KTLK Quiz - Page 54

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Nidhi ko raat ko kuch bhi nahi ho raha tha mehsoos

Phir pata chala Ashu ki pichkari mein bilkul nahi hai juice

Mallika usse saalon pehle gayi thi choos.. Ab sirf bacha hai ghaas-phoos

Ab woh ban gaya hai rajpal yadav, jo ek waqt par dikhta tha Tom Cruise

Ashu nahi karayega ilaj kyunki woh hai kanjoos

Buddha toh hai hi, uske saath fitrat se bhi hai khadoos

Tabhi Nidhi neend se jaag gayi, kyunki dadi bua chilla rahi thi - abe manhoos

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Aankh khuli Nidhi ka toota sapna

Nidhi ne dekha toh uska room tha woh apna

Usne Diya apni kismat ko dosh

KGH mein honge Dr. Ashutosh

Socha Chalo Kar leti Hoon check

Kahin ho na jaaye uski Zindagi wreck🤣

Aditya ne Ashu se kaha

Aap ho mere jeeju aur main apka saala

Buri nazar wale tera mooh kaala

Meri didi ne hai mujhe paala

Mehnat mazdoori karke mujhe bhejthi thi pathshala

Unke andar jal rahi hai apki pyaar ki jwala

Jaldi se karlo unse shaadi nahi toh ho jayega gadbad - ghotala

Lag jayega kgh pe Aligarh ka taala

Aap mere jeeju aur main apka saala

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Tum bin jiya jaaye kaise

Par tumhare bank account mein bilkul nahin hai paise

Harkatein par karte ho ameero jaise

Tumhari didi ki umr kitni ho gayi hai waise

Suhasini to Aditya 🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Aditya ne Ashu se kaha

Aap ho mere jeeju aur main apka saala

Buri nazar wale tera mooh kaala

Meri didi ne hai mujhe paala

Mehnat mazdoori karke mujhe bhejthi thi pathshala

Unke andar jal rahi hai apki pyaar ki jwala

Jaldi se karlo unse shaadi nahi toh ho jayega gadbad - ghotala

Lag jayega kgh pe Aligarh ka taala

Aap mere jeeju aur main apka saala

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Tu hai Mera saala

Main ye nahi manne waala

Main khud Hoon ek chai bechne waala

Teri Didi ne kiya jagan ke saath munh kala

Ab mere andar hai badle ki jwala

Hatt jaa ab main kuch nahi sunne waala

Meri Zindagi mein aayi hai ek ladki

Jo door karegi Meri Zindagi ki kadki

Jo khulwayegi KGH ka taala

Tu Kya kehta hai Teri Didi ne tujhe paala

Woh khud peeke ludkhi rehti hai in Ganda naala...

Tu bhi koi bahut achcha nahi tu bhi pass rehta tha in the same naala..

M Ashutosh log kehte hain mujhe shaitaan ka saala😈

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Tu hai Mera saala

Main ye nahi manne waala

Main khud Hoon ek chai bechne waala

Teri Didi ne kiya jagan ke saath munh kala

Ab mere andar hai badle ki jwala

Hatt jaa ab main kuch nahi sunne waala

Meri Zindagi mein aayi hai ek ladki

Jo door karegi Meri Zindagi ki kadki

Jo khulwayegi KGH ka taala

Tu Kya kehta hai Teri Didi ne tujhe paala

Woh khud peeke ludkhi rehti hai in Ganda naala...

Tu bhi koi bahut achcha nahi tu bhi pass rehta tha in the same naala..

M Ashutosh log kehte hain mujhe shaitaan ka saala😈

Fabulous 👏

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Tum bin jiya jaaye kaise

Tumhare bank account mein bilkul nahin hai paise

Harkatein par karte ho ameero jaise

Tumhari didi ki umr kitni ho gayi hai waise

Suhasini to Aditya 🤣

Zindagi kaat raha Hoon jaise taise

Didi ke baare mein mat bola karo aise

Unki umr itni hai jitni Hain tumhare pitaji ke paas bhaise

Par bhaiso ke sahare kabtak rahenge aise

.....Aditya to Suhasini🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Fabulous 👏

Meri inspiration toh aap hi Hain guruji🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Tu hai Mera saala

Main ye nahi manne waala

Main khud Hoon ek chai bechne waala

Teri Didi ne kiya jagan ke saath munh kala

Ab mere andar hai badle ki jwala

Hatt jaa ab main kuch nahi sunne waala

Meri Zindagi mein aayi hai ek ladki

Jo door karegi Meri Zindagi ki kadki

Jo khulwayegi KGH ka taala

Tu Kya kehta hai Teri Didi ne tujhe paala

Woh khud peeke ludkhi rehti hai in Ganda naala...

Tu bhi koi bahut achcha nahi tu bhi pass rehta tha in the same naala..

M Ashutosh log kehte hain mujhe shaitaan ka saala😈

Agar tumne mujhe nahin maana mujhe apna saala

Nikal dunga main tumhara diwala

Bukhe maroge, nahi milega roti ka ek bhi nivala

Tu mera jeeja main tera saala😆

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Zindagi kaat raha Hoon jaise taise

Didi ke baare mein mat bola karo aise

Unki umr itni hai jitni Hain tumhare pitaji ke paas bhaise

Par bhaiso ke sahare kabtak rahenge aise

.....Aditya to Suhasini🤣

Bhains dethi hai doodh

Usse peeke bana lo apna mood

Tumhari didi nahi hai red riding hood

Maanti hoon ki Ashu dikhne mein good

Paise ped pe nahi ugte, didi se kaho na banaya kare free mein Ashu ka food

Bhaingan ka bhartha bane ya bane baingan bhagare

Paise dekar hi khareedne padte hai ingredients saare ke saare

Mujhe Ashu pe doubt hai, kyun hai woh itni umr tak kunware

Lagta hai unki kheth ki bhindiyan nahi hai karaare

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Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Agar tumne mujhe nahin maana mujhe apna saala

Nikal dunga main tumhara diwala

Bukhe maroge, nahi milega roti ka ek bhi nivala

Tu mera jeeja main tera saala😆

Offo ye Mera saala aise nahi maanne waala

Itna peetunga koi nahi hoga tujhe bheek dene waala

Tune shayad dekha nahi main Hoon khatro se khelne waala

Aur samay aane pe kisi ko khoob pelne waala

Issey pehle tu le apna ticket kata

Kisi se bhi pooch le KGH ka Dean hai dimaag se hata

Main Hoon wahi dean

Jo Baja dega Teri been

Nikal le beta till I count ek do teen..🤣