Guftagu #1103 - Page 3

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such astrange and long way that another person who is listening to him can'tunderstand him. Do you understand me?

Son: No.

"I was born in California."

"Which part?"

"All of me."😆

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.

Doctor: Drink this glass of water.

Patient: Will it make me better?

Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to followhim.