2. Kickoff Assignment 49
Location: Khurrana Residence, Delhi
Time: 20:25
Date: Same day
'Stupid date, stupid twins. That's it I'm never going to date another set of twins ever' He seethed more at himself. The date was atrocious, his got a headache without even being intoxicated. Sasha was a mindless bimbo complementing him with Tasha repeating everything she says, like a parot. He was sandwiched between two irritating nincompoops who broke into a fight at the end of the date, both wanting a peice of him. He was pulled from one side to another, in the end the girls ended up with one sleeve each and Maan with a throbbing headache. Poor Maan his dream turned into a nighmare.
'What about triplets?'
'Mmm not thought of that, oh Maan you should totally date triplets next' he answered happily without paying much attention to the girl's voice in the background. Thinking the question was raised by him, he ran into the house only to be pulled out of his dwellings by the sound of silent footsteps.
'Who's there?' he questioned noticing now how the mansion was plunged into darkness.
'I know maaa tial arrrtss' he stuttered wavering his hands in the air when he saw dark figures coming his way. A kick here and a punch there, the trained burglar had ploughed him to the ground within a second and was sitting on his back.
'Raju, Raju' he shouted until someone slapped his head
'Look kill Raju, his old enough to die' a fightened Maan tried to negotiate
'Malik what are you saying I'm only 36' Raju spluttered feeling much like a sacrificed lamb
'So I'm the boss plus your like ancient so why not die now then later' Maan argued trying to save himself
'Lights on' Geet shouted coming inside to find Pinky sitting on Maan and Pari headlocking another individual.
'Hi I'm Geet, that's Pari and the one on top of you is Pinky. We're the guards your grandma, Ms S Devi hired' Geet introduced before instructing Raju to show her around so she could do a thorough security check of the mansion. Even after 10 minutes Pinky still sat of top of Maan, lazily checking her mail. Poor boy had his bones minced with pressure.
'Can you get off me now, please' Maan requested nearly in tears.
'Oh yeah sorry' with that Pinky jumped off only to throttle is hands in the process, Maan trying to be a man couldn't even scream. AHHH mental scream, but still it didn't help.
'OK choose your girlfriend?' Pinky questioned to a standing but pained Maan
'Why?' shock and dread being the theme song for today
'So no one suspects' Pari answered a matter of factly while plugging her laptop to the home CCTV system. Maan, she deduced was an idiot so he needed alot of protection.
'Well ..' Maan was a little perturbed, he couldn't choose Pinky who practically killed him with her weight, maybe the girl in black he thought looking at her up and down
'Don't even think about it, I'll cut you up and feed it to a cat, and then that cat to bigger cats and then those cats to birds' she threatened
'That's not possible' he backed up seeing Pari blazing his way
'Oh it is, believe me it is' she said carving a knife along his fine jaw making him wilt in horror
'Ah haa, I've seen it with these exact eyes' Pinky whispered near him scaring his already petrified soul.
'So who is it?' Pinky equiped in a happy voice
'The other one' he immediately answered wanting the manacing Pari to get away quickly. He wasn't into Goths anyway. Also the other girl seemed nice, how bad could it be? He tried to persuade himself shakingly sitting on the sofa.
'GEET IT IS THEN' both the girls clapped going back to their jeep to collect their belongings
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Location: Maans Bedroom, Khurrana Residence, Delhi
Time: 20:50
'Dadi what the hell is this?' he rebuked. Why on earth did he need bodyguards, that too scary, body squashing, cutting up girl guards. He was a man who could look after himself. Why? Didn't his Dadi see his ripped muscle, afterall the girls go mad about his sculptured torso, chiseled nose, his perfect M lips and his out of the world toned body.
'Oh Maan your hot and you know it' he sang to himself but only to hear Dadi huff at the other end
'I see you've received the package' Dadi said studying an file, she was too busy to listen to his trantrums now. A business didn't run itself and if Maan wanted to party then someone, obviously Dadi dearie needed to work hard and earn big bucks to statisfy her one but loony grandson, Maan.
'Yeah and I think its delivered to the wrong address' he chided not liking this idea, his friends would laugh at him. Which other guy had girl's as bodyguards? Wait did they even manufacture women guards, there was no movie, no comic and not even a book about them. It's always men, big, bulging and furious men. God this was so embarrasing!
'Look Maan, they're there to stay'
'But Dadi' he whined
'It's final, I can't risk it as it is I've got a lot of enemies' having said that she hung up. Maan sat on the bed with a thump not knowing what to think or do? His life was officially over, with a capital L for looser.
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Location: Dining area, hall, Khurrana Residence, Delhi
Time: 21:45
'Look I don't need guards especially you lot' he addressed at the dinner table, looking them in the eye. Oh boy was that a mistake, Pari who was hustling down her food stopped immediately before rushing his way and banging his head to the table feeling the insult burn her while Geet happily relished her food and Pinky moaned over her's.
'Help, please help' he choked feeling a bump coming on the head
'Pari leave him' Geet bellowed which worked since she instantly moved away letting go of his head which she plastered roughly to the table
'Look I don't need girls guarding this hot mess, I am Maan Singh Khurrana and I can protect myself' he explained running one mile away from Pari
'Yes your right your a mess, you don't know any form of fighting and you just got beaten by a girl like to put it' Geet roared motioning speechmarks for the last bit.
'I have a job Mr Maan Singh Khurrana and I will do it whether you like it or not and you will cooperate' Geet warned coming face to face with a slightly intimidated Maan, their nose almost touching, their breaths intermingling, their faces just inches apart.
'Ok I think we're sorted here, you chose me as your girlfriend didn't you?' Geet questioned in a not so nice tone backing off a bit when he nodded, oh the idea of being squashed to death didn't seem that bad no more when his face to face with this fire breathing dragon.
'Mission Assignment 49 starts tomorrow, you will do as I say, you will eat what I say and you will'
'Poop when you say' a fightened Maan finished her sentence beating Pari who scorned in response
'No you dimwit you will go out with us guarding that 6.3 feet of pure stupidity' Geet spat in his face before going to her bedroom which was ideally located right next to Maan's
'Dra-Geet-on' he named her quiently following her up the stairs, she could make anyone wee in their pants but not Maan ofcourse. He might be minutely, a little or just a fragment scared of her and her minions but Maan was Maan afterall. The heart thud of many girls and the dream of a nation. Oh who was he kidding, he was petrified but sworn to never show it on his face.
Life will be hard, fun and a little crazy from now onwards. Geet will have a tuff time guarding the hotness body of Maan's and Maan well his easily impressed, and Geet was quite an impressive girl. Yes serious anger and ego issues, but impressive. Assignment 49 has been officially kicked off but will it be a success like all her other missions or ... For now both Maan and Geet can sleep, a night full of obsessive dreams for Maan and serial killing for Geet but tomorrow will bring a new day, a new story and a new beginning. Pari and Pinky can sleep peacefully too, after all the driving, butt kicking and work they did, this was a much needed respite. Tomorrow with also bring colour for Pari, the self proclaimed Goth and a little happiness for Pinky, the ever depressed shadow of Geet's and Pari's.
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3. Initiation of Assignment 49
Location: The gym & kitchen, Khurrana Residence, Delhi
Time: 05:00
Date: Next day
'Wake up, wake up, wake up' Geet sang the morning drill like a captain in an army base. The girls woke up and as usual started training which was quite vigorous: running, dumbbells, squash and 100 sit ups each, excluding Pinky who as usual gave up at 15 and Pari who was too busy counting Geet's that she lost count of her own thus ended up restarting every 5 minutes. They then nourished their starving bodies with the much needed protein shake which consisted of 6 raw eggs and milk.
Their morning routine was hardcore but it obviously helps when the Mansion is equipped with a top class gym and a pool, which Geet eyed continuously hoping she could jump in there at the end of the day.
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Location: Geet's & Maan's bedrooms, Khurrana Residence, Delhi
Time: 07:00
The girls sat down making additional notes on target 49, it was a strategy taught by Darji which the three girls followed ardently. The datasheet was usually crafted from the information given by the contractor, so in this case Dadi which they assumed it would be highly biased. So it was a requiremnt for all agents to draw up their own conclusion to help improve the protection provided.
Geet Notes on iPhone 6:
Height: 6 foot 3 inches
Complexion: Fair
Weight: 12 stones 4 pounds
Fighting skills: Weak, needs training
Ex occupation: was a part time model during College and University, explains the self-drooling sessions
Current occupation: None, considers partying as a full-time profession, total dimwit
Friends: Doesn't really know the name's of his friends. Remembers faces and refers them as fatty; lanky; shorty; four-eyed, geeky etc, very shallow and self-loving inidivdual
Pinky's Notes on Samsung Galaxy S6: BMI: perfect, totally ripped but not my type. Too fit for my liking
Personality: Self-indulging moro..., oh what the heck why does Geet and Pari always have better gadgets then me. Life is so not fair, one day, just one day I'll have the best. Just wait and watch, wait and watch my friend
Pari's Notes on iPad Air 3:
Characteristics: Douchbag, weak, douchbag, stupid, douchbag, wimp, fights like a girl and a Douchbag. Did I mention Douchbag? OK I think we're clear here that the Target AKA Maan Singh Khurrana is a chauvinist douchbag who thinks girls are made from cotton candy and can't do anything apart from make-up but I'll break up that tiny peanut sized brain of his and karate punch that superficial but fine body or face, whatever reaches first.
Maan's Mental Notes:
Pari is a drilling machine and nut crack if you ask me, she's probably on drugs. Class A certified maybe plus I hate her, like totally seriously absolutely 100% certain hate her.
Pinky is really heavy and clumsy but on the whole really heavy, can probably kill someone with her weight. Actually scratch that, not probably most certainly will kill someone, if that someone his Adi, the Spec-a-line. HAHAHA Maan your soo funny and handsome
Geet is scary, scary and totally scary. Maybe quite pretty, those doe like eyes can hypnotize anyone like me, ah Maaneet, a fusion of Maan and Geet. Maan your too good, very clever. Maaneet sounds so nice, mmm Maaneet
Oh Maan is so cool-er
Pari looks like a fool-er
Pinky is a drool-er
Geet is my-oo-ler
Maan sang in his dream remembering how much he hates Pari, Pinky oogling at his hot packs and Geet, well she's plain adorable in a menacing kind of way
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Location: Maans Bedroom & Hall, Khurrana Residence, Delhi
Time: 08:00
'Get up you faggot' Pari poked his shoulder only for him to flip sides
'Hello wake up' Pinky screamed but he placed the pillow over his ears smiling a goofy smile annoying the already irritated girls. All three girls were at it for the last 5 minutes, patience wasn't a virtue they practice often
'That's it, move' Geet pronounced coming from the bathroom. SPLASH a full bucket of ice cold water drenched Maan waking him up from his beautiful slumber
'WH WHa what happened' he barely registered his bearing but seeing three raging bulls he was brought straight to earth
'I wasn't dreaming about you' he admitted but quickly closed his mouth seeing the murderous look on Geet's face
'I'll end up with eyebags now, do you even realise what devastating results that can have on my record. Oh no Gurmeet will be hotter than me now' he cried, these so called bodyguards were ruining his life and beauty.
'Yo pretty boy we're not here to enter a pageant' Pari shouted from the sitting area.
'Quickly finish breakfast, we've got training to do' Geet marched outside wanting everything perfect for Maan's classes
'Your the bodyguards, your getting paid to protect me so you should train not me' Maan was in a foul mood, he never ever woke up this early in his life, not even for school. Being rich has its marks, hence Maan was home schooled which obviously explains why he has no friends, why his half-deluded and why his such a clumsy cluts. Life to him was one big party, well things will change in a bit.
'Pay for that, douchbag' Pari remarked throwing a bottle his way
'Ouch' he shouted, there you go life has changed within a second
'I hate her' he mumbled rubbing his head
'Yeah and I hate this job, my life and my'
'You hate your job' Maan questioned seriously intrigued by Pinky, he could be friends with her. Maybe they could dance on Adi together, Spec-a-line to Spec-da-flat he gushed feeling happy with himself
'Nah I love my job but not the gadgets' she finished on a sad note remembering the injustice she faces day in day out
'Hey dimwit are you coming, I've been waiting for the last 10 minutes' Geet shouted from the entrance. Geet wasn't high on the tolerance and endurance side of things. Yes impulsive, instinctive and violent were her main traits.
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Location: Maans Bedroom, Khurrana Residence, Delhi
Time: 12:00
'ah oooh, Daaadiii' he cried trying to feel the cuts and bruises he gained during his first training session with Geet. Pari occasionally threw in a sumersault and Pinky did want she was best at, attacked him with her weight. Three women to one man was totally unfair.
'Stupid training, stupid guards, stupid gir' he stopped seeing Geet walking into his room luckily she didn't hear anything
'It'll get better tomorrow, I'll teach you self-defence. Here apply these ointments' she said in a soft tone, maybe they were a bit hard on him. But Maan was super rich compared to their usual client so naturally they wanted to train him better and more quickly. Danger could be anywhere and if the information was true then Ms S Devi was attacked today again in Mumbai. While Geet cleaned Maan's wound and applied medicine, he was at his best, drooling but not at himself like he usually does but at the new girlfreind of his. Yes its fake, but for the world it was real, wasn't it? Oh his girl definitely had the most fascinating eyes, softest skin and a perfect round face.
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Location: Hall, Khurrana Residence, Delhi
Time: 17:34
'1 , 2 , 3'
'Your a 1, please stand there'
'3's over there' Geet heard Maan shout random numbers from the driveway
'What do you think she is?' Pari questioned Pinky pointing at the girl in a blue micromini and a white tank top. After alot of thinking both decided, she was a two. Perfect body, Ok face but lacked height. Both sat at the back on the dining table with popcorn, coke and other snacks enjoying the show. Now it wasn't everyday they put their legs up and witness such scenes.
'Erm a 2, over there' Maan said pointing at the exact girl resulting in Pari and Pinky doing a happy dance, well why not they rated her right didn't they?
'What's happening?' Geet questioned walking over to them. She saw flocks and flocks of girls, some centre, some towards the left and others on the right, near the entrance. Raju was running here and there handing out badges with numbers and the other helpers were dishing out refreshments.
Surprised would be understatement, she went to the secret office to collect the details of the supposed criminal leaving Pari and Pinky to bodygaurd Maan. She returns 2 hours later to this, anyone of these girls could be a contract killer.
'Maan's Hot-o-Mess, he calls it. He rates girls according to their looks, body and height' Pinky informed throwing some more popcorn in her mouth.
'His a complete douchbag, who gave him the right to decide? Rating girls huh, what a male chauvinist prick?' Pari added seeing the flaring look Geet threw Maan's way, although just a minute ago she was enjoying herself playing Rate-the-Mess.
'What the hell is going on?' Geet's voice boomed scaring the wits out of Maan who was casually resting on the sofa shouting numbers but now he scampered to his feet looking innocently at Geet.
'What do you think we are?' she clutched Maan's collar in a tight hold, almost strangling him. Men like him disgust her, she was not a number but a girl, a independant feisty intelligent 21st century girl. No man should have the authority to judge a women on their looks, this bigot needed a lesson on women enpowerment.
'Erm excuse me who are you?' one of the girls voiced irritatedly, finally after 3 hours of wait it was her turn to be judged and this women comes out of nowhere and attacks the man of her dreams, well not today sister.
'His bloody girlfriend, now get out before I shoot you all' Geet answered fuming in anger, making sure that all the girls dispearsed out the main door quickly well obviously they had no choice, Geet looked like a maniac who might just rip their heads off, she even whacked Maan a couple of time before making her way to her bedroom. Uff Maan's an idiot and those girls, arghhh steam coming out her ear.
Maan sat back on the sofa knowing tomorrow's training would be far worse and no Geet will come afterwards to put on the plasters or apply medicine. Hhmp he screwed big time. Pari and Pinky sat at the back laughing, this show was too much fun. Maan, his rate system, Geet and her anger was exactly the funny element they needed after being house bound for the whole day.
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Location: Geet's Bedroom, Khurrana Residence, Delhi
Time: 10:12
'I'm sorry I didn't mean it in a demeaning way. It's my way of deciding which girl I should date' maan said feeling guilty of hurting Geet hence he was here in her bedroom late night apologising for his foolish rate-o-mess.
'You see 1s I date, a new girl every hour, 2s I party with or maybe date the following week depending on their rating; only high 2s though and 3s I never see them again' he elaborated to a confused Geet. Boy was this guy a gone case.
'Look I find it insulting, you rating girls and all but more than that I was scared what if something happened to you while I was gone. Any one of those girls could have been an assassinator carrying a gun, knife or even a pen' she was worried, hurt and highly annoyed at Pinky and Pari. How could they be so careless? Geet never failed her missions and she wasn't about to start either.
'Don't worry, man do you take your job seriously' maan joked plonking himself on her bed
'Maan listen you don't know this but I think it'll help me in my mission of protecting you, there's someone out there who wants to hurt your grandma and maybe they're after you too' this went against her conduct but she couldn't help it, Maan knowing about the lurking danger was better then him being ignorant. Maybe now he'll understand the depth of the situation.
'What do you mean?' He immediately sat straight, someone wanted to harm his dadi and he didn't even know. No wonder Dadi was manic about this security thing!
'She's been attacked 6 times now, including today's incident. We don't know who it is yet but I promise we will find out soon'
'Dadi's been attacked' he cried leaning into her stomach, his tears wet her shirt and his hands woven around her waist. Oh this was awkward for a women like her who didn't show her emotions to anyone.
'There there' she said patting his head uncomfortably. She was never a consoler and hugging wasn't really on her agenda.
'But why?' Silence prevailed, she actually didn't know, both remained in that position with him sitting and her standing but still hugging wierdly.
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Edited by DaftGirk - 8 years ago
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