Iss Fanta Friccking Tastic wale Haye Epi ko Kya Naam Doon

Hello my lovely jableees, how izzz u alll todayyzzz

I am really rushed for time again today and I am like this at the moment

ME IJJJ FRICKKING ANGRY !!! LIKE PARA OUT WALA ANGRY TODAYYZZZ

Kaahe poochat ho !!

Kaahe he the episode was ABSO FRICCKING LUTELY FANTABULOUS !!!

and I am very very very angry, that for whatsoever friccking reason, this season didn't work and that they are going to pull the plug.

The episode was so funny, so sweet and so sassy, that you cant help fall in love with this show.

ASR for once is Bheegi Billi and loving this side to him. Now that the cute episodes have started , it is really a shame that it is all going to end, and they are going to do a shoddy rush rush job to end the show, and that is what is annoying me.

That a bunch of Morons with a TRP remote attached to their TV decide the fate of great shows, like this one. It feels like as though, only the voices of about a hundred thousand TRP morons matters, over and above the voices of so many Barun fans, IPK fans, International Fans and Internet fans and just FANS.

I really think its high time the TRP system in India changes, or brilliant shows like these are never going to see the day of the light.

And regressive, repetitive, repressive material like kumkum and its cousin or ten year old sagas like Yeh rishta will continue to torture us to death, without ever paving way for path breaking ideas.

Are Indian women really this regressive I wonder.

Don't we want to see anything innovative, new , different, path breaking, challenging, twisted romance with a dose of sass.

A dark hero who for once can be dark and still not be branded as abusive.

Why is image so important? What would have happened if Barun had done a dark character. One in which he almost abuses the girl. Why does he have to play the quintessential Chocolate Hot shot all the time? Why typecast, Why not break the MOLD and try something totally BOLD and turn pathbreaking concepts into GOLD ?

I wanted to see Barun as Advay, all brute and dark , to bare his scars, to burn his girl.

But no TRP's junta had other plans and they wanted to slaughter the characters and slaughter the show eventually.

And then we have the crazy loonies who call themselves fans, who choose to live in the past and refuse to go past the characters of the past.

ADVAY SINGH RAIZADA is probably one of the greatest most complex, complicated, convoluted character ever, if only they had allowed him to play out his full potential. SIGH

Chalo anyways that is my rant for the day. A frustrated viewer who will avoid Telly like a plague forever, till only of course if Barun comes back ever.

I hope he does and I hope he gets his worth. Because this man can breathe life in his characters and create magic out of thin air.

He acting effortless, his characters enigmatic, his personality effervescent !!

OH and yes I DO HAVE A FETISH WITH ALLITERATION HAHA !!!

Also just because we have started to have naysayers doesn't mean you give up and leave the forum. For every negative statement, Spread at least 10 positive statements and see how quickly light will engulf darkness. Don't indulge the naysayers, just spread the light of love, LOVE FOR BARUN , LOVE FOR IPK !!!

so Wokay lets start with todays analyses, without wasting further time.

Chudail Tamahsa with Green hair, caught her own tongue

So the episode begins with Aadi , counting numbers, and Ssashaa Tamasha turning up with a green bad hair day.

Leela turns up and starts singing

YEH KYA HUA , KAISE HUA , KYUN HUA !!!

Snake says , squirrel is jealous of my BOOTIPHUL PHACE !!!

and screams out to her Mohini, Ragini, Nandini, Damini, KAMEENI you have caused me IGNOMINY HAHA !!! ( See Juhi tera yeh word kitne kaam ka nikla HAHA )

Sashaa blames Chandini for ruining her hair, Leela wants action, Chandini looks innocent

Sashaa says you added hair spray and wax to my hair, WOKAY BUT WHY HAS IT TURNED GREEN BITIYA !!!

anyways Pooja says, HOWZZZ U KNOW waaat Chandini added

Snake says me Knojjj, Kaahe ke me hee mixiyaayee Hair isspray and Waxwa to the Village idiots Face pack.

So little Monkey Aadi, tells her innocently that he thought that since she made the mixer of the face pack with so much hard word, he assumed it wud be best that she used it herself. HAHA

She calls him you little creature, who seriously is so cute looking, I really want this kid to come back in another show, I must just watch it for him.

Leela is embarrassed , Nani taunts her that You cannot Seperate Siya Raam ki jodi, or you will have a certain death like Raavan

Chandini whispers to sashaa

Sa SHAA go take a Shaa (shower ) HAHA !!

What is the Fastest Animal: No Not Cheetah, CM AKA ADVAY

So time for SASS part two,

SASHAA vs SQUIRREL !! ROUND TWO !!

So Sashaa is pleading with Advay to sleep in her room, but Advay definitely cant be bothered.

Chandini turns up on to egg him on and tell him she has challenged Sashaa that he will be sleepign with Chandu every night.

She says you ijjj mi PATI DEV , and Me ijjj ur KATTO GILEHRI and tells Snake its Katto Gilehri is a secret code word between the happy couple

Sashaa says I know him for six years, and Chandini says I have known him since he was six years.

So

Challenge ALERT !! ADVAY ALERT !!! Advay is all up and ready to take her on as soon as he hears the word Challenge and Declared

I WILL SLEEP WITH SASHAA!!! THE CHUDAIL !!!

Wait Babua soon you will be doing SOO SOOO in your pants.

So he takes snakes hand and takes her in her room and locks the door

UFF BARUN is looking Devilishly yummy today. Baby blue Shirt , mi favourite color on a MAN !!! OH MAA HAYE HAYE !! RABBA VEY !!!

Adois multiplied to INFINITY wala HOTNEESS HAI yeh Babua tho !!!

UFF ITNA HOTT MILKMAN !!! BAAP RE!!! Cant wait Cant wait !!

Milkman, Mailman , Watchman, Businessman, Angry young man, Kuch bhi chalega so long that it comes in a PACKAGE CALLED

BARUN DREAMBOAT SOBTI !!! UFF !!! DAMM U PASHMEEN !! U LUCKY B*T*H !!

So Nani, wants to know whats going on, Chanini saysa dont worry, Advay is angry, but Dev is not going to hurt me

She then asks Aadi, who is the fastest animal, He says Cheetah, She says nope CM MAMA !! while Shilpa and Murli are holding baskets in the BG

Advay with a lot of COCKS HAHA !!! COCK A DOODLE DOO!!! GUTTER MIND PHULL ON ACTIVATED NOW !!! UFF MAIYAA MORI !!! HAHA

Sashaa Is trying ot Coochie coo with Advay , but he can hear COCKS !!! COCKING !!

COCK COCK COCK !!!

He opens the wardrobe and hundreds of Cocks ( well hens really but I will say COCK KAAHE KE IT IS MY LIFE MY CHOICE !!! )

Babua is afraid of Cocks, and jumps on the bed, while they take a dive at him.

So Advay is screaming to Murli for Help !!! he even has one cock that lands on his head

HAHAHA AH!! AHHAA OMG OM GTHI SIS TOO FUNNY !!!

So finally THE HEROINE COMES AND SAVES ARE DAMSELA DEV FROM DISTRESS !!

Who takes her hand, and the amazing Male RABBA VEY PLAYS IN THE BG , with him following her like a little bachcha HAHAA !!

WOKAY ONE THIS IS CLEAR !! ADVAY HATES COCKS !!! THANK GOD FOR THAT !!! HE IS AS STRAIGHT AS A RAMROD !!

OMG this is getting even more guttery RAM ROD !! HAHA !! No wonder Advay is SO STIFF !! RAMROD STIFF !!!

For the first time I have used this word COCK for so many times with out having the need to use ELSEWHERE, and yet it is OK , BUT TRUST ME MY INTENTION WAS PHULL ON GUTTERY !!! WALA COCK !! HAHAA !!!

Hands glued, Jeevan Saathi, I can dig my hands in ur pocket and GUTTER MIND ALERT PART TWO !!

So she brings him to her room, and he is covered in feahers

and he tries to take his hand out of hers only to relaise it is stuck as she has glued their hands together HAHA !!

OMG THIS COCK AND GLUE AND OPPS S is turning my GUTTERMIND In over drive todayyzzz

she then sings,

Mera Jeevan Saathi,

Laak manale duniya, saath na yeh chootega, aake mere haaton main haath na yeh chootega

Oh mere Jeevan saathi

She then puts her hand in his pockts, OMG ELSEWHERE WUD VE GOT A SHOCKWA !!

She gives him his phone, as he is trying to get a doctor to come releive him of this FEVICOL KA MAJBOOT JOD !!

She then also PUTS THE PHONE BACK IN THE POCKET UFFF BAAP REE !!!

She tehn gives him a knife and says cut my hand, and he is about to But CANNOT BRING HIMSELF TO HURT HER.

So he threatens her an says I will stand outside the whole night, but wont step in.

So time to Blackmail Babua, She says I will tell Pooja that you donated ur kidney to Aado, and

YET AGAIN PUTS HER HAND IN HIS TROUSERS TO PULL THE PHONE and calls Pooja, ORI BABA RE!!! ME IJJ SWETING HERE !! !

Advay stops her and drags her into the room, only to realise that there are funny slogans in the file that she has put for him

He tries to leave, but she says I will blackmail you for sure,

So decided to sit down next to the bed, and she follows suit and says I am pati vrata and I too will sit beside u

Once he is asleep she slowly puts her head on his shoulder, and sleeps

So chandini is like this at the moment

Its morning and he has put their hands in a bowl of water so the glue comes off.

She does taunt him that if he had wanted it off so badly he cud have doen this the previosu night, He is frustrated says whatever and walsk off

Cat FIGHT PART 2

Chandnini teases Sahsaa that

Taare they barati , chandini thi yeh baarat , saaton phere honge ab, haaton main leke haat !! Its a beautifull song from Virasat , u must listen

Jeevan Saathi hum , Diya aur Baati hum

She shows sashsaa her red hands saying he never left my hand, and Sashaa is frustrated and tells her she will have ot pay a price for this

Sashaa says wait till i show u what i am made of

Elsewhere ( I mean english wala Elseswhere HAHA )

The enemy camp is looking into enemies losses so far,

Matar has brought the report that

So far

6 vases, 4 pillows , 8 glasses have died a brutal death at Sashaa hands

2 teddy bears are extremely critical

HAHA so they laugh at her condition

but chandini feels bad for her, that she hasnt realised that in lvoe you must lose yourself , to gain the heart of the person you love.

Nani tells, her time to becoem BIWI No 1 and make Dev realsie you are the one for him

Precap :

Leela wants Sashaa to do soemthign

Cahdnini walks out of a Doli and a new entry old man sayas who are you. ( maybe its Sahsaa dad I think)

I loved the episode, might as well enjoy what we get

so thats it from me

You tell me what you thoguht

Until tomorrow then

Cheers, chitra

I loved how Sasha confessed before all
That she had mixed that thing in Chandni face pack
One moment she was screaming and accusing Chandni
The next moment she was confessing what she did
She is so silly

Naani gave Chandni the right advice
She has to be Dev wife now and act that way
Only then she will get her true love
Till now she was treating him as the 14 year old play mate
So she was being playful and stubborn with him
But now she has to change her tactics

How cutely Adni slept
Her keeping her head on his shoulder
And their hands clasped together
I loved how she got him to come to the room
I knew she will not blackmail him with the kidney secret
And she was right that if he wanted he could have released her hand before
But he willingly stayed with her all night

I got the pheels when she took out and put back the phone in his pocket
That was such a gutter scene
And how many times did he say whatever today
And his biceps in the wrestling scene drool alert on
I was fanning myself there

Chandni Sasha scene was so good
She showed her who is the boss
Chandni did the same thing she did
Exaggerated and gloated on what happened that night
But I liked this part totally

I absolutely loved the episode ... How have you been Chitra ?

I agree Chitra
We deserved more and a better chance
The show deserved a longer stay
The good part was just starting and it will end now
Those people who hand remotes in their hands
They should be stripped off this power
TRP system should be abolished I think
Only then we will get good shows
This will happen when such people have power in their hands
I also wanted to see him play a dark character but dam the TRPs
Dont even talk of those other people who are stuck 5 years back

Amazing post Chitra, loved it.

I feel sad at what we could have got
we lost a good chance and we will never get it
I am not leaving the forum not so soon
I will pester u all with my posts
I will spread positive energy everywhere