Jaya - ๐ก This was certain, sachi, kyon ki I am so beautiful and intelligent. That HAAAWT banda doesn't even look at Urvi when I am around...๐
Vijaya - haan Jaya! Aaj kal kya kuch nahin karti hai woh Urvi?๐ก She even puts Factum Phos in her eyebrows to grow them. Aur woh Bhaanumati! She looks like a servant before my sleeping beauty!
Jaya - aur nahin toh! I heard that Draupadi toh mere natural looks ke aage jal kar raakh ho jayegi!โญ๏ธ
Vijaya - haan Jaya! Par kaisa samay aa chukka hai?๐ Sundartaa itna bada shaap hai kya? Jis ki wajah se hume iss show se nikal diya?๐คข
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Suyo baby walks in with his beautiful wifey and sees worried Karna.
Suyo - 'Kya hua Mitr?๐ฒ Why do you look udaas like uttand Urvi without make up?'
Karna, sadly - 'Mitr, I am not even getting a new sari.๐ญ Kya sach mein yeh log mujhe iss show se nikal denge?'๐คข
Suyo - ' nahin Mitr, aisa nahin hoga.๐ Agar aap nahin hai toh hum cheer-haran kis ke karenge?'
Bhaanu - 'haan devar ji. Yahan ke saari striyaan aap se bahut kam vastr hi pehenti hai. Humare cheer-haran se kisi ko bhi mazaa nahi aayega.'๐ฅณ
Shakuni - 'Satya vachan, Bahu... Tote ho ya kaua ho, beech bageeche bache ho, bachan saab ki vani ho, mast mahal ki prani ho.'๐
Bhaanu - ๐'matlab?'
Shakuni - ' main nahin jaanta. Bolne ki aadat hai, toh bol diya...'๐
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Adhiratha is only entering his home after work, and is shocked to see an old face there!
'Bhabhooo...' - Adhiratha shouts๐ฒ.
'Bhabho? Kaun Bhabho?' - The lady replies with embarrassment.๐
'Ji, aap hi! Bhabho...' - Adhiratha says, shivering๐. - 'Aur Radha kahan gayi?'
And the lady shouts with her classical gesticulations - 'Dhoop mein ghoda chalaa kar andhe ho gaiyo ke? Main hoon aap ki patni, Radha Adhirath Rathi! Haye mhara raam ji! Karam phoot gayo mharo! Re kis kis ko sambhaloon?' ๐ก
Adhiratha faints. ๐คข
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Worried Urvi hurries to Kunti.
Urvi - 'Kunti maa, aren't you worried about your future in this show?'๐ค
Kunti, combing her long baal dramatically and slowly - 'not in the least.'
Urvi - 'Spies are telling me that you in particular are not popular among fans. Even Jamy doesn't like you.'๐
Kunti - 'who is this Jamy anyhow? I shall stay in this show as long as my Bollywood baal is.'๐
Urvi - 'dekhiye maa, I shall stay because I am KARN-SANGINI. But why would anyone let you?'
Kunti, throwing her hair back with arrogance - 'because I am KARN-SNUGGYNI.'๐
Urvi - 'Karn-kaun?'๐ฒ
Kunti, confidently, without any expression - 'Jis ne Karn ko sab se pehle SNUGGY pehnayi, KARN-SNUGGYNI.'๐
Urvi faints.