Confession thread - Page 31

Originally posted by: HotFuzz

Sorry to butt in but i heard Agent sai srinivasa atreya movie is very good and is in Amazon prime

and Oh! Baby too👍🏼

Originally posted by: hasini009

and Oh! Baby too👍🏼

Is it in amazon ? 😲

Originally posted by: HotFuzz

Is it in amazon ? 😲

no, its not there. netflix mein release hoga may be.

they say 'Oh Baby Becomes Costly On Digital Space'

Originally posted by: SriRani

Ok I was hate monger once for a very short period of time. I really had good time bashing DD( forgot her name but we used to call double D) and made lot of friends. But the happiness didn’t last long and got kicked out.

And I had this huge crush on Mullah Akbar( Bigboss forum).it was fun playing his third wife role in the forum. I used look forward for his posts. So far he is my fave troll ever. It’s still mystery whose Mid was mullah.

My confession: That was me.

Okay, no it wasn't ... but you're my second victim. So yay!

10 Questions:

1) You seem to believe that MA was a guy. Given IF's demographics, I'd bet MA was actually a girl. Would your heartbeat less if MA was a girl -- you still can be her third wife, but yeah?

2) Do you still bash DD? What are some of the juicy remarks you made about her? Don't hold back.

(Disclaimer for mods - this is for educational purposes so this should not be a violation for SriRani. )

(Disclaimer for DD fans - close your eyes or skip this part if you get angered easily.)

3) Now the "friends" you made equally shared a hatred for a person ... have you changed today to realize that hAtE iSn'T tHe BeSt WaY tO eXpReSS yOuRSeLf or are you still an bad cacoon of fresh evil stew?

4) Back to MA - what was so enamoring about him (or her) that you pretended to be his (or her) wife? Was he/she romantic, was he/she flirty, did he/she .. ehem .. turn you on? (it's a confessions thread, it would be boring if I don't ask what the fun questions).

5) What is it about trolls that you like in general (to have a favorite troll is one thing, to have a troll that made your heart go dubdubdubdubdubdubdubdubdubdubdbuddub is another thing)? Is it the mystery of not knowing who is behind the computer screen, or perhaps you're replacing this:

with:

(I googled for "hot indian guy on computer" and this is what I got ... blame google... unless you think he's hot .. in which case, good job google).

Let's just replace him with this guy:

6) Did you lose your friends when you kicked out, or did you continue your hate-mongering across other forums? Did you make more friends?

7) Am I a friend? 😳 (This is meant to test your hate-mongering skills. Give me your best. Disclaimer to mods - this is for educational purposes, please ignore her reply). Actually, it would be best if you PM #7 to me. I wouldn't want you to get in trouble --- BUT given how childish this thread is, mods are probably laughing about how this is the one thread they don't have to moderate at all because it's so clean.

8) Is your name "SriRani" because you like SriDevi and Rani Mukherjee, and wish if they had a baby it would be Madhuri Dixit, uff SriRani?

9) If you could meet MA in real life, he's a guy, blah blah, and he's looking for a third wife ... will you marry him?

10) You say you were a hate-mongerer for a short time ... When was the last time you said something hateful?

Originally posted by: ponymo

The floor was always open to real life confessions and some confessed too. But very few did, thats the issue

When i confessed i was told why am i writing essays? 😆

Originally posted by: janta-janardhan

Online forum pe isse zyada confession kya milega? Don't tell me you expect confession like how one member was quarrelling with another one for difference of opinion over an actor that led to a dirty fight and went into such an extreme that member A kidnapped the other and mercilessly murdered her and secretly buried the dead body on page 253 of Bollywood forum and escaped to the Upside Down from where she has been periodically publishing blinds every week so that all the Inspector Dayas of the forum are occupied solving cases of who is smelling whose chaddi, who is snorting what and who is screwing whom in the posh bylanes of Bollywood instead of breaking doors and finding the dead body hidden somewhere in the forum pages.

Meanwhile all the parties involved are unaware that the soul of the murdered victim has already been reincarnated and she is back in the forum as an icchadhari naagin hissing all the way into every topic in search for her murderer. But this naagin is judgemental AF so despite her having very less time on her hand to take revenge, she wastes her time solving blinds about nose jobs and boob jobs unaware of the fact that her murderer has already come to know about the naagin's intentions through her maha mrityunjay raksha kavach that she recently purchased after seeing it's ad flashing on every freaking page of the forum (along with other ads of buy one bra get one bra free, buy flats at 24 lakhs only at UK which turns out to be Upper Kandiwali, heart surgery donations with poor kids photos sourced from shutterstock and ' Hey, I'm lonely, wanna play with me tonight? Click the green button below now to connect with 42 sexy girls in your neighborhood now 😉😉').

So will be the icchadhari naagin be able to brave 9972 pages of nose-boob-lip job blinds, terrible Bollywood teasers and trailers and their equally terrible box offie threads, innumerable CCs worth months of nonsense, Shaitan Haiwan's midnight epiphanies, Out of the blue Urmila Matondkar appreciation threads by four of her fans, Himalaya's 'off topic' Kapil Sharma show posts, bhakts vs libtards posts, Deepveer-Prick-Virushka chugli mandali, Jaanu ke papa's unconditional love for her beti and ghatshona4ever's 'OMG HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😉😉😉😉🤪🤪😈😈😈' among other topics and get hold of her murderer in the upside down???

I confess I don't have an answer for that. I also confess I am a writer by profession. A brilliant once ^. Hence I'm jobless and spend most of my time on bollywood forum.

It's ok though. You can also now confess that you're equally jobless like me since you took time from your 'busy schedule' to read such crap like this.

We both are jobless. That's not a bad thing. Atleast we are not judgemental like that icchadhaari naagin who wastes time gossiping about nose jobs while she herself looks like this!

About time you get one for yourself too you judgy zehreeli nagmani!

Time to hit the sack. All over again. And rinse repeat.

Originally posted by: guenhwyvar

Interesting. Let's spice this discussion up a bit because this thread is lame, the answers are lame, and no one is making an effort to make this a true confessions thread. Sorry, you're my first victim but congratulations, you're my first victim! I'm sure it's quite an honor for you.

10 Questions to make this confession a true confession:

1) Which finger do you primarily use?

I'm a righty, so I use my right index finger like a normal person.

2) Do you taste/eat or smell your boogers after picking?

Nah, I'm not that disgusting. It just feels satisfying. I play with it and when I get bored I get rid of it.

3) What style do you use? The pinch method, the roll-arounds-ee, the stick-my-find-as-deep-as-can-go, etc.?

Yeah, "as deep as I can go" one. I like to dig it like a tunnel.

4) Have you ever done ... uhm ... double ... ehem .. penetration (to clarify for the pervs here -- one finger per hand, two nostrils, rapid action)?

No. I like to satisfy my each nostril properly. So I pick only one at a time. I'm a perfectionist so I take time in my job but do it perfectly.

5) Do you flick them, wipe it off your clothes, wipe it with a napkin, wash hands in sink?

I flick them.

6) Do you wash your hands after you pick your nose?

Sometimes I do. Sometimes I don't

7) Do you lick your finger before picking your nose (to lubricate it with saliva)?

Nope

8) Where does your nose-picking action usually occur? In bed, on the can, while walking, in the car, etc.?

Whenever I'm alone and there's a need.

9) Have you ever picked your nose, wiped it off lazily, and then used your phone ... and then realize that there's a small, but crusty layer of dried out snot that makes touching your phone gross (or exciting, depending on you ...)?

Happened many times.

10) What color are your boogers in general?

Sometimes grey sometimes black. I thought everyone has the same colour. No?

If your answers are boring, picking your nose isn't a confession. If your answers are exciting, congratulations x2, it's probably the most exciting confession in this entire thread!

Jis thread mein logo ki phati padi ho kuch confess karne mein, I think mine is the most embarrassing confession. Good that internet is anonymous.

i think i have seen everything in this topic except a proper confession lol

and yes i am too among those who are whining there is no confession but in the end not confessing themselves

which is fine

Originally posted by: Zeal17

I have a confession 😆 I wanted to become a mod once upon a time(Early years of joining forum).

But the application form is so idiotic also what people thinks of mods here... It's better to be part of aam juntaa only.

Congratulations! You're the next victim on my list. Alright ... I'm going to be brutal, but I'm going to be honest. This was a boring confession. Now, if it makes you feel better, 99% of the confessions here are boring. So you were probably influenced by that (always blame others ... never blame yourself. That's bad advice, but what are we going to do right?).

10 questions (if I can make it that far ... you have given me nothing to work with Zeal. I want you to go sit in your room and think about what you have done for 5 minutes before coming back to respond).

IF keeps removing my questions... when I post.

@guenhwyar @Luna46 🤣