1. What is the most ridiculous rumor you have ever heard about yourself?
To be honest, there are way too many... But there are two that have absolutely stood out!
Link-ups are a common occurrence in college. But this one was the mother of all link ups. This one guy, he apparently had a thing for me. I paid no heed, as usual. I had gone for a 2 week vacation during which period he was absent too. So when I return, I figured, he had flagged off an epic Rumor. Turns out, he said we had left for vacation together. So everyone around me was either offering congratulations or questioning my sanity! Goes without saying, saale ki bohot band bajayi maine and bajwayi bhi! He apologized and stayed miles away from me! 😆
Second one, apparently my aunt floated this one. She had told people I have no ba**s. Now true I may not literally have them, but figuratively, my history precedes me. It was hilarious when I had an altercation at her place over dinner and another lady present there said, "But you said she isn't gutsy. She just cut you." So I laughed, obviously. Much to my parents' dismay. But this was quite something, me and shaant!?
2. Which is the most ridiculous compliment you have ever received?
Okay! So this happened when I had visited Lilavati hospital for routine blood work. Butterfly needles were all over and so this guy who was to draw blood removed the mother of all needles. So I said, "Do you have anything else or is this rod (Saliya was the word I used, crass Bombay lingo) all that you have. He profusely apologized and said that was all. So he assumed that I was afraid or something, just btw, I'm not scared of injections, I have taken too many in my life. My only botheration was the fact that I'm super thing, like size zero thin, what if the needle went in from one side and came out from the other 😆. So In a bid to divert my attention, this guy goes, "Ma'am, I swear to God. This is the most prominent and most beautiful vein I have ever seen in my entire life." And so I gape at him for a few moment and laugh the shit off. Sweet fellow that guy!
3. Which is the most ridiculous pick up line used on you? (*Did it work?)
Junior College! I was walking past the basket ball court and this crazy friend of mine, who had a crush and was a basketball player, yelled from across the court. "Are you tired Zo? Cause you've been running a marathon in my mind the whole day!" Now I didn't want to be rude with so many faces in our direction but I simply smiled, showed the middle finger and walked off. He was a friend so it was all cool, needless to say it didn't work. Running through my mind? Kuch bhi!
4. Which is the most ridiculous message you have ever received? (Text, Whatsapp. PM, DM etc..)
"I hate to say this, but as much as I want to, I can't make it tonight.. Our first date and I'm missing it." 🤣
Thankfully it was a wrong number and he didn't mean to send it to me.. Apologized profusely. Weirdest message but, the guy was decent!
5. What is the most ridiculous question you were ever asked?
Are you in 18? By everyone! Driving a car, signing hospital undertakings, as witness etc etc. Heck just cause I'm vertically and horizontally challenged! Unfair!
Edited by orion23 - 8 years ago
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