Kaun Banega Lakhpati: Contestant Rakesh Agarwal

Deviyo aur Sajjano, aap sabka Swagat hai iss adbhut khel mein: Kaun Banega Lakhpati.
Aaj ke humare Pratiyogi hai Ahmedabad se Agarwal Khandaan. Taliyo se swagat kijiye inka. 👏

Iss khel mein aaj humare sabse khaas pratiyogi hai Shri Rakesh Agarwal jo peshe se ek librarian hai. Agar inke baare mein do shabd kahe jaaye toh Yeh kisi Gabbar se kam nahi. Gabbar ke haath mein toh asli banduk thi jisme se goliyan niklati thi lekin inke toh munh se goliyan nikalti. Inki baatein koi sun le toh marna pasand kare. Yeh aaj humare saath 5 lakh rupiyo ke liye khelenge. Dekhte hai kya yeh 5 lakh ghar leke jaate hai ya nahi. Waise yeh humne suna hai ki aapko paison ka thoda moh hai. Kya yeh sach baat hai?

Rakesh: Arre, yeh kya timepass laga rakha hai. Main gareeb hun toh tum ab mujhse aise sawaal karoge? Haan chahiye mujhe 5 lakh rupay. Mere bete Arjun ke munh se sone ka nivala chheen liya uss bighdail Sameer ne.

Amitabh: Yeh bighdail Sameer kaun hai?

Rakesh: Arre woh humare school ke trusty ka navasa hai. Naina ki class mein padhta hai. Bahot guroor hai usse apne paison ka.

Amitabh: Achha khair chhodiye, yeh bataiye aaj aap apne saath kisse lekar aaye hai.

Rakesh: Ehsaan nahi chahiye. Warna uske liye bhi zindagi bhar taana sunayenge. Woh toh bade Bhaisaab ki ichha thi aane ki.

Tauji: Namaskar

Amitabh: Jee aap kya karte hai?

Tauji: Jee main Ahmedabad ka bahot bada Vakil hoon. Kabhi koi court-kachehri ka maamla ho toh Jee aap jab- chahe mujh se mil sakte hai. (Thinking in mind- Main aaya bhi aaj isiliye hoon taaki Amitabh aur baaki sab se jaan-pehchaan badhegi tabhi toh karobar aage badhega)

Amitabh: Chaliye, toh phir khelte hai Kaun Banega Lakhpati Laalchi Rakesh Agarwal ji ke saath. Aapka sawaal 5 lakh rupayo ke liye aapke screen par yeh raha:
Kya Bighdail Sameer dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge?

Option A) Haan, lekin dulhaniya bhaga ke le jayenge.
Option B) Naa. Aap aur dono ka parivaar usme vighna daalenge
Option C) Naa. Lekin Uski wajah dono parivaar nahi honge.
Option D) Haan. Poore parivaar ka dil jeet ke dulhaniya le jayenge.

Rakesh: Yeh kaafi kathin sawaal hai. Main phone-a-friend lifeline istemaal karna chahunga.

Amitabh: Computer ji, Safari suit.. uh mera matlab hai Rakesh hi phone-a-friend lifeline istemaal karna chahenge. Kisse phone lagana chahenge aap?

Rakesh: Humari Bhabhiji.

Amitabh: Bhabhiji ko phone lagaya jay.
(Phone rings)

Taiji: Hello

Amitabh: Jee main KBL se Amitabh Bachchan bol raha hoon. Humare saamne hotseat par aapke devar Rakesh Agarwal baithe hai. Unhe 5 lakh ke sawaal mein aapki madad chahiye.

Taiji: Hum chandan ki tarah ghis gaye, par yeh Rakeshji humara ehsaan kabhi nahi manenge. Aaj bhi humse hi madad maang rahe.

Rakesh(shouting): Bhabhiji madad karni hai toh kare. Warna main kisi aur se madad maang lunga. Mujhe 5 lakh mile yeh aapse dekha nahi jayega.

Taiji(thinking): O bai inhe 5 lakh mile toh yeh aur ghamand karenge. Arjun ki chot pe jo sauda hua woh toh haar gaye. Woh Sameer toh 2 din se zyada iss ghar mein reh gaya aur seva ki. Ab agar yahan jeet gaye toh saatwe aasmaan pe pahauch jayenge. Main ek kaam karti hoon, galat jawaab deti hoon.

Taiji: Haan poochhiye.

Amitabh: Repeating the whole question again.

Taiji: Mujhe lagta hai Option B. Lock karde.

Amitabh: Option B pe taala lagaya jay.
Yeh Galat jawaab hai. Sahi jawaab hai Option D. Rakeshji aap yahan bhi 5 lakh haar gaye. Bighdail Sameer dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge woh bhi poore parivaar ka dil jeet ke!

Rakesh: (As always bashing Sameer) Main chhodunga nahi iss Ameerzaade ko.

The end!

P.S: This was a fun post on three greedy people of Agarwal khaandaan.

Today's episode: Other than the 3 cunning people, and being a bit disappointed with Arjun, I loved how Naina felt bad for Sameer. Currently her anger is in on-off mode. It was off when safari suit called her naukar. But on when she taunted him about sweeping. Thank God the VO had an explanation on that.

Sameer I feel bad for him. He has to deal with 3 cunning people. But I still feel he deserves Naina's brunt. He broke her heart not to forget. Safari suit is beyond limit. His mouth is a gutter. Treats Sameer as if he is a slave. CVs if listening please get some cute 90s track which was there till last month. I'm missing that!

What a beautiful and hilarious post.
You have chosen and recalled all of Rakesh's dialogues to the T.
Bahut mazaa aaya padhke.

Aparna

Such a fun post 😆

Happy to read your light hearted post today. Aap ne hamara dil jeet liya 😃

Super funny post 👏

Awesome post. You made my day🤣

Nice fun post Zulekha !👏 Bechare AB phas gaye between Taiji and Rakesh😆

Zulekha... This was hilarious...

Awesome hilarious post KZ😆🤣

Such a fun post KZ. Too good. Padthe time bhi jab sagari suit ki dialogues padi toh unihike ke style mein pad rahi thi. Oh God kya pagla gaye hai hum fans bhi. Kya role diya hai us actor ko, poor man has to shout so much.