Hello to all my titaliyaaas , How are we today ??? Well my jaws are hurting and so are my ribs and had to go change my pants coz I think I peed in them, you wonder whats wrong with me , Thats coz I have been having one of the most entertaining convos with the humour ki queen Sabrina ji @shesherkobita on my previous thread. 🤣
The link is here
you might have to scroll down a bit till you reach shesherkobita and then read from there onwards , if you too want to die laughing. What are we talking about, the perils of married life and how to survive messy husbands along with 101 ways to kill them HAHA !!! 🤣
Priya and Juhi have already died laughing , so anyone else who wants a good laugh after this one total time waster epi, then do feel free to read our convo's HAHAH !! 🤣
Anyways coming back to the topic of todays discussion.
I bet you are all still fanning yourselves after the amazing dhak dhakking episode we had last night, Me too !!! 😳
So with very high hopes I turned on the Telly to watch todays hyped up episode, what with Mika with his high pitched broken voice performing and all, only to be fall into a abysmal trench of disappointment !!! I am still struggling to crawl out of it at the mo trust me !! 😕
So lets get started on the breakdown of this already broken down episode which shows us ways in which Indrani tries to break Advay. 😆
Episode once again starts like a promo, seriously guys what the hell. I mean we seem to be getting a new promo on SBS almost like everyday. Woh kya kam tha , that the makers now decide to torture us with this new promoish start to the episode. I really wish they keep some suspense. Jeez !! isstoopp this torture pilleezzz Gul mata rani. 😕
So we are given a recap of the precap , and see how Advay gets hit in the head and falls down while the family escapes etc etc. while the wierdo Murli asks us the obvious if Advay will manage to stop PP from marrying Chandu. OK WE GET IT !! NOW GET LOST MURLI BABUA !!! 😡
Mika Does his work and the Minions do their work
So the episode actually starts with everyone decked in a black and white chess board uniform of sorts. OKAY !!! So top half of Advay's kurta, PP's Sherwani ka jacket and Mamajis Jacket are all made of the same Kapada. ( Koi hammar do mujhe pilleejjj !! 
) and the worst is yet to come , coz Indrani, Lipstick masi, chandini and Meghu are all wearing the exact same beaded curtain necklace around their necks ( even the brides jewellery is same as the rest !! FACE PALM TIME !!! 
)
And WHERE THE HELL IS SHIKHA!! 😲She went out with PP right, why hasn't she come back, Wht has he done to her I wonder, I mean uski behen ki shaadi hain, Where is she and no one is even concerned that she has gone missing along with that VEER boy, !!! Yeah toh total brains ka falooda hain Kya karein !!
The only thing I am loving is Advays shawl but thats probably because I have a shawl fetish. Did I tell you I have a shawl fetish, !! Yeah I go totally bonkers for shawls, like bonkers bonkers !! mental wali mad type bonkers !! HHEH !! ☺️
So what time is it in this city , what time are we meant to imagine, morning ,afternoon, evening or night I am totally conphoosed, Kaahe ki all rasams looks like it is shot only at night. 😕
We know that something is cooking and so does Advay as he is surprised that chandu is complying with his demands. However Chandu is only putting on an act as per her mummy darlings instructions who is waiting for her window for an opportunity to hit back at Advay.
Advay is no one's fool expect that we viewers are all made fools by the end of the episode. Never mind , Advay asks murli to go tantanafy the situation and find out whats going on.
Murli starts to follow a blue jacket wala man ( worker ) and sees Indrani put something in his hands.
Kajal too is busy in her own minioning , until minion shilpa tries to spy on her only to be told to mind her work wala kaam by kajal.
On the other hand Mika is braying away all his braying wale boring songs, ( sorry I hate Mika , no offense to his fans , but to my ears he sounds like a drunk donkey that is braying its heart out HAHAH 🤣) I cant believe they paid him 25 lakhs for this watered down performance. FACE PLAM TIME AGAIN !!!
The only person who is enjoying the sangeet for now is PP. HAHA PP is busy dancing away, while Indrani is irritated and asks his mom to stop him ASAP PILEEEJJ !! HAHAHAH !! 😆
Espionage ka illogial wala Logic !! Total Dimmag ki Dahi once again !! 😡
Murli is follwing a man in blue , but the man hoodwinks him by changing his jacket to Red. HUH !!! I tell you this is only the beginning of the headlessness !!
I clearly didnt understand the ishaaras ( sign language ) between Indu and Kajal. Seriously I thought Indu gave that blue jacket now turned Red wala guy something in his hand, but we have Kajal putting something in the orange juice. AYE AYE AYE what is it and where did she find it.
So next we see 4 servers with trays of drinks , one of them is the blue jacket to Red wala minion , Everyone is carrying two drinks of Coke except for the Blue to Red wala minion who is carrying the orange juice. So the odd man out is already clearly carrying the spiked up drinks, ab issey aur headless plot kya ho sakta hai !! I DONT KNOW !!! 😕
In the meanwhile someone has managed to nab Shilpa. ( we only get to see the hands )
The spiked up drinks are served to Advay and ACP obviously. ( dont know what sort of ACP he is , who doesn't smell a rat when everyone is served Coke and only these two are served Orange juice !!! I will need to bring back the brick wall next to me again !!) ACP gets a call in the nick of the time and wishes Advay good luck and walks away, leaving him to his fate. I feel knowing the gravity of the situation he shud have atleast left behind a couple of Policeman , But not CV's se itna logic handle nahi hota hai baa
Anyways, Advay is still pondering "ki ab tera kya hoga kaalia| with untouched glass of drink. He is just abt to drink it when murli walks from behind to stop him , only to be nabbed by PP and dragged away. ( ME has a KWESTION tho, Murli was following the blue turned Red jacket wala who hoodwinked him , so how he knows the drinks are spiked ??, Also has he lost his voice, cudnt he have just called out to Advay AYE AYE AYE !! THIS IS total LOGIC ka brutal wala dardanaak murder I tell you !!! 😡)
Indu wants Advay to drink it so she comes up to him stylishly while holding a glass of coke ( Advay ki batti abhi tak nahi jali hai, ki why she has a black drink while I have a orange drink 😕)
She says she has been defeated for the first time and congratulates him on his win, and says Cheers, to him , they clink the glasses and he drinks the spiked wala drinkwa ( Seriously !! these CV's really want me to believe that these are Matt ke Mahants of a conservative orthodox city, where the so called lady of the house or Panditayan in lay mans terms knows how to Say Cheers and Clink her glasses with a man UFF !!! Bohut bada jhol hui gawa hai yeh !! Wait let me bang my head again and come back !! )
The only three things I liked abt this scene ,
PP and his silly antics, I really cannot hate him no matter how hard I try 😆
Indrani and the fake smile she gives to Advay when she comes and stand next to PP ( Mika is braying away the Subah hone na de song in the BG ) But her smile is priceless, watch it !! Incredible HATS OFF !! 👏
I liked how Murli walks up to Advay and how PP drags him away. I loved the way it was shot and it came as a surprise as I really wasnt expecting that. 👍🏼
The first attempt with a re- attempt , kya karey haar hi nahi maanta yeh Khambhaqt
Indu asks Advay , that she is wondering about what to give him as a present. HUH !!! seriously do MIL's give present to SIL !! maybe in this part of allahabad they must do I guess. Waise bhi half the rasams went over my head anyway. 😕
In the meanwhile both murli and shilpa have been thrown in a room woth their hands and feet tied and their mouth shut with a plaster,
Advay starts to feel dizzy and wonders what is going on. Chandu in the meanwhile asks her mum how they are going to outwit this witty weasel. ( I am liking chandus dress excep tthat those hideos tent sized sleeves are back 😡 )
Indu assures her that Chandu will marry PP, and tells her Advay wont be standing in their way for too long.
Advay in the meanwhile is losing his conscious and finally collapses.
Chandini is worried and wants to help Adv, but PP drags her away
Chandu is concered for Advay, maybe because she is a compassionate person, or maybe because he had helped her when she too was helpless a few days ago. Is it LOVE she feels, HMMM no not according to me anyways, She looks confused but definitely not in love for now. 😕
Advay is still semi concious and sees Chandu being dragged away.
Everybody leaves the mansion. Advay struggles to get to his feet and stumbles along to the entrance, only to be hit on his head with a bottle from behind, by none other than the diabolical Indrani, who has a smug smile on her face. ( So one thing is for sure, Indrani comes back to make sure that has prey is fully down, She has run back to ensure that Advay is fully down , and also that she is done it when no one is watchign her, So no one really gets to see what an evil woman she is )
Well he finally collapses , and Indu says Tohfa kaisa laga damaadji ( how did you like the present Son in law 😉)
Loved Ritu ji in this scene, she is simply amazing, I simply loved her attire too, especially her extra long sleeves that dance to her sides as she moves. 😳
12 hour journey in 12 minutes 😡
So you remember at the start of the analysis, I asked an innocent question ki what time are we meant to imagine. Well we now get the answer to it. It was night time during Sangeet, 😕
Advay has passed out and has been out through the night.
He wakes up its morning the family is missing.
He runs to the temple thinking they are there performing PP and Chandinis wedding,
only to bump into the amnesiac Yash Narayan, 😲
Looks like Yash uncle too has turned up to the wrong venue, kaahe ki no one told him that the venue has changed HUH !! 😆
oh or probably not, cause he knows where everyone is PURANI HAVELI apparently, wherever that might be. 😕
( He too is clad in black, DEVAA VENKATARAMANA !!! Seriously I cant think of any brahmin who wears black on his daughters wedding. And what with that Peshwa style Bhikbali earrings, only high caste brahmin men in Pune wear these as far as I am aware , SIGH !! I REST MY CASE )
Advay takes his car and drives at full isspeed.
The family are gathered , all in yesterday's clothes. So no one has changed apparently. My tiny brain chose to assume that bichaare they had to drive all night to reach this Puraani haveli and they have only just managed to reach the Venue minus the AMNESIAC father.😡
But lo behold , the bride has changed into RED !! so why cudnt the others too change ME wonders, 😲
So Chandu yet again reminds us ki she is marrying MAA ke liye and tells meghu that it feels like she has left something behind ( Kuch peeche choot gaya hai)
WOH sab chodo pehle tell me WHERE IS SHIKHA ???!!! 😡
Chandu keeps cryign and looking behind , god knows why. Maybe she does want HOTWA to come rescue her for sure. Or maybe she is still hoping DEV might appear magically, God alone knows. 😕
PP comes to her and puts his hand out, wearing a ridiculously girly looking scarf for a Pheta ( turban ). She is contemplating and Indu signals to PP who takes her hand by force and drags her to the MANDAP. 😲
All this while babua is still drivign away to the Purani haveli, with tears glistening in his eyes, out of anger, out of love, out of I cant lose this baazi , out of hatred, cant really tell at the mo !!😕
All I can tell for sure is he has not brushed, not had a bath , not even washed his face and not even visited the loo for the all important activity of the morning. HAHA !!! 😆
Well doesnt look like the rest of the family have too, except of course for Chandini. 🥱
Another faltu Kewstion has arisen in my mind, If the wedding is at Puraani haveli, why are they all gathered outside, GOD Only knows the answer to that I guess, 😕
Phinally after what feels like a long drive to the end of the world and back , Babua has reached the Purani Haveli in the nick of time. Tho he hasnt brought the Amnesiac dad along with him. WONDER who is going to do the KANYA DAAN !! 😲
So me wonders, that it seems to have taken the phameely all night to reach Purani haveli , while Babua reaches it in a matter of few minutes, OO becauujjj babua is prithviraj chauhan 😉who drives his Chetak ghoda to the venue !!! HMMM logicwaa ka toh satyanaash hee ho gaya aaj !!
( I can see skyscrapers in the BG, which tell me that this looks more like Mumbai or Navi Mumbai and definitely not like the outskirts of Allahabad. Bhagwan hee bachaye inn CV's ke logic ko !!! Maybe they were trying to hide it hence why all that shower of colors at the entrance. NICE TRY !! 😕)
Everyone looks at him in shock , while PP meekly asks Indu to do something, PHATT gayi PP ki toh by the looks of it HAHA !! 😆
Indu calls out to Jagga and Haria and we have six mustande with lathi to do lathi charge on babua, So I take it that 3 of them is Jagga and the remaining 3 are Haria !! OH HOOO !! 😕
HOTWA is surrounded by the goons while Chandu looks on
Precap :
Hotwas is attacked badly by the goons, and has blood streaming down his forehead and eyes 😭, while Indrani asks the Pandit to start the wedding ceremony, Chandini as usual looks on with tears in her eyes. 😕
So what did I make of the Epi, HMM its hard to tell coz it seemed more like a filler episode to me . The story hasnt moved along , just the family has escaped and the wedding is happening on the morning of the next day. HUH !!! 😆
Indrani is menacing as always m, but I wud rather see her manipulate and plot and plan instead of show this dark violent side to her.
There are too many bloopers and illogical logics going on, so the CV's really need to sit down and somehow try to patch things up before the story goes out of their hands.
I am Meh about the episode, Tho Advay looks stunning and Barun yet again manages to put up a great show, But the episode solely belongs to RITU today IMO.
Jsut wish someoen knocks Shivani Shirali on her head and makes her stop using the same fabric and jewellery for everyone in the family. Things had really improved a few epi's ago but have taken a downward dive yet again by the looks of it,
So thats it from me my lovelies, Sorry but this was my POV. Do comment and let me know if you agree, disagree or agree and disagree, Wud like to hear what you thought of todays Epi
Until tomorrow then
With lots of luv and hugs🤗
Cheers, Chitra.
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