sahi, mera support toh karte hai! Mai aa gayi hu Virat, with double power😈


Vahini: Aaja, welcome back Samrat's property! Now I've got official reason to show off my choice and further insult Sai.

finally mere liye groceries ka list banane waala aagaya


Pakhi's dad: Waise toh yeh bohot bada circus hai but sanskaar show off karne ke *Namaste*

Show off nahi karu toh sai ko taane kaise maaru? *Namaste*


Vahini: Yahan sirf mai hi nahi, Ninad aur Omkar bhi Samrat ki property ko miss kar rahe the.

Samrat MIA ho toh kya? Uski property aa gayi h. Ab toh khushiyaan hi khushiya hai


Ninad: Humein khoob aata hai apni cheezon ko sambhalke rakhna kyunki hum kamaate toh hai nahi, isiliye abse koi Pakhi ki insult nahi karega.

Ab kaise bhi mujhe Virat ko mere jaise banaana hai thaki usko bhi iss property se kuch mil jaaye!


*after Shivani's rant*

Vahini: Arey Shivani CHUP! Zor zor se yeh scheme sabke saamne nahi bolni thi!

Virat ne sunn liya toh scam bolke andar daldega! Chup kar!


Ashwini: Rehne de Sai, chal, tera gussa inki aukaad aur capacity dono ke bahar hai. Phir faltu mein peeche se royenge ki Sai ne yeh keh diya.

Rehne de Sai. Yeh sab waise hi chinde hai. Kuch bologi toh inhe lagega ki inke paison ke peeche padi ho. Ha woh alag baat hai ki inke paas itne paise nhi hai jaise dikhate hai. Toh chill maar


Pakhi: Sai ki sirf itni insult se mera pet aur ego nahi bhara toh Sai ruk jao aur thoda aur suno. Ho sake toh gidgidao mere aage and Virat se door raho.

Yeh Aswini mami mujhe toh kabhi itni support nhi karti. Ruk jao sai, tumhe itna support milta mai nahi dekh sakti. Kuch taane toh sunte jao


Sai: Main kuch karu toh mere naam pe bill fatata hai, na karu toh bhi siyappa hota hi hai. Toh chalo kuch nahi karungi. Waise aap chai lengi ki coffee? I think aapko sirf thanda paani chahiye hoga, apni jalan kam karne ke liye. Chaliye Aai water tanker leke aate hain, aaj sabko angry fire shower ke badle ice wash 😎

Waise coffee ya chai ke liye toh aise hi pucha tha. Woh ghar pe itna stock nahi hai ki mehmanonko offer kar sake. Toh paani se hi kaam chalana padega. Aai chaliye na, mujhe ye sab drama dekhke bahut bhook lagi hai


What's your #HonestVersion?🤣


PS: No offense intended.


Idea credit: AIB

Woah! This is too good! Maza aagaya 🤣🤣

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