As I am quite nalayak and always does nautanky😎 so here goes another sample of nautanky dedicated to Anu aka Anu.Anaya😛 Anu, I know aap ko bakwas post ka update chahiye 😳😳 par what to do😕 next update requires some content on Vishaad and am not at all interested in writing anything on him😛. Enjoy reading relations in SH through my eyes.😉
Agarwal House😛
Its Vidkits engagement day, everyone is present in the house including Randhir. Ankit Agarwal who was missing from the scene reached there and saw Randhir. After watching him uske andar ka janwar Randhir k haathon insult hone kliye impatient tha so😃
Ankit: Tum andar kaise aye?
Randhir: Abe Ullu, tere samne to main gate se enter hua😎...still asking silly question, papa ne Bournvita nahi pilaya?
Kishore (shouts from his room): Ankit beta who is talking about your bournvita secret?
Ankit: Papa look this Randhir, he never spare single opportunity for troubling me😭 kal b jab yeh dinner chodh k jaraha tha toh he tried touching me by shoving my shoulder☺️
Kishore (to Randhir): Tum batameez ho ya mein janta tha😡 behsharam b hoge yeh kabhi socha nahi tha,😳 How dare you bad eye my son. He is the only waris of multimillion company. Kyun aya hai yaha pe?
Ankit: Papa 😲 abi bataya na he is interested in me☺️
Randhir: What...have you gone mad?😲
Ankit: or nahi to kya jab b milte ho kisi na kisi reason se touch karte ho☺️...I know tumhari najar Sanyukta pe nahi mujh par hai
Sanyu: Bhai yeh aap kya bol rahe hain😵...Randhir tum yahan se jate kyun nahi?
Randhir: Mein kahin nahin jane wala, sab clear kar k jaunga and why do u want me to leave?😳
Sanyu: Tum jao ge nahi to mein FITE mein kaise fight karungi? 😳 kis ko taunt karungi 😳that I am not important...jaoo na!!😡
Randhir: Whatever...am not going anywhere.
Ankit: Ghunchu kiss or ko banana I know ur latoo on me that's why maarne k bahane mere ko touch karna chahta hai.
Randhir: Jab pata hai to ban kyun raha hai aaja mere janeman😉
Ankit: NO!!! Stay away...Papa Bachoo
Kishore: Dekho mere bte se dur raho😡...Sanyu ko lejao😃
Sanyu: What papa aap aise kaise, Randhir jao please😡
Randhir: kyun Ankit mere se darr lag raha hai
Ankit: tere maarne se nahi pyaar se darr lagta hai
And finally Randhir attacked Ankit just to have romance. Both RD and Ankit were rubbing their bodies with each other (Imagine Randhir and vishad fight scene). Randhir grabbed Ankit from his waist and began doing snake dance Randhir finally touched his cheek with his right hand leaving sign of his love. Dono dance karte washroom mein chale gaye...dono ko privacy chahiye thi bhai😛
Washroom scene
Sanyu detective work k hatho majboor followed them till washroom😃. Seeing Ankit and Randhir in compromising state she shouted😲😡
Sanyu: Randhir what are you doing?
Randhir: Khujli ho rahi thi body mein to bas khujla raha hun Ankit k body k saath rub kar k.
Sanyu: Chiii
Ankit: jhut bol raha hai he is trying to lutofy my izzat 
Randhir: Arre sach mein khujli horahi hai😛
Sanyu: Khujli kam and romance jyada lag raha hai...Ankit chodh de mere Randhir ko ab forum ladkiyon k saath saath tujhe b dur karna parega.
Ankit and Randhir continued their fight finally Ankit succeeded in hitting Randhir on his back side
Randhir's whole body started shaking. Sanyu thought Randhir gonna die, she started crying She kept his head on her lap and started abusing Ankit for his nalayakgiri. She was continuously beating Randhir's chest with her hands (in filmy suhagan scene style).
Randhir: Ae abhi mara nahi hun but if continued hitting my chest like this, toh zaroor mar jaunga.
Sanyu: Tu...U..u tum zinda ho? Oh Mere nalayak Randhir jab zinda the to batay kyn nahin bekar mein ansu waste kiye who b tumhare liye😳...huh!
Ankit: Tu zinda hai...tere liye Sanyu ne mujhe kitna abuse kiya ab nahin bachega tu![]()
Ankit again hitted Randir...he tried hitting him 25th times par Randhir phir zinda hogaya.
Sanyu: Randhir jaldi maro kitna footage Khayega.😡 Tum maro ge tabhi to mein apne love k magic se tumhe short cut method use kar zinda karungi. Aisa karungi to shayd forumwasi mere tricks ko seriously lena start kar denge🤔. Jab se show start hua hai they always think about you and ignores my IMPOSSIBLE innovations🥱
Randhir: Okay as you say 😃😳
Sanyu: Acha yeh to bato where is DT car blue printing so that I can help you?😃
Randhir: tum mujhe blue print se zinda karogi?😲
Sanyu: Haan we are mechanical engineers so humein life k har cheez mein mechincal trick use karna chhaiye Vardhan Sir b yahi bolte the...where is mechanical engineering in this that etc. 😳
Randhir: why should I tell you blue print kahan hai🥱...Kamchor footage chahiye but short cut method se go and find you self😵...Okay bye everyone🤗 Sasur ji ab milte hain DEAD BREAK' k baad 😎 and Sanyu Bringing me back to life'...don't forget me in your haq fights. 🤡
Sanyu: forget tabhi karungi when you will die. Dheet ho koi ego press karga and you will stand up again.😳
Finally Randhir died but Sanyu's short cut method brought him back to life...moral of this story is Sanyu ko harana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...Randhir ko samjhna impossible hai and Ankit se kuch sensibility expect karna bewakoofy hai and expecting one good work from me is your biggest mistake. TATA!!!
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