@Isa for you! Translations are in pink!
1. Where is Dadu?
a) He's on a forced pilgrimage
b) Beena threw him out
c) In search of a new wife who belongs to the army
d) He turned into Devdas(not romantically) when he saw Suman with Vikram (woh raat Dadu 2 baje tak piya) bracket means that night Dadu drank till 2 AM...it's a famous dialogue!
2. Why is Kancha still at college?
a) Studying for Masters or further education
a) Acche acche civilian ladke milte hai tadne ke liye (boyfriend ye kisiko banati nahi)
(She get's to drool at civilians [she doesn't make anyone her bf though!])
b) Beena se chutkara chahiye tha
(She wanted to go away from Beena)
c) Pass hi nahi hui aaj tak....thik se copy karne nahi dete
(She failed at her exams as the people in college didn't let her copy)
d) Aise hi cool aur sexy laga
(Just like that because it looks cool and sexy)
3. How did Vikram earn his degree?
a) Degree? Voh kya hoti hai?
(Degree? What's that?)
b) Exam Paper mein paise rakhta tha examiner aur moderator ke liye
(He used to keep money in his papers for the examiners and moderators)
c) University valon ko dhamkaya tha(more like irritate kiya tha roke and they gave up because iski chipkuness handle nahi hui)
(He threatened the univerity people or more like he irritated them with his chewing gum attitude)
d) Degree iske paas hai hi nahi....ye to bas Suman ko impress karna chahta hai...hearing wale day par chache ke foofa ke bhatije ki bhabhi ke bete ke best friend ki nani ki behen ki sale ke bete ka cat ghoom ho gaya bol kar ayega nahi
(He doesn't have any degree...he is fooling everyone just to impress Suman! On the hearing day he will run away saying that his long distant relative's, long distant relative's cat is missing!)
4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?
a) Calories burn hoti hai and she will remain slim
(She gets to remain slim by burning calories)
b) Khana banana nahi ata and bahar ka khana mehenga hai
(She doesn't know how to cook and the food outside is costly)
c) Company usse militants mein chewing gum advertise karne ke paise dete hai
(Company gives her money to advertise the chewing gum in militants)
d) Because chewing gums are sticky and symbolize Vikku bhaiya....just the way she throws away the chewing gum she will throw away Vikram too!
(It's in eng itself😆)
5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?
a) Malhotra's mein liver hai hi nahi!
(Malhotra's don't have liver itself)
b) For their liver, water=alcohol
c) Drinks voh kabhi lete nahi....glass mein apple juice hota hai
(They never drink alcohol...it's apple juice)
d) Kavita's haldi wala doodh
(Kavita's turmeric milk)
6. What job does Bunty do?
a) Cupid...jagah jagah jake logon ke dil milata hai
(Cupid....he brings people together)
b) Paisa kamae ki kya jaroorat hai? Uska bhai(Shravan) hai na
(Why does he have to earn money? He has his brother Shravan na!)
c) Kancha+Avni+Devika ke usse zindagi ki kasauti pe chodne ke baat bechara sirf natak karta hai khush rehneka....andar se toot chuka hai...kaam karne ka mann nahi karta!
(When Kancha, Avni, Devika left him alone on the crossroad of his life his heart broke....he doesn't feel like doing anything...he is just acting that he is happy!)
d) All rounder hai....love guru, broker, etc
(He is an all-rounder...broker, teaches about love, etc!)
Edited by Pranushka_723 - 5 years ago