I loved Miya-Biwi antics today š Both are feeling things but are not ready to clarify any of it to each other & themselves. So interesting & fun to watch š
So the scene started with Biwi being frustrated with the danda drama, looked for Pati in the room & when she didn't find him, took her pillow to go sleep with UM. But then Pati came & started teasing her. Poor biwi was getting more frustrated š.
Then Bhabhi ji ne disturb kar diya aur Pati ko bata diya ki unki biwi kaha thi. Pati got amazed at his 'chhota packet badda dhamaka' biwi. Lekin phir Pati ko bhabhi ji ki bakwaas sunni padi.
(btw Virat was so done with Pakhi on the phone - "ab main kuchh bhi kahunga toh tum meri baat nahi manogi". Bhabhi ji ne sahi pakde - "phone rakhne ki jaldi mein ho" š)
Jaise-Taise Pati ne bhabhi ji se peechha chhudaya aur Biwi se bade pyaar se puchha "tum Pakhi se milne gayi thi?" par biwi was still frustrated, so she started with her "ulte jawaab" (lol that's what you get ACP sahab when you keep your biwi so confused about your own feelings š).
Biwi still thinks Pati is into bhabhi ji, so kept bringing up bhabhi ji in all of her answers 𤦠(Sai baby, stop being so obsessed with bhabhi ji, it's not good for your brain cells, abhi toh MBBS ki padhayi bhi shuru nahi hui. Save yourself girl).
Pati being the absolute clueless man that he is, asks biwi why she's constantly bringing up bhabhi ji (bcoz she's upset/hurt, thinks you love bhabhi ji & that you don't understand her feelings, you absolutely dumbass man š¤Ŗ).
Biwi tries to explain - "woh aapki 'dost' bhi toh hai" but Pati is still clueless & doesn't understand her meaning, so he replies - "haan Meir dost hai, iss baat se maine kabhi inkaar nahi kiya" (oh you stupid man š¤¦). Then Biwi gets all serious - "haan leki aisi bohot saari baatein hai jo aap nahi kahte par aapke aas-paas ke log mehsoos karte hai". Pati takes his dumbness to the next level & utters - "mujhe ghuma phira ke baat samaj nahi aati, jo kahna hai saaf-saaf bolo" (how is this UPSC topper so dumb? )
Biwi gets to her threshold limit of tolerating dumbness for a day. So she says "aapko kucch samaj nahi aayega, aap toh bas meri beizatti karte ho". Pati still hasn't reached his s threshold limit of dumbness yet so he asks "maine kab tumhari beizzati ki??" (dude she means you insulting her feelings with your bhabhi ji jaap). Biwi goes - "abhi toh aapne .......". Then realises aaj ka dumbness jhelne ka kota khatam ho chuka hai, so she leaves the topic be, but not without putting her pillow & blanket back on the bed.
Pati finally got what he wanted, that his biwi sleep with him on the bed, so he let the topic go as well š
Biwi ke wife-y antics deserved to be mentioned as well. Sai is such a baby. A cute baby ā¤ļø. She kept standing there until Virat was done with the phone call. Then only she tried to leave the room. Biwi waha khade hoke Pati ki baatein sun rahi thi bahane se. That was total wife-y move from her š¤£
Special mention to Pati's cluelessness - "Sai kabhi mera intezar nahi karti". Ab ACP sahab ko kaun samjhaye ki biwi unki chintaa mein khana nahi khati aur unki wait karti hai apne result ki excitement share karne ke liye".
Arre ACP sahab, mentos khao aur apne dimaag ki batti jalao. It's a request from us all š.