Originally posted by: Luna46
I have a habit of picking my 👃 when I'm alone.
Interesting. Let's spice this discussion up a bit because this thread is lame, the answers are lame, and no one is making an effort to make this a true confessions thread. Sorry, you're my first victim but congratulations, you're my first victim! I'm sure it's quite an honor for you.
10 Questions to make this confession a true confession:
1) Which finger do you primarily use?
2) Do you taste/eat or smell your boogers after picking?
3) What style do you use? The pinch method, the roll-arounds-ee, the stick-my-find-as-deep-as-can-go, etc.?
4) Have you ever done ... uhm ... double ... ehem .. penetration (to clarify for the pervs here -- one finger per hand, two nostrils, rapid action)?
5) Do you flick them, wipe it off your clothes, wipe it with a napkin, wash hands in sink?
6) Do you wash your hands after you pick your nose?
7) Do you lick your finger before picking your nose (to lubricate it with saliva)?
8) Where does your nose-picking action usually occur? In bed, on the can, while walking, in the car, etc.?
9) Have you ever picked your nose, wiped it off lazily, and then used your phone ... and then realize that there's a small, but crusty layer of dried out snot that makes touching your phone gross (or exciting, depending on you ...)?
10) What color are your boogers in general?
If your answers are boring, picking your nose isn't a confession. If your answers are exciting, congratulations x2, it's probably the most exciting confession in this entire thread!
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