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Hola dearies...
Yes..yes...another crazy update coming up.😆
Plz do spare me...
Creative liberty overloaded...😆...when season 1 meets season 2.
When Mehek Singh Mann...meets The Shaurya Khanna
Khadoos and Dhaakad stuck in a lift..
Dressed in black checkkered three piece suit, Mr Shaurya Khanna enters the lift of a famous five star hotel, all the while peeping onto his expensive iPhone via his shades. While Ms Mehak singh Mann makes faces seeing his attitude.
Tong..tong..tong...
The lift gets struck in the middle of 5th and 6th floor.
M: Hey bajrangbali...abb ke hua? ( oh god..what happened)
S: Shit ...what the hell?
Mehak uses all her might in continuously pressing the lift buttons. And she shouts for help banging the lift doors.
S: You idiot? Do you think anybody will hear you? The lift may be struck due to power failure. Bloody middle class.
M: Abe oh..angrezi mein chatpatana band kar. Koi bijli wijli nahi gayi hai...apne moo se kaala chashma nikaal gadhe..(Hey you...stop blabbering in English..there is no power failure..remove your shades..you donkey)😆
S: Hey you ?..gadha kisko bola haan (whom did you call donkey..haan?)...do you know who am I?😆
M: Accha tu manne idiot bula sakta hai..aur mein tanne gadha nahi. Tu bhi nahi jaanta mein kaun hoon..mujse panga mat lena beta. (is it?..you can call me idiot nd I cannot call you donkey?. Even you don't know whom I am..so its better to stay away)
S: Anyways..who cares. Bloody middle class.
M: Phir se angrezi.(Again English!). Aur kya kal teri exam hai kya ..tu bloody middle class rata hi jaa raha hai.(And do you have an exam tomorrow for which you've been by hearting this word bloody middle class)😆
He ignored her and resumed his attempts of looking for network connectivity. Meanwhile boxer girl plans to relax on the floor base while stretching her legs.
S: What the hell! Network bhi nahi mil raha (there is no network too)
M: Lagta hai iss bandar ko nark mein jaana hai. Jab se aaya tab se yehi rat raha hai..(seems like this monkey wanna visit hell..that's why he is keeping on blabbering what the hell)😆
S: Bloody hell! Tumne bandar kisko kahan huh?(whom do you address as monkey?). Yaad rahe tum Shaurya Khanna se baat kar rahi ho.( Remember you are talking to Shaurya Khanna). You baby elephant!
M: Abey aankhein naa hai teri. Mein tujhe haathi lagti hoon (Don't you have eyes?..do I. Look like an elephant). Do minute mein teri haddiyaan todke batati hoon mein kaun hoon..(within 2 minutes I'll break your bones and let you know who am I)😆
He ignored her without fetching her a reply. Silence persisted for few minutes. But both were experts in expressing their dislike being in each other's company. The only thing to subside their boredom was pulling each other's legs.
M: Abey oh lambu! Kab tak aise khambe ki tarah khada rahega? (Hey you ...how long will you stand like a pillar?) Agar teri akad ki kulfi jam gayi hai toh..neeche baith ja. Teri saaya mere chehre pe padh rahi hai (If your arrogance has frozen .. come sit down. Your shadow is falling on my face)😆
S: Hey you! moti ladki (fat girl). Zubaan sambhalke. Phir se yaad dilaaon ki tum Shaurya Khanna se baat kar rahi ho.( control your tongue. Shall I remind you again that you are talking to Shaurya Khanna). Aise gandi jagahon pe tum baith thi hogi..Shaurya Khanna nahi. (You people are used to occupy these dirty seats..not Shaurya Khanna)
M: Aise gandi jagahon pe Nahi baitha(mimicking him). Toh kya mein tujhe makhi lagti hoon..(Am I some housefly then)
Acche se Kha peeke mein moti hui hoon. Teri shehri titlyion ki tarah hawa khake nahi. (Yes am fat/obese coz I eat a lot of food..unlike those skinny girls whose intake is just air). Aur kya tumhe bhoolne Ki bimari hai..hamesha apna naam ratt te rahte ho (And do you have some amnesia..that you are endlessly blabbering your name). Nahi baithna toh teekh hai. (if you don't wanna sit it's fine)😆
S: Khabardaar agar ek aur shabd moo se nikaali toh. (Don't you dare to say more). Aaj ka din hi kharaab hai. Pata nahi kis middle class wali ke saath phasa hoon..(such a bad day it is...don't know how am struck with this middle class crap)
She pouts and huffs in anger. After standing for almost 15 minutes he distastefully plans to sit on the floor. Throwing a deathly glare at her he inspects the floor and makes faces while cleaning it with his handkerchief.
M: Ab sabun aur pani se be nahalwaade. (Now bathe this floor in soap and water before sitting). Yeh sheher ke ameer londe bhi na (oh these show off city guys)😆
He tries his best to ignore her rants. But Shaurya Khanna is always best in taunts and sarcastic one liners. How could he keep mum without taunting his middle class companion.
S: I hope tumhare weight se yeh lift zyada dabb na jaye (I hope this lift won't be collapsed by your weight)😆
M: zyada bolega na toh teri godh mein baithoongi. Tab samjhega ki kya dabega(if you continue your blabbers..I"ll sit on your lap and make you realise what would actually collapse)😆
He rolls his eyes and removes his coat and partly unbuttons his shirt to cope up with the heat.
She two blows air on her face ignoring him.
M: pata Nahi yahan se kab nikal paoongi. Aur Bhagvan ne BHI kaise dariyal ke Saath phasa Diya. (Don't know when I will be able to get out of this place. And even god is giving me a tough time being with this devil)😆
He ignores her and munches an energy bar. She scoffs in anger seeing his attitude and peeps into her bag looking for something to pacify her watery mouth.😆
M: Hawww...Samose!!!
She exclaims happily and greedily starts munching the oily snack. Mr fitness freak gives her a weird look.
S: ewie..eww. These middle class ones , always behind such unhealthy oily craps.
M: Oye Angrez! Do baatein Haan.(Just two sentences). Pehli..ki naa yeh tera khaana hai..naahi tere paise kaa..aur naahi mein tere godh mein baithke kha rahi hoon.(firstly..the snack is not yours, neither you have bought it nor am having it while sitting on your lap) Aur doosri..Apne kaam se kaam Rakh,warna Teri baawri pooch ko aise baandoonga na ki Tu Bandar ki Tarah phurakna band karega(secondly mind your business..else I will tie up your crazy tail in such a way that you may forget to roam like a crazy monkey)😆
To be continued...(if you want me too😉)
So what do you guys think...?
What will be Sk's reply?
And how these two are going to get out of this fiasco??😆
Really appreciate rotten eggs and tomatoes...😳😆o
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