Somewhere Over the Rainbow #27 With Prats in our hearts - Page 83

Guys posting some jokes on the occasion of Guru Poornima that todays generations make, take it with a pitch of salt and pepper:

1)Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

2)Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven!"

Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"

Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

3)A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again."

4)Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

last one

5)A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000." The idiot says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?" The idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5. The idiot says, "Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?" The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5000. The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?" The idiot hands over $5.

I know not so great one, but still: Good Night all😃

Good morning!

Aww❤️, such nice words for all of us from Madi and Avi, thank you, love to be adored like that, so myriad blessings in return, what should say, chiranjeevi bhava (live very long), sada suhagan raho(remain wedded all your life), yashashvi bhava (success always), phulo phalo( prosper and grow) and sada khush raho( happiness always)!😃

Padma, nice jokes to lighten the mood👏, loved the last meme so much🤣, my friends would give me such looks when I would write reams and reams for my exams, took me to my college days, thanks for sharing!👍🏼

How is the flood situation in Assam now, guess the devastation is too bad, especially at Kaziranga, poor animals! Hope the administration is working overtime to help people and animals.

Have a good day everyone, some quotes for the day!

Good morning friends. Have a nice day.🤗

Originally posted by: Avyakta

Guru Purnima Pranaam to all my Rainbow friends who are my revered teachers to me . ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️A bow with respect to our dearest teachers-- Branka, Vimaa, Nado, Padmaja, Madhu Dragice, Tulasi, Riya, and little Abhi who taught me about the role of a mother.❤️

Originally posted by: cygnet9

Guys posting some jokes on the occasion of Guru Poornima that todays generations make, take it with a pitch of salt and pepper:

1)Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

2)Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven!"

Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"

Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

3)A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again."

4)Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

last one

5)A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000." The idiot says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?" The idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5. The idiot says, "Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?" The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5000. The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?" The idiot hands over $5.

I know not so great one, but still: Good Night all😃

Originally posted by: vibraj

Good morning!

Aww❤️, such nice words for all of us from Madi and Avi, thank you, love to be adored like that, so myriad blessings in return, what should say, chiranjeevi bhava (live very long), sada suhagan raho(remain wedded all your life), yashashvi bhava (success always), phulo phalo( prosper and grow) and sada khush raho( happiness always)!😃

Padma, nice jokes to lighten the mood👏, loved the last meme so much🤣, my friends would give me such looks when I would write reams and reams for my exams, took me to my college days, thanks for sharing!👍🏼

How is the flood situation in Assam now, guess the devastation is too bad, especially at Kaziranga, poor animals! Hope the administration is working overtime to help people and animals.

Have a good day everyone, some quotes for the day!

Hello and Good Evening guys😊

Today there was a monthly ritual of my MIL, so performed that and came home an hour back.

Good evening all😊

Hello Everyone😊

Hello friends 😊

With a little delay, Happy Guru Purnima , my friends ❤️