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JBR ko aaj double lecture lene ki soojhi. Teaching Fixed and Fluctuating accounts.
(Naina class mein fixed hai, Sam pata nahi bahar kahan fluctuate ho raha hai)
Sam aa gaya, JBR ne bad joke maar kar uska swag utaar diya, Sam ko koi important kaam tha bole.
JBR ko ab pata chala ki iske liye class koi maane nahi rakhti.
Sam bol raha hai meri bike ka teesra birthday hai.
(JBR shocked, SaMunDit rocked.)
N ko achche se yaad hai, Sam ki bike December mein aayi thi.
( Me: Kuchh confusion door karogi Naina? batao woh Anniversary date kis baat ki thi?Aur doosra,tum dono ki exact birthday date kaunsi hai?
N VO replied: Pehla toh CVs ko bhi nahi pata hai, doosra birthdays fixed nahi fluctuate hote rehte hain!)
N VO... Ek rishta tha jo hum dono ko ek doosre ki taraf wapas mod laata tha, Dard Ka Rishta
( Yeh to mere ek thread ka title tha na, CVs lagta hai IF visit karte rehte hain, haini haini)
Dard ka rishta bahot door tak saath rehta hai.
Then she said aisa hai Mera Sameer!
( yeh CVs ka naya tareeka damage control ka, you know)
Sam happy to see N eating.
( Selflessness ki hadd hai iss bande ki)
At home, Preeti taking care of Naina's leg.
( Pehle yeh batao yeh ghar kaise pahonchi? Aur itni hi takleef thi toh direct doctor ke paas kyun nahi le gayi Preeti?)
Preeti ko bhi lagta hai dono ko kisi ki nazar hi lagi hai.
( Bass aise hi jhaad phunk, superstition mein lage rehna tum log Preeti, straight sochna toh tumse na ho paayega)
Preeti ne radio chalaya aur ek gaane pe maa beti ne dance kiya hi tha ki Choli ke peechhe kya hai, gaana lag gaya.
Teenon shocked then laughed.
Bela...Jaldi se band kar nahi toh Taiji aa jaayengi.
( aur tujhe toh pata hai na unhein yeh gaana kitna pasand hai, jab bhi sunti hai Madhuri ki tarah dance karne lagti hain.)
Taiji aa gayi, Bela ko awaaz di.
( phir Taiji boli ki mere baghair gaana sun rahi thi lekin mehmaanon ke dekh kar dance na kiya, afsos hum Taiji ke thumke na dekh paaye)
N is worried... Pata nahi kya soch rahe honge hamare baare mein hum kaise kaise gaane sunte hain.
P... Sirf gaana hi to sun rahe the kaunsa choli pahen ke naach rahe the.
( lagta hai Preeti newspaper nahi padhti jo itne controversial lyrics ko sirf gaana bol rahi hai, khair!)
Doormat bani N ko lagta hai woh apni hone wali saas ko phone karna bhool gayi thi isliye toh nahi aaye.
Preeti ke andar aaj bhi Phoolan Devi ghusi hai boli phone hi nahi kiya na, koi murder toh nahi kiya hai?
Preeti sach boli ki yeh log paagal hain jo bina phone kiye tapak pade.
( kahin yeh Taiji ki chaal toh nahi Bela ko neecha dikhane ki)
N VO ka usage of phone pe ek essay toh banta hai. (Mauka chahiye bass!)
Sharad, uski maa, nani, mausi ( invisible mode mein Sharad ka boss CA Mr Dilip Virani) bhi aaye hain.
(Uski mausi ko dekh ke Umrao Jaan movie kyun yaad aa rahi hai pata nahi. Bad Joke!)
Iske boss ne poori duniya ki rasmalai khai huyi hai aur decision de diya hai ki Sharad jaisi rasmalai poori duniya mein koi nahi banata. Thankfully poori Galaxy nahi ghoom aaye iske boss aur yeh, phir hamari Mars family ka pata chal jaata.
(Ab pata chala yeh iske boss ke ghar ka Ramdhari hai re, naukar bhi ekdum ghatiya wala jo maalik ke ghar ki har baat idhar udhar batata rehta hai.)
Maa baap ki shiksha hain Taiji ke sanskaar, toh socho inke maa baap kaise honge.
(It was such a pathetic dialogue, kuchh bhi kahin bhi ghusa rahe hain CVs)
There, Sam Sunaina ko ghar le aaya bike se ya woh khud aayi, yeh na bataya CVs ne.
Su... Ji mamaji, ab toh aana jaana laga hi rahega.
Mamaji's reaction was hilarious, I loved him for that.
Sanyas lene ki baat batayi. Despo Su ne jhoota khane ko bola Sam ko, saare jhoota khane wale FBs aana toh banta hai.
Isko koi explaination dene ki zaroorat nahi hoti, bass ghussa kar ke chala jaaye toh kaam ban gaya.
Idhar Sharad ka mere boss jaap sunkar Preeti boli... Mujhe toh darr hai bachche hone ke baad bhi ek ka naam Dilip ek ka naam Virani na rakh de.
( Bachche ka sun ke bhi N ne koi reaction na diya aur idhar SamSu ke handhold,two taps aur jhoota khane ko lekar fandom pareshan hai, sympathy card you know)
Preeti bole Sam ke siwa kisi ke liye Jiju nahi bol sakti.
( phir kuchh karti kyun nahi Preeti)
Preeti ke reactions on mere boss jaap dekhne laayak the.
N ne apni problem batayi toh Sharad bola ki koi baat nahi tumhein sirf aashirwaad lena hai.
PreeNa ko sukoon mila. P boli ki itna bewakoof nahi hai jitna dikhta hai.
N VO ne shayad hint diya ki chhoti moch bhi khandaan ki izzat pe chot laga sakti thi.
Udhar, Sam ki aankh mein aansu, Su came boli ki main jaa rahi hun.
Sam ko laga yeh sanyas wali baat sunkar use chhod kar jaa rahi hai.
( kya tha, kya ho gaya yeh, Naina ne achcha na kiya iske saath)
Su... Agar tum chaho toh bhi main tumhein chhod kar nahi jaane wali... Hint hint
Iska pyar Sam ko jaanne ke baad ghehra hota jaa raha hai.
( hamara Sam hai hi aisa, haini haini)
Su.. You are such a sweet and caring person.Aaj ke zamaane mein kaun doosre ke liye apna sab kuchh chhodne ke liye tayyar ho jaata hai.
(Sam ke saath do din rehkar hi thoda sudharne lagi hai, thodi dumbness kam hoti jaa rahi hai iski)
Dekhna Sam,mera pyar tumhein ek second ke liye bhi N ki yaad aane nahi dega.
( lagi shart Sunaina! Agar tum yeh kar dikhao toh I promise I will not call you dumbo warna toh tum jaanti ho)
Waise yeh khud jaa rahi hai matlab yeh khud hi aayi thi.
Aur, iss TP epi mein mere liye bhi zyada jagah na chhodi thi CVs ne! It's not upto mark, I know!
Precap: shayad kuchh kaand hua hai.
Bela saying ki ek aadmi apni patni se pyar karta hai par usse kaho apni biwi pe sab kuchh luta do toh kabhi nahi.
N said ki main jaanti hun aise aadmi ko.
( ab H&M na ho iss baar Samaina relationship ka Bela se toh samjho paa liya, seedhe bol dena Naina. It's high time Bela knows abt Samaina)
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