How Manu Punjabi made 63 lacs approx out of 1 crore? :(

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Posted: 9 years ago
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Manu Labad-Labad-Labad-Labad Punjabi said he got water filters for 6500, sold them for 10500 at end of first day itself. 🤓

So, a margin of 4000 rupees per piece!

Assume he is a super salesman and come rain, come drought, sold 3 pieces every day. (Impossible, but nevertheless).😛

Being a sharaabi, grant him a bare minimum of 4 rest days per month ...

So lets say he sold 3 pieces each, 26 days a month for 12 months non stop and made a profit of 4000 rupees per piece! 👏

That makes it:

26 Days x 3 Units x 4000 Margin per piece x 12 months= Rs. 37.44 lacs.

To make a crore that he claimed he did, what did he do? How did he make the balance amount of almost 63 lacs? 😛

#UdtaPunjab

#Ganja

#Smacks
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Posted: 9 years ago
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I hope the scriptwriters see this and salman asks manu the same que 😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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This should be the question of the"caller of the week".

All of us want to know the secret of this Crore PATI. 😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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The most funniest part for me was that he told his business plan to a stranger and he gave him 6000 rs. The business plan had no profit sharing or even giving loan back term because he said he kept the 10k something at the end of the day! how it is a business plan for other person if he is not getting anything out of it! and he got this genius idea from a cut out of newspaper
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: Aleesha7777

This should be the question of the"caller of the week".


All of us want to know the secret of this Crore PATI. 😆


And Caller of week can supplement his bombardment by suggesting bare minimum costs of a BMW & two more automatic cars in India...🤣

The 320i prestige variant starts at Rs. 36.9 lakh, while prices for the luxury line start at Rs. 42.70 lakh (ex-showroom, Delhi).

Manu mar jaayega explain karte karte...😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: decent_girll

The most funniest part for me was that he told his business plan to a stranger and he gave him 6000 rs. The business plan had no profit sharing or even giving loan back term because he said he kept the 10k something at the end of the day! how it is a business plan for other person if he is not getting anything out of it! and he got this genius idea from a cut out of newspaper


Cunning fellow...he was speaking and making it all up simultaneously 😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Seemed like a pyramid scheme. Not a fan of those though.
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Posted: 9 years ago
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He said he earned the 1 crore in 2 years, but my question is, if he only saved the money he earned, khaaya kaha se? according to himself he had cash 1 crore in a bag 🤣
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Appne tooh puree kundali nikaal dale manu ki 😆

Sakaal tooh uske daaku jaise hai,kahee appne hi ghar mai tooh daaka ni dala 😆

Kabhi kabhi usee dekh kaar muje guubaree (balloons seller) bechne wala ho waise feeling aatee hai

🤣
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: -Cruiser-

Manu Labad-Labad-Labad-Labad Punjabi said he got water filters for 6500, sold them for 10500 at end of first day itself. 🤓


So, a margin of 4000 rupees per piece!

Assume he is a super salesman and come rain, come drought, sold 3 pieces every day. (Impossible, but nevertheless).😛

Being a sharaabi, grant him a bare minimum of 4 rest days per month ...

So lets say he sold 3 pieces each, 26 days a month for 12 months non stop and made a profit of 4000 rupees per piece! 👏

That makes it:

26 Days x 3 Units x 4000 Margin per piece x 12 months= Rs. 37.44 lacs.

To make a crore that he claimed he did, what did he do? How did he make the balance amount of almost 63 lacs? 😛

#UdtaPunjab

#Ganja

#Smacks



That might be #UdtaSindhi

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