ArHi Bi-Series: Koffee, K and Him

This is a bi-series (kinda Two Shot) by ..Aimmy... and Me. This is yet again for cheesemad (basanti/ cheenu) from both of us. Post birthday celebrations tho banta hain. We both have joined hands for this one which will have a pinch of our craziness. In fact, life main Pagalpanti bhi zaroorat hain...hain na? *justifying our series* For now, this will remain as a bi-series only!

Without further ado, scroll down for the first series, which is by me!

Koffee, K and Him

Banner Credits: Rishaal Thanks babe!!!! 🤗

LINE BY LINE WRITTEN UPDATE OF THE 10th EPISODE OF KOFFEE WITH K

Hi everyone. Hope you all had a wonderful week. Are you all gearing up for your weekend? Don't you all want to know who will come today?

Well this time, even I am unaware of who is going to come. So, it is a suspense for me too. But let me give you the clue I know. Today's guest will be the added spice to your eventful weekend. Any guesses? Without further ado, let us welcome this mysterious celebrity.

5..4..3..2..1 and here you go!

Oh my gosh! Are you for real? Guys it is none other than the great Arnav Singh Raizada.

Welcome to Koffee with K, Mr. Raizada. I still can't believe it. I am totally surprised.

Ah, thank you and I hope it was a pleasant surprise, nothing worse.

Oh you bet. I guess our viewers must be going gaga now. What say people, aren't you? Ah can you hear them?

Oh yeah, I can. Isn't my answering a grin, a good response for that?

Haha. Take your seat Mr. Raizada. How about a Coffee before we start?

Oh you mean K for Koffee? Sure, I would love to.

How about we start with a song? Come on we all are waiting to hear you sing.

Sure. Why not?

Har pal meriyaan yadaan
Yadaan vich ae tun
Dil di gal main dassa
Te dassa fir kinnu

Teri meri, meri teri ik jind'di
Ik jind'di what to do
Jhoomu main naachu main gaaun ke likhun
Tere liye main kya karun

Dheere dheere se meri zindagi mein aana
Dheere dheere se dil ko churana
Tumse pyaar hume hai kitna jaane jaana
Tumse mil kar tumko hai batana

Sham wahi, kaam wahi
Tere bina o sanam
Neend nahi, chain nahi
Tere bina o sanam

Teri meri, meri teri ik jind'di
Ik jind'di what to do?
Jhoomu main nachu main gaaun ke likhun
Tere liye main kya karun

Dheere dheere se meri zindagi mein aana
Dheere dheere se dil ko churana (churana..)
Tumse pyaar hume hai kitna jaane jaana
Tumse milkar tumko hai batana

Wow that was awesome. You surely have a mesmerising voice.

Thank you.

Tell me more about the new album Music and Lyrics, you are working on.

It should be out in another two weeks and for the first time, I have written the lyrics, composed the music and have sung too.

Wow we are so excited. In fact way too eager. What are your other projects?

Well I am singing in three films. One is a melody, other one a pop and the last one is a sad melody.

Ah all the best. So now do we go into the rapid fire round?

Rapid fire? Sounds dangerous. Well let's start.

So, how do you feel when girls drool over you?

Haha what should I essentially feel? Any goosebumps?

Haha no not that. Happy? Torturous?

Torturous? No way. Sometimes I feel kinda overwhelmed. But sometimes it does irritate me.

So what is the most unique proposal you have ever got?

Oh none. It is the usual "you are hot", type. Nothing new.

Oh my goodness! Girls out there, are you listening to this? So what will be your reaction if I propose you now?

How about a live demo?

Sorry?

Ha Miss K, would you mind getting up?

(Oh this is a censored part. I can't tell what happened. Refer the article below.)

Um, it was a pleasure having you here Mr. Raizada. Can you please sign on this Coffee cup as a memory.

Refer Article : Koffee with K for KISSS?

-By Sadh

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If people had not seen an enraged Cow, then they could see it now. Khushi paced around the room like a mad tigeress. "How can he even do that to me? He can't and he shouldn't have done that. I would definitely speak to the writers now."

"How could this happen Ravi (the creative head)? You knew it didn't you?"

"Um woh yaar, I have to go meet someone. I will speak to you later. Haan Jai you called me na? Yeah I am coming."

She definitely knew Ravi knew it. Now all that was left, was to attack the real bull, Arnav.

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Koffee with K for KISSS?

The very hot throb singer and music director, Arnav Singh Raizada, broke many weak hearts with his recent stint in the reality show Koffee with K. He kissed the popular anchor Khushi, who is known in the B-Town as K. Yes, you read it right! Few sources say that it was totally unplanned and uncalled for. While some feel it was done to raise the TRPs. We are still gathering all information. This is the first time a liplock has occurred in a reality show.

Keep reading this space for more!

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If Khushi was shocked then, now she was enraged. She threw the mobile, not caring where it landed. How could they write such an article? TRP? What the hell?

She Tried to calm herself, but in vain. If only she could kill that Raizada for doing such a job. If only! To increase the TRPs, my foot! She cursed him and how! She never knew he would take his revenge out in her show, her baby.

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"I will kill you, Arnav", she shouted.

"Oh my! Then you will go to jail?", he asked her back.

"Go to hell. Just don't show me your face."

This is how the 20 year old Khushi and Arnav always fought. They happen to be classmates in their school. From then on, there was no looking back. If Arnav and Khushi were there, then a clash was ensured. They have never got on. Even fate wonders why.

A snippet of Khushi's 21st year birthday :

"Happy birthday monkey."

"Dont you dare call me that you useless."

"Useless? Ha let's see. One day I will be beyond your reach."

"Where will you be? In hell? Oh I don't mind."

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And as promised, Arnav Singh Raizada had become the most renowned singer and music director. He had fans for his voice and looks, yet he had not found his "girl". People wonder why.

Yet, these two still fought and that interview was their first ever proper conversation. Only Khushi knew how she had suppressed her irresistible urge to snap at him, when he had landed in her show to personally mess it up.

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"Hello monkey girl."

"Arnav I am going to kill you, you jerk."

Arnav laughed at her which enraged her to no ends.

"Arnav if you have come here only to irritate me, I warn you, get lost before I kill you."

"Okay okay..truce?"

"Truce? My foot! Why the hell did you do that?"

"I did what?"

"You don't know what you did?"

"Can you please enlighten me? I would love to know. I have done many great and profound things, which one are you talking about?"

"Don't act Arnav? Why did you um kiss me?"

"Oh that?"

"Yeah that."

"Be practical Khushi. I showed you how I would react if YOU propose me. It is you who asked me, not me."

"You had already planned that and that question was deliberately included and you mean to say you would kiss me if I propose you?"

"You want a replay?"

"What the?! That was my first kiss, dammit."

"Oh so that is your problem? Miss X Files please be clear on what is troubling you."

"Don't tease my X Files and stop deviating from the topic."

"So what do you want me to do?"

"Give me the required explanation."

"Why do you think I did that Khushi?"

"I am already angry, don't even try playing riddles with me."

"Well my monkey, I love you girl. Can't you get this one small fact?"

"Khushi?"

"Khushi? Tell me something. Close your mouth, will you?"

"You what?"

"Ah I love you."

"Are you in your senses?"

"No, I am not. I am drunk."

"I guessed so."

"Are you for real? God I can't believe I love you, of all girls."

"You mean you are serious?"

"Of course dammit."

"I um woh uh."

"It is okay, I know you don't love me. No need to feel bad."

"Erm no."

"No what?"

"I love you too. Um, in fact since long."

"What the?! Then why didn't you tell me and waste your time?"

"Even you didn't tell and what was the need to kiss me in public?"

"God Khushi. You won't leave that, will you?"

"But I need to know the truth."

"Shut up will you?"

With that Arnav pulled her and slammed his lips on hers. It was indeed the best way to shut her up.

Koffee did bring out sweet things and unite strange people.

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Song: Dheere Dheere Se

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Note: X Files is a show that airs on Fox.