Hello my beauties, it is monday again and time for some more HOTTT MUNDA ke Darshan
But sadly aaj Dil ke Armaan Aasooon main Beh GAYE !!! or rather GUTTER main beh gaye, I mean the real drainage wala Gutter not the GUTTERLAND wala gutter,

ee sab kaa ho raha hai !!!

Looks like I will have to drown myself in my FF, as it si only there that I can get to see the Advay I want to see. All HOTT!! romantic and MESSED UP !!!
HMMM Waisey my FF too is ACTUALLY GOING DOWN THE GUTTER !!! YEPP This time I mean the GUTTERLAND WALA Gutter !!!
At this rate my FF readers will need a hot blooded MAN by their side, constantly, Kaahe ki no fan or cooler can help you guys.
So all the singles maybe time to invest in some TOYS HAHAH !!!🤣
At the rate the episodes are turning we are going to need a lot of

to make it till the end 😕
Okay so I wont wastiyaaoo anytime , Kaahe ki there is nothing to discuss abt todays epi except
First
Advay tells Chandini ki Mirchandani is going to Hold Press Conference and Announce his wedding to Sashaa , A UK Magnate, announces his daughters wedding to Another UK MAGNATE in INDIA !! WOKAY !! SEASON is coming to an end, out Logic brains have already been raped and violated a million times, yeh toh kuch bhi nahi in that comparison.

Chandini reminds him she has lost herself in his love ( not being funny but she is sounding like that Sufiana love I was ranting about some time ago, HMMM I would like to believe that this idea is coming from my post, KAAHE KI , IT IS MY WISH and I am allowed to be BIG HEADED ON MY THREAD HAHA !!!
She tells him TU IJJAAT MI IJAAAT and so I will BEEHIVE !!!
But Mirchandani doesnt want to behave , and so decided to hurt Chandini with a Champagne bottle ka Dhakkan !! WHAT A DHAKKAN I TELL U
BTW another O MY MAATA MERA DAHI !!! is that there is a nail only stuck to the cork inside, HOWZZZ me Bhonders, Kaahe ke to access the Cork u must first remove the coil anyways, and once coil is broken its a broken seal,, CHALO KOI NAHI TIME TO TAKE THE BRIANS OUT OF THE BIN AND CHUCK IT IN THE SAARWAJANIK BIN OUTSIDE !!

Sasaha the brainless , goes and stands right behind Chadnini, when she knows that a cork is going to come flying in that direction !!! OH LORD GIVE ME STRENGHT !!!
Chandini DUCKS by LUCK ,
SaShaaa gets STRUCK and
My BRAINS GO INTO THE GARBAGE TRUCK !!!

Someone finds the nail wala Cork ( IT IS CORK BTW not COCK FOR SURE !!! HAHA )
Babau glares at Babui, who goes RED in her RED SAREEE !!! HMMM
Cut to Babaua is checking the Video footage and realises
EE KAA HAI, CORKWA was aimed at BABUI but hit Sashaa by MISHTAKE !!!
so Scorpion wala Shark is ALERTED as someone is trying to hurt is cute SQUIRREL
LATER
it is time for Pooja ( NAAHI NOT SHISTER WALA POOJA , PRAYER WALI POOJA )
Mirchandani has stuck gunpoweder in Coconut ( BABA REY KAHAN KAHAN SE IDEAS LEKE AATE HAI YEH LOG ) SIGH !!!

He says, Coconut Phooting ,
Sashaa ka Sauten se Peecha Chooting !!
In the meanwhile Scorpion has instructed Shilpa to keep her ears and eyes open.
We get a Cute Advni scene, With chandini asking Dev to let her Apply TEEKA to his forehead, HE refused then gives in and lets us and touches his head saying he needs a Haircut !! OK !! 😳
Sashaa turns up, alongwith the other MANDALI !!! AKA NAANI, MATAR AND TANATAN
and reminds Sashaa that for Kuldevi pooja, she has to do Nirjala Vrat and prepare ladoos !!
SASHAA BITIYA ,, SQUIRREL BITIYA HAS already got the SHAADI ka LADDOO !! why waste time,
So the rest of the episode is wasted in a wasted effort to make laddos that are going to be wasted anyways. ( because those laddos dont look edible, atleast Sashaa TAR like concoction looked like KAADHA more than LADDOO !! )

So sab LAG JAATE HAI , TO MAKE BOONDI LADDOOS THAT END UP LOOKING LIKE BESAN LADOOS !!
ONE KWESTON, When Babui was going to make Besan laddoos, why did she Chadao a BIG Vessel to prepare Sugar Syrup !! WHO KNOWS !!
So they start off and Sashaa insults Matar and Tanatan , who leave hoping Chandini wins
Aadi turns up to ruin the plan, and messes with Sashaa's phone and she ends up making a Khichadi between Ladoo and Jeera Alloo , TBH I am even surprised this Sashaa knows how to turn on the GAS !!!
So Babui goes out leavign her laddoss unattended, and Sashaa throws Chandinins NARIYAL ,
Chandini realises no NARIYAL for my BESAN Ke LADDOSS !!! WHICH WERE MEAN TO PRETEND TO BE BOONDI KE LADDOOS !! OH MY MAATA KA DAHI !!!

WHY Do u need Coconut for Besan Laddoos Bitiya, Explainiyaaooo mujhe pileaasseee
These are not coconut barfis are they !!! EEE SAB KAAA HO RAHA HAI !!! RABBA VEY !!!
So NARIYAL is MIA , and Chandi decides to go and get herself a Nariyal from all the Nariyals for the pooja, but obviously picks the one that is already on the KALASH !!
First of all tell me who puts a nariyal on the kalash even before the pooja has began, Chalo just rememberd my brains have gone in the garbage truck !!! No point whacking my empty skull !!!
Episode ends, with Chandini holding the nariyal
PreCap:: HMMM So Mandir MAA everyone has gathered to do Devi MAA ka pooja, and Babua is wearing a BLACK !!! OH BAPPA RE !! FOR A POOJA !!! KILL ME PILEAASSEEE!!
Chandini picks the coconut and has to put it in the havan kund, WAHTTT KALASH KA NARIYAL TO BE PUT IN HAVAN KUND !!!
Who are these people, who are doing MAA BEHEN of these rituals OH MAAA !!! KOI BACHAO MUJHEEE PILEAASSEEE !!!
Chalo episode was a joke, but the two Advni scenes we got was GOLD !!
We only have less than two weeks now, WE NEED MORE BARUN on the Screen
Also the Chemistry between these two is sizzling hot !! The scene where she says one must lose in love, and the way he looks at her UFFF !!! MAIYAA MORI !!! I need to FAN myself !! ITNA SCORCHING HOTTT CHEMISTRY !!!
KAASH These two had gotten the story they deserved, DARE I say people would have FORGOTTEN SEASON 1 and fallen hard for SEASON THREE
All i feel right now for this wasted opportunity is this

I just wish they get to do a scorching hott show again in the future, shivani is extremely beautiful and talented and really wish she works again with Barun !!
Chalo thats it from me, I know my humor too has gone down the drain today, as I am frustrated to the point that I want to slit my writs for now !! SIGH !!!

SO tahts it from me my peeps
Until tomorrow then,
Cheers, Chitra