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Posted: 5 years ago
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1. Where is Dadu?

c) In search of a new wife who belongs to the army

Inke mizaaz toh pehle se hi romantic the, abhi sabko settle kar diya, Suman cadet ne army Join karli toh nikal pade Dulhan ki khoj meinsmiley16

Dadi ko pata chala toh inhi ke rifle ki sari goliyaan inhe marengi🤣


2. Why is Kancha still at college?

a) Acche acche civilian ladke milte hai tadne ke liye (boyfriend ye kisiko banati nahi)

It's Kancha in the search of her Kanchesmiley37

🤣🤣


3. How did Vikram earn his degree?

b) Exam Paper mein paise rakhta tha examiner aur moderator ke liye

With the amount of confidence he has, he sure hasn't studied enough. Cause no subject aata hai usmein toh hazard doubts aate hain mind meinsmiley24

Sahi baat hai....itna over-confident koi pada likha insaan nahi ho sakta.....kala akshar Vikku barabar😆


4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?

b) Khana banana nahi ata and bahar ka khana mehenga hai

Obviously, khana mehenga hai, ghar bikne ko aagaya, Chachu useless hai. Saste Savings smiley19

OMG.....ROFL🤣🤣 saste savings?!!🤣🤣


5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?

b) For their liver, water=alcohol

Punjabi puttars have special liver immunity since birth.

Especially ITV punjabi puttar😆


6. What job does Bunty do?

d) All rounder hai....love guru, broker, etc

Somewhat like Partners ka Sallu. Bole toh freelancer smiley16

I can imagine him singing Maria Maria to Devika🤣🤣

And SuVan's bacche making him run by sending a rocket behind him🤣


Great answers🤣

Thanks for participating....here's your hamper!

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Posted: 5 years ago
#22

Originally posted by: Vageeshwarics

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Hamper-wamper chodo winner kaun hai batao😎

I am very confident that I am the winner😎

See the source image

Kal announce karungi

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Of course....apke liye toh aphi winner hai😆

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Posted: 5 years ago
#23

Originally posted by: Pranushka_723



Great answers🤣

Thanks for participating....here's your hamper!

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Thanks Lavy🤗❤️

Pehli baar mein hamper wow

Masttt mazaa aagaya.

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Posted: 5 years ago
#24

Originally posted by: Pranushka_723

Ladies and gentlemen(if we have any in the forum😆) welcome to LBC aka Lavy Banayegi Crorepati!🤗

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So before we start the game let's get acquainted with the rules-

The participant who manages to impress me the most gets to be the winner!

Each questions has options choose the one which suits you the most!

Money will be transferred to the winners account online with full transparency!

It's a fun post don't take it offensively!


Here we go-


1. Where is Dadu?

a) He's on a forced pilgrimage

b) Beena threw him out

c) In search of a new wife who belongs to the army

d) He turned into Devdas(not romantically) when he saw Suman with Vikram (woh raat Dadu 2 baje tak piya)


2. Why is Kancha still at college?

a) Studying for Masters or further education

a) Acche acche civilian ladke milte hai tadne ke liye (boyfriend ye kisiko banati nahi)

b) Beena se chutkara chahiye tha

c) Pass hi nahi hui aaj tak....thik se copy karne nahi dete

d) Aise hi cool aur sexy laga


3. How did Vikram earn his degree?

a) Degree? Voh kya hoti hai?

b) Exam Paper mein paise rakhta tha examiner aur moderator ke liye

c) University valon ko dhamkaya tha(more like irritate kiya tha roke and they gave up because iski chipkuness handle nahi hui)

d) Degree iske paas hai hi nahi....ye to bas Suman ko impress karna chahta hai...hearing wale day par chache ke foofa ke bhatije ki bhabhi ke bete ke best friend ki nani ki behen ki sale ke bete ka cat ghoom ho gaya bol kar ayega nahi


4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?

a) Calories burn hoti hai and she will remain slim

b) Khana banana nahi ata and bahar ka khana mehenga hai

c) Company usse militants mein chewing gum advertise karne ke paise dete hai

d) Because chewing gums are sticky and symbolize Vikku bhaiya....just the way she throws away the chewing gum she will throw away Vikram too!


5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?

a) Malhotra's mein liver hai hi nahi!

b) For their liver, water=alcohol

c) Drinks voh kabhi lete nahi....glass mein apple juice hota hai

d) Kavita's haldi wala doodh


6. What job does Bunty do?

a) Cupid...jagah jagah jake logon ke dil milata hai

b) Paisa kamae ki kya jaroorat hai? Uska bhai(Shravan) hai na

c) Kancha+Avni+Devika ke usse zindagi ki kasauti pe chodne ke baat bechara sirf natak karta hai khush rehneka....andar se toot chuka hai...kaam karne ka mann nahi karta!

d) All rounder hai....love guru, broker, etc



P.S- Sorry if it offended anyone! Pls tell me which part offended you I'll try to cut or change it!

This is a result of me solving MCQ's

Bold: my answers

Hilarious post lavanya. 🤣🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
#25

Originally posted by: Mannmohanaa


Thanks Lavy🤗❤️

Pehli baar mein hamper wow

Masttt mazaa aagaya.

Yes😳 saare participants ko hamper....I am not kanjoos like KJo😆

Glad you enjoyed it🤗

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Posted: 5 years ago
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Originally posted by: dotsfan

Bold: my answers

Hilarious post lavanya. 🤣🤣

Thank you ji🤗

Here's your hamper....thank for participating

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Posted: 5 years ago
#27

Originally posted by: Pranushka_723

Thank you ji🤗

Here's your hamper....thank for participating

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Thanks..😋🙂

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Posted: 5 years ago
#28

FB...I would like to answer but looks like my chance of getting the chocolates you made almost zero...I can only answer the 1st Qs after that......

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Posted: 5 years ago
#29

Originally posted by: Isabel

FB...I would like to answer but looks like my chance of getting the chocolates you made almost zero...I can only answer the 1st Qs after that......

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Wait I'll translate them for you😆

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Posted: 5 years ago
#30

@Isa for you! Translations are in pink!


1. Where is Dadu?

a) He's on a forced pilgrimage

b) Beena threw him out

c) In search of a new wife who belongs to the army

d) He turned into Devdas(not romantically) when he saw Suman with Vikram (woh raat Dadu 2 baje tak piya) bracket means that night Dadu drank till 2 AM...it's a famous dialogue!


2. Why is Kancha still at college?

a) Studying for Masters or further education

a) Acche acche civilian ladke milte hai tadne ke liye (boyfriend ye kisiko banati nahi)

(She get's to drool at civilians [she doesn't make anyone her bf though!])

b) Beena se chutkara chahiye tha

(She wanted to go away from Beena)

c) Pass hi nahi hui aaj tak....thik se copy karne nahi dete

(She failed at her exams as the people in college didn't let her copy)

d) Aise hi cool aur sexy laga

(Just like that because it looks cool and sexy)


3. How did Vikram earn his degree?

a) Degree? Voh kya hoti hai?

(Degree? What's that?)

b) Exam Paper mein paise rakhta tha examiner aur moderator ke liye

(He used to keep money in his papers for the examiners and moderators)

c) University valon ko dhamkaya tha(more like irritate kiya tha roke and they gave up because iski chipkuness handle nahi hui)

(He threatened the univerity people or more like he irritated them with his chewing gum attitude)

d) Degree iske paas hai hi nahi....ye to bas Suman ko impress karna chahta hai...hearing wale day par chache ke foofa ke bhatije ki bhabhi ke bete ke best friend ki nani ki behen ki sale ke bete ka cat ghoom ho gaya bol kar ayega nahi

(He doesn't have any degree...he is fooling everyone just to impress Suman! On the hearing day he will run away saying that his long distant relative's, long distant relative's cat is missing!)


4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?

a) Calories burn hoti hai and she will remain slim

(She gets to remain slim by burning calories)

b) Khana banana nahi ata and bahar ka khana mehenga hai

(She doesn't know how to cook and the food outside is costly)

c) Company usse militants mein chewing gum advertise karne ke paise dete hai

(Company gives her money to advertise the chewing gum in militants)

d) Because chewing gums are sticky and symbolize Vikku bhaiya....just the way she throws away the chewing gum she will throw away Vikram too!

(It's in eng itself😆)


5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?

a) Malhotra's mein liver hai hi nahi!

(Malhotra's don't have liver itself)

b) For their liver, water=alcohol

c) Drinks voh kabhi lete nahi....glass mein apple juice hota hai

(They never drink alcohol...it's apple juice)

d) Kavita's haldi wala doodh

(Kavita's turmeric milk)


6. What job does Bunty do?

a) Cupid...jagah jagah jake logon ke dil milata hai

(Cupid....he brings people together)

b) Paisa kamae ki kya jaroorat hai? Uska bhai(Shravan) hai na

(Why does he have to earn money? He has his brother Shravan na!)

c) Kancha+Avni+Devika ke usse zindagi ki kasauti pe chodne ke baat bechara sirf natak karta hai khush rehneka....andar se toot chuka hai...kaam karne ka mann nahi karta!

(When Kancha, Avni, Devika left him alone on the crossroad of his life his heart broke....he doesn't feel like doing anything...he is just acting that he is happy!)

d) All rounder hai....love guru, broker, etc

(He is an all-rounder...broker, teaches about love, etc!)

Edited by Pranushka_723 - 5 years ago

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