Vacancy Announcement ShuklaPur: Doormat Wanted

Mukhiya of ShuklaPur just published a vacancy announcement for doormat, if you have following skills, please submit your application directly to the Mukhiya:😲

1. Never use your brain even by mistake.

2. Never talk with anyone outside the group.

3. Follow strict rationing of words in case you are required to talk.

4. Have natural ability to attack opponents like a Saand when shown the red flag by Mukhiya

5. Remain silent when your every action is criticized & taunted by Mukhiya

7. All team decisions will be taken unquestionably by The Mukhiya

8. If Mukhiya likes any bachi, go all out to Pursue her & make Mukhiya's dream come true.

9. Anyone Mukhiya thinks has reached his/her expiry date for use, shall be kicked out.

10. Follow The Mukhiya: Smile, shout, fight, Abuse ... if Mukhiya is doing it.

11. Loyalty test would be done regularly by The Mukhiya on Vibration mode.

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Your posts are always so hilarious 😆. But from the epi yesterday it seems Arti is not ready to vacate her position.

New doormats are already selected for pi. Old one is still trying to keep her position intact.

P. S. Negotiation is not allowed.🤣

Sooooo perfect 😆👍🏼

Originally posted by: SoPunk

Mukhiya of ShuklaPur just published a vacancy announcement for doormat, if you have following skills, please submit your application directly to the Mukhiya:😲

1. Never use your brain even by mistake.

2. Never talk with anyone outside the group.

3. Follow strict rationing of words in case you are required to talk.

4. Have natural ability to attack opponents like a Saand when shown the red flag by Mukhiya

5. Remain silent when your every action is criticized & taunted by Mukhiya

7. All team decisions will be taken unquestionably by The Mukhiya

8. If Mukhiya likes any bachi, go all out to Pursue her & make Mukhiya's dream come true.

9. Anyone Mukhiya thinks has reached his/her expiry date for use, shall be kicked out.

10. Follow The Mukhiya: Smile, shout, fight, Abuse ... if Mukhiya is doing it.

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🥱I thought to make a post on the same subject yesterday. Shukla Group of Co.

11. Loyalty test would be done regularly.

Arti

Jaruwala oops Jariwala

Originally posted by: raam786

🥱I thought to make a post on the same subject yesterday. Shukla Group of Co.

11. Loyalty test would be done regularly.

Adding it 😆

Originally posted by: Sabhayata

Your posts are always so hilarious 😆. But from the epi yesterday it seems Arti is not ready to vacate her position.

She had her interview yesterday, result still unknown. 😆

Originally posted by: s2397

New doormats are already selected for pi. Old one is still trying to keep her position intact.

P. S. Negotiation is not allowed.🤣

Zariwala, Bhau & Himanshi are on probation

Originally posted by: SoPunk

Mukhiya of ShuklaPur just published a vacancy announcement for doormat, if you have following skills, please submit your application directly to the Mukhiya:😲

1. Never use your brain even by mistake.

2. Never talk with anyone outside the group.

3. Follow strict rationing of words in case you are required to talk.

4. Have natural ability to attack opponents like a Saand when shown the red flag by Mukhiya

5. Remain silent when your every action is criticized & taunted by Mukhiya

7. All team decisions will be taken unquestionably by The Mukhiya

8. If Mukhiya likes any bachi, go all out to Pursue her & make Mukhiya's dream come true.

9. Anyone Mukhiya thinks has reached his/her expiry date for use, shall be kicked out.

10. Follow The Mukhiya: Smile, shout, fight, Abuse ... if Mukhiya is doing it.

11. Loyalty test would be done regularly by The Mukhiya on Vibration mode.

🙃😕🤪

that hit me out of nowhere almost fell off my chair reading it 🤣