Hello to all the beautiful butterflies on this forum,
How are you today, I for sure am very very happy.
The episode was great yet idiotic , as once again we try to come to terms with another bout of headlessness by our great headless FL and her two stupid sisters HAHA!!! 🤣
I didn't know it had to cry or laugh , so I just ended up doing both !!!
Laughed so hard that I had tears steaming down my cheeks, at the stupidity
of this mother of all stupidity wale idiotic episode kaa mother !!!
Jsut when I began to think that the CV's have finally managed to get a handle over the logic factor, they decide to come back with Vengeance , Ki how dare you CHITRA , How dare you call us ILLOGICAL desh ke Shehzadas Logical.
Let us show you a mother of all illogical wale stupidity ka episode and prove back our worth. 😆
So Ok lets get started with out analiseeess, I dont even need my raampuri today, kaahe ki the CV's have done the job for us HHAH !!! BHAIT AND BHATCH opps I mean READ !! 😆
Alloo and Paneer ka difference karo learn and a Fire that doesn't burn !! 😲
So lets safely assume for now that the entire family is dressed in BLACK to go to a Mata ki Chowki, WOKAY !!!
Ee koi serious case of AGHORI panti lagat hai humka toh !! 😕
So called high caste brahmin family who goes by the last name SINGH RAIZADA dressed in BLACK for a POOJA !!! Shirali mata pilleeasee show us the kamal of your charan , Kaahe ki abhi toh brick wall bhi kaam nahi aayegaa by the looks of it !! 😡
Chandini is still sauntering around the house, and bumps into Pooja and aadi , all dressed in black going to Mata ki chowki
She asks Pooja to reveal the truth abt Advay, but Pooja is telepathic, kaahe ki she knows Advay is listening to this convo from a distance. He signals her to stay mum, but instead Pooja decides to go on a non stop blabber of Advay and his long list of girl friends, or rather girls who were throwing themselves at him ( HMMM For once, humka laagat hai, the CV's were taunting all of us Phankis , going GA GA GOO GOOO for this sooper gorgeous man 😳)
So babua is standing at a distance and watching , looking dapper, but eee kaa hai,
I mean seriously WHO WEARS A BLACK TIE !!! Ghar ke Butler ho kaa babua !! yaa kisi baand baja company ko join karne ka peelaaning kar rahe ho kaa !!!
SHIRALI MATA Strikes again !!!😡
Thank god its Barun who is able to carry any look, Nahi toh this black tie cud make anyone look like a full time in house WAITER !!
Thankfully Chandini is looking amazing , well so is Barun except the black tie !!!
Pooja tries to fib the question as best as possible, only for Aadi , to interrupt her and tell Chadnini that he will tell her all of Adv secrets.
Top of the list of the TOP SECRET LIST IS !!! 😲
Advay doesn't know the Difference between ALLOOO and PANEEER !!! WAATTT !!!! 😕 😆
How dare he ? Laanat hai babua !!! ( don't abt the missing kidney as per the BTS , but babua surely has a curious case of missing taste buds IMO HHAAH!! 😆 )
Anyways Babua turns up and picks Addi in his arms,
AWWW its such a coochie pie, cutieee pie scene, where he says the other secret is that I love you very much and Aadi kisses him. 😳
Aadi then asks his CM to kiss his Mami, while both Adva and Chadnini are embarrassed. Kids I tell you always know how to put the adults in the spot.
Pooja quickly deflects the quesiton, by saying lets go quickly nahi toh Paap lagega ( it would be a sin )
Aadi says nani says main kuch bhi khata hoon toh mujhe kuch nahi lagta HAHAHA 😆!! ( I can eat as much without gaining anything )
I think Nani was talking about your CM darling, who can eat like a bakasur and still look so skinny, hum toh hawa bhi khaate hai, toh we gain 10 pounds !! 😉)
OKAY Uma , the joke is that
He will incur or gain Paap
But he says Nani says no matter how much I eat I dont gain anything ( weight) so how I can gain Paap , as my body is not designed to gain anything, PHEW !!! I tell you these translations HUH!!! 😡
Advay then drags Chandini and tells him I will show what I am truly made of , I will tell you the truth about myself.
He says are you sure you want to hear the truth, but before that I need to fulfil a rasam. The kangan rasam but now I will do it with my will.
He makes her wears a new set of Kangan he has had specially made for her. He puts them on roughly while Chandini yelps in pain.
He then chides her, that Oh yeah I remember how you drooled over the gold earrings PP had gifted you. ( So babua is clearly jealous and annoyed about PP for sure 😉)
She tell shim you only see what you want to see, as she flinches in pain , lagat hai babaua doesnt know the size of her hands for once HAHA !! 😆
He then takes a match and lights her hands, while Chandini begins to scream.
He says shout as much as you want, no one is here to hear you !!
( funny how he stands away from her and throws the match stick and they fall staright on her bangles, naa idhar naa udhar, laagat hai babau too is nipunnn in the game of DARTS, olypics main try kaahe naahi karat ho babua ME bhonders !!! HAHA!! 🤣)
Anyways Chandini screams that you are a mad man , my hands will get burnt , OMG she screams and screams for almost a minute and then THE LOOK ON HER FACE !!! is priceless as she asks him 😆
MERE HAATH KYUN NAHI JAL RAHE HAI !!! HAHAH !!!! 🤣🤣🤣
( why aren't my hands burning ) HAHAHA !! HAHAHAHA!! HAAHA🤣🤣🤣
Seriously I have spat my water all over myself, as I burst laughing at this scene, and I think I may have also peed my pants HAHA!!!🤣
Advay Mere Haath kyun nahi jal rahe hai !! OMG OMG !! OMG !!! 🤣
this has to be a mother of all jokes ke mother kaa mother wala scene !!
So this was the kangan burning torture turned into the JOKE of the year wala scene that the forum was battling about over the weekend, !!! HAHAHA 🤣!!!
Well he then tells her that he has taken care to protect her hands with a gel, as this is not a punishment but a warning.
Chandini is not amused, but her antics are making me laugh, she walks to a vase of water and dunks her hands and puts off the fire.
She says who treats his wife like this, he says you aint my wife, she says but I am a human and this is the height of inhumane behaviour
She then calls him a pshycho and tells him that he too will suffer one day, and pushes him back
Advay begins to feel dizzy and he
LITERALLY COLLAPSES 😲 , on the floor while hitting the edge of he bed in the process,
JEEZ !!! I wonder how they shot this scene and if Barun actually got hurt in the process !! OMG 😲
So this fire thing that keeps coming up so many times, makes me want to believe that in the future Chandini might get trapped in fire somewhere, and Advay will risk his life to save her 😳)
So did I think it was Torture or abuse, HMMM actually NO !! why becozz Advay can never really bring himself to bear to see Chandini in pain, like literally when she is in pain, it breaks him.
When PP drops that pillar on her leg, after that Pagal kutta wala bout, it is obvious that Advay finds it impossible to see Chandini in pain,
Even yesterday epi he makes sure she has eaten and is not hungry, and also protects her from being bitten by those spiders.
So today, too he has taken care that she doesn't get hurt.
As I have said this before, he means to scare not to hurt. I have never seen him torturing her like in a real sense of torture, or Chandini wudn't be standing there fighting back.
Seriously I know a lot of us drooled and still drool over the ASR of S1 but with due respect to him, there were times when he would leave his girl bruised and bleeding. Yes he regretted, but he never had a strong enough reason to be grabbing her or bruising her or upsetting her, yet no one ever said it was torture, tho I wud like to believe that it was leaning towards physical abuse.
But here there is a genuine reason as to why he hates her, yet he is unable to actually cause pain to her, he is a man of empty words atleast when it comes to torture for sure. So I don't think this was torture, not in my opinion anyways. He wants to scare her and push her to the point that she leaves his house of her own accord.
But he doesnt want to actually hurt her. Psychopaths are those who take pleasure in inflicting pain on others. He wants her to leave, if he was a psychopath he wud have trapped her and then inflicted pain on her and revelled in her plight !! So for me ADVAY is not a ABUSER !! Yes many of you may want to differ but that your POV, this is what I would like to believe and hence also why I believe in the success of this show and in the choices of BARUN !!
WOKAY NOW BEGINS THE ACTUAL TORTURE ( OF THE BRAINS OF THE VIEWERS) 😆
So Advay has crashed down, he mumbles something , which I had to repeat and rewind and replay atleast 5 times, to make out that he doenst want her to tell anyone
WHATTT !!!! IS HE MADD !!! FIRST SPIDER BITE AND NO ACTION !! NOW TOTAL FAINTIANE KE BAAD BHI NO ACTION !!! 😲
Babua what about you revenge, how you will you avenge if you dont LIVE !!!
Anyways and so starts the chronicles of the HEADLESS FL !!! , she actually complies to his request.
JAI HO MATA RANI KI !!!
Bitiya now is not the time to go SATI SAVITRI. Override is request and call for help you fool , naahi toh , TIME TO ACTUALLY SAY GOOD BYE TO SINDOOR !!! 😡
So she uses whatever little brain she has, cozz clearly she doenst have any brians for sure.
She manages to put him on a CARPET and DRAGS him out of her room and into the Living room !!! 🤣🤣
WOKAY !! Bitiya, what exacjjjtly are you planning on doing , jara batao humka. Kaahe ki hum seriously conphoosiya gaye hai idhar !! 😕
Are you planning on dragging him on that carpet all the way to the hospital ??? ME BHONDERS !!!! 😆
BHUTT NOOO !! EEE HA HUI GAYA !!! 😲
Bitiya is ON the STREETS !! , BHY !!! WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE !!!😕
Where is BABUA 😲? !!! WHY IS BITIYA HELL BENT ON GETTING HERSELF KILLED !!! 😕
Bitiya ko sadma laga gaya hai, laagat hai humka toh , she is trying to stop cars !!!
WHAT !! SERIOUSLY !!!
WOKAY NOW SERIOUSLY I AM BEGINNING TO PANIC HERE !! WHERE THE HELL IS BABUA !!! BITIYA !!! 😡
Bitiya asks herself ki Advay ko hospital kaise leke jaoon ( how do I take Advay to the hospital)
BITIYA doesn't seem to have heard about Ambulance SERVICES by the looks of it, 😆
And zillionnaire babua, doesn't even have a in house HOUSE KEEPING or extra Drivers and Cars. All he can afford is tanatan Murli and Matar ka dana Shilpa !!! AYE AYE AYE !! I tell you.
The ABC RULE with a Instruction on how to drive a CAR over the phone
So wokay, after having tried her hand at playing in the traffic for half an hour, and gettign told off by a Mama ( traffic police , thats wht they call them in Mumbai. Trust me )
She comes back to still have Advay lying on the carpet, OMG HE IS STILL AT HOME LYIN G ON THE CARPET !!😲
EE SAB KAA HO RAHA HAI !!! koi pilleeaseee batao humkaa !!!
I am sooo stressed I don't even want the brick wall right now !!!! I have bitten all my nails and want more nails to bite upon now !!!
So as I am hoping that she is going to use her brains at least now, she proves how really HEADLESS SHE REALLY ISS !! KAAHE KI
She starts to look for his car keys,
WHAT !!! YOU couldnt do that before bitiya, by now you could reached the hospital.
Phew !! so bitiya knows how to drive a car !! PHEW PHEW !! 😃
she somehow manages to put babua in the back of a car WOKAY !! I will choose to ignore , that I am not quite sure how she managed the herculean task all by herself,
She then gets on the phone AND CALLS HER SISTERS !! 😡
WAAATT !!! BITIYA BHAT ABOUT BABUA 😡!!! NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A GIRLY CHAT !!!
But what she then asks wants me to TAKE A DAGGER TO MY HEART 😡!!! that is already thudding at a supersonic JETWA ka ISSPEEDD !!!
IS BABUA ALIVE!! IS BABUA DEAD !!!
WILL BABUA REACH THE HOSPITAL !!! WILL BABUA NOT REACH THE HOSPITAL !!! 😕
WAIT LET ME BRING A ROSE and pluck the petals to answer that question !!! 😡
SO bitiya calls her Shikha and asks her TO GUIDE HER TO DRIVE A CAR !!! OOHH MAAA 
!!! MAAR DALO KOI MUJHE !! MAAR DAALO KOI MUJHE !!!
this is like the W*F of all the mother of W*F ka mother wala scene
BITIYA CANNOT DRIVE A CAR 😡AND IS PLANNING ON DRIVING A DYING BABUA IN THE HEAT OF MUMBAI TRAFFIC !!!
Ok seriously now THIS IS TORTURE !! BABUA YEAH KISS HEADLESS FL KE SAATH PHAS GAYE HO TUM !!! 😡
So Meghu starts by telling her basics of Accelerator , Brake , Clutch ( ABC ka rule is correct)
ABEY GADHI PEHLE IGNITION MAIN KEY TOH DAAL NE KE LIYE BOL !!!
So bitiya starts to drive, and stangely enough I cant help but notice from the corner of my eye that the GEAR STICK is still in NUETRAL !!! WOKAY !!!
She is driving helter skelter, 😲
I have heard of a saying that If you throw a person in water, they will learn to swim, laagat hai CV's think that driving too is a similar game
CV's babuas there are INNOCENT people on the road who cud get KUCHLOFIED if you let a manic like this loose in the middle of Mumbai traffic !!! 😲
I really need my Brick wall now for sure !!
anywyas movign on, brainelss Meghu treies to direct her toward the nearest hospital and the phone dies OMG !! ARE YOU SURE BABUA TOO HASNT DIED IN THE PROCESS !!! 😡
Kaake ki chandini I for sure am going to kill you if you kill my babua today 😭
But ee kaa hai, bitiya only seems to pressing hard on the clutch , aise toh bitiya you are going nowhere or everywhere, kaaahe ki gaadi gearwa main hi naahi hain 😕
and she is rotating the steering wheel like as tho she is drawing water from a well !!! OH BAPPA REY !!! MUJHE KOI ISS MADNESS SE BACHAO REY !!
LESSON OF THE DAY !! ALWAYS DRIVE AN AUTOMATIC CAR !! EE clutch and gear ka headache hee naahi hai !!
Waisey tell me something peoplesss, IJJJ this really Mumbai !!! kaahe ke the last time I was in mumbai, which was fairly recently BTW, I was sat in traffic for almost 3 hours !! SIGH !!!
Par!!! Eehan toh kauno trafficwas hee nahi dikha humka toh !!! EE kauno doosra hi mumbaiwa laagat hai humka !!
anwyays that MAMA comes again , lagat hai he is only doing chakkar kaating of that area, he sees babua is passed out and WHAT DOES HE DO
HE Lets her go , with babua in her car OMG OMG !! ABEY TU GADI NAHI CHALA SAKTA THA KYA !! JANATA KA SEVAK !! KOI MODI KO TWEET KARO REY YEH SCENEWA !! 😡
DEFECTIVE PIECE KA KHULASA !!! And the Secret is OUT !!
Teek hai , aisey taisay she reaches the hospital , in one piece for now , excpet that the car has a broken bumper now!! WAIT BITIYA TILL BABUA HAS A HEART ATTACK when he sees the condition of his CAR 😲!!! I tell you Men are extremely sensitive towards their toys and this wont go down very well with this BABUA TOO !!
So she calls out to the doctor and demands that they treat Babua as he has been out for a while. ( YES thanks to the HEADLESS Bitiya 😕)
Doctor asks her a million questions, which she has no clue about. She says something abt the spiders, thank god she remembers,
So anyways he goes inside and comes out in DUI ( two ) minutes and breaks the noos to her ki
Unki ek kidney nahi Hai, (he has only one Kidney )!! ( doctorwa knows this by just checking his pulsewa I suppose HUH!!)
WAHTT !! !NO KIDNEY !! REALLYYYZZ 😲!! I wonder how he managed to single handedly stop a 10000000000000000 tonne Shiva murti from falling !!! and LIFT BITIYA MILLION TIMES AT THE DROP OF A HAT BHITH JUST ONE KIDNEY !!! 😡
EE CVS KI LOGIC KI TOH MAIN !!!
( I was under the impression that those with 1 kidney are prohibited from gettign into extreme sports or physical activity due to risk of injury , but I cud be wrong. Kavi ji our inhouse doc please confirm !! )
Anyways moving on Bitiya's reaction to it is
Utth teri ki , ee toh defective piecewa mil gaya humka toh, 😆
Ee hi toh baat chupawat rahe hai babua !!! ki
I am a defective piece with a missing kidney, hence had to marry you by force, kaahe ki zaalim duniya not ready to give a girlwa to this defective piecwa !!! So I decided to turn into a Chambal ka Daaku and started using either Chal se yaa bal se wala issstratergy 😆!! ( by hook or crook)
Anyways doctor says , he must have donated a kidney as he is an extremely fit guy ( we all know that doctor babua) so he must have donated a kidney in the last 6months, hence why his immunity is low at the mo ( and to top it has had to carry bitiya a million times in the last few weeks )
She then goes inside, and instantly the nurses know that they need to get lost , kaahe ki biwi ka here so no need for nursewas to nurse babua
OMG That shirt also has Black BUTTONS 😡!! OMG Dimmag ki Dahi
Anways BARUN is looking extremely gorgeous and angelic almost lying on that hospital bed, ( DONT know why but my GM IS ACTIVATED ☺️, the possibilities of getting frisky on a hospital bed, need to make a note , need to WRITE A FF ON THIS MATTER ASAP ☺️!!! HEHE 😆!! )
Chandini sadly puts her hand on his head and thinks Oh he is missing a kidney ( OMG Ladki, he just missing a kidney, not an arm or a leg and definitely not missing his ELSEWHERE 😉!!! Apahijj nahi hue rahe babua !!! Haan par hum viewers jaroor Mand budhdhi hui gaye after watching your headless antics with the ABC PHORMULA with your car )
PRECAP :
Anwaysy he is awake , and she tells him you passed out with tears in her eyes, He says issmay rone ki kya baat hai ( why are you crying ) and that he wants to go home. Wait babua till you see the halat of you car, you too will start crying infact WAILING 😭!!
TBH his first question shud have been
Hutt teri toh, where am I and How did I get here !!
Anyways he tells her sternly that he wants to go home and doesn't need her permission to do so and unplugs his IV and leaves, while Chandu tries to stop him.
TBH I loved the episode, I know I have made a lot of fun to the logic, 😆
But in all honestly , Chandini AKA Shivani did a sooper job. She is genuinely worreid and concerned and flapping all over the place 👏
The way she is heartbroken to know that Advay has only one kidney does touch you heart. 👏
Also somehow in the heat of the moment, Chandini has managed to forget her PTSD along with her fear of stepping out side the houjjj !!
I am sure Advay has donated a kidney to Aadi 😭, and when Cahdnini will find this truth she will start to appreciate Advay even more and realise what a wonderful person he truly is. 😃
Anyways I loved the episode, and thought it was a good one, a time waster little bit nevertheless a good one with a good laugh for sure
So you guys tell me what you thoguth of the episode, Until tomorrow then
With a lot of hugs and kisses 🤗
Cheers, Chitra
