Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I was halfway through my commentary when I pressed some idiotic crap & IE closed on me!!! 😭 In any case, I won't be home tonight to watch the episode so thanks to Nomi, I just watched his uploaded one & my commentary is early today. 😛
1) AASHISH: Well, thanks to some more dialogue hinting, looks like an Aashish is on the way, whether we like it or not. Thanks to STOOOPIDDD Pinstriped HUSAOYHSOUASOAUISOASIOAS Pops (Oh, I'll SO get to him later! 😡) & his crappy jyotish, stupid Motor Mouth is supposed to have a son as his first child. Look, as MUCH as I want JandA (My new one..it's easier..& yes, I know it means "flag". 😆) together, I DO NOT want it done by the means of a pregnancy track. I can totally live without that, thank you VERYYYYYY much! 🤢 <SIGH> I always forget to strap on my seatbelt for this roller coaster & I always forget that we still have 7 months to go..perfect amount of time to end with an Aashish, perhaps? 😕
2) BFF: Wow. Okay, so I guess the promo I saw in the middle of the night last night is true. As per tomorrow's preview, Reg Man meets Dimples again. ARGH. Now Reggie's going to be Dimples' new best friend & try to help him reach his Jassi..all the while no one will know anyone else's identity. The 3 of them will conveniently never use each other's names..thereby making for the most torturous, terrible triangle ever. (Hmmm..maybe the triangle issues are in real life on the sets as well!? 😉 Lol, okay I'll stop causing drama. 😳) But Dimps, did you really need to HUG the man??? Look, we understand that you may not be ahemming right now what with Mindless Mollie, MIA Jassi, & Slipped Disc Shilpa, but really, you don't have to go there. If you want, we'll even show you the scary Reggie photo with his head superimposed onto someone's body..that'll turn ANYONE off of him. 😕 In any case, congratulations Reggie, I hope you end up helping Dimples clear his name & Walia leaves you with a quickness because "Frankly speaking Reggie, bhaisaab, you're annoying the SH*T out of me right now!" 😡
3) DAYDREAM BELIEVER: Poor us & poor Dimps. I know that although most of us already knew that Thursday was a dream, some of you may have still had that tiny flicker of hope that Sony's creative team woke up one morning with a replenished bunch of brain cells. Sorry to break it to you guys, brain cells are the only cells in your body which do not regenerate, so as stupid as they are, they will remain..if not get dumber. 😕 All the while Dimples is in his Walia World of fun, frolic, & forgiveness, Jassi was long gone. Dude, this is what happens when you don't use your Suri attitude to tell that incompetent NON-GTD to go FASTER OR ELSE! 🤢 And Dimples, why did you ask yourself where Jassi could be when you found the door locked to Naseem Apa's house? Did you REALLLLY think that your daydream was real & that she was eagerly awaiting your arrival? Who does she look like to you...ME??? 😳 😆
4) So, Sony hates me. The most SCARY and HIDEOUS scene of today's episode, BY FAR, was one of the beginning ones where they show Reggie wearing some type of Halloween tablecloth type thing & they have Wedding Singer Lady in the background! I almost had to call my MamaSwati because I was so terrified that I didn't know where to turn! Fine guys, shock me & scare me all you want, but please! Do it one @ a time..you could give a girl a coronary! 😭 And someone over there definitely does not like me because Wedding Singer Lady was back in full swing today! She must have been practicing on how to make her "ahhhhhhahhhhhhh" even more irritating. I must say, she succeeded. I also have the sneaking suspicion that someone (Probably JP or Ket!) has been helping her rest her voice & giving her Vicks & honey because she DEFINITELY sounded louder than usual today! 🤢
5) I NEVER thought I'd say this but I think I may actually miss PERVMAN. I'd rather hear him say "unchee cheez" all day long than have to deal with this idiotic Overbearing Oberoi, Sr. Faking a disease? Fine. It's Indian TV. Been there, done that. But dude, what I really want to know is how did you manage to fake coughing up blood? Do you come prepared with a bag of tricks? Did you used to be a part of a Traveling Magician Troupe that you just have random things lying around that you can use as in when you feel it necessary to use & abuse someone's emotions? Or did you just use a cheap packet of hospital ketchup? Do tell..who knows when I may have to fake coughing up blood because my son hates me because I was right about my daughter-in-law-to-be & I need him to come home with his fake wife because if he doesn't then I won't have ANYYYONE to give my money to nor will my wife ahem-ahem with me. 😕 🤢 I HATECHU I HATECHU I HATECHU! I think I'm starting a "Bring Back The Perv" campaign.
6) By the way, in the scene where Walia's thinking about all of the stuff that Motor Mouth said to her, um, when did he say all of that? It could be mighty possible that I missed all of that but somehow I doubt it since I've got a daily commentary going. Now not only is everyone on JJKN psychic, experts @ imagining laughing psychos, & professors on miscommunication, they're also adept @ imagining entire conversations??? COOOL!!! I wanna learn! Count me in. 🤔
7) Mindless Ass looked like a rainbow Italian Ice today. I have no idea what went on in that scene because her Sno-Cone sari mixed with Puru's cotton candy shirt, Ila's ocean landscape sari, & Aryan's copy of Pinstriped Pop's outfit rendered me blind. 😎 BTW, how DID Aryan get a perfect replica of that suit & WHEN did he leave Nainital? Me thinks that he hopped over to the hospital & picked up PP's outfit when PP was in the hospital gown. As for the trip back to Mumbai, I think he got dumped in Nainital (Remember the hickeys..who knew PERVMAN was so talented?!? 😉) so he had no choice but to head back home. 😆 HEYYY..anyone want to start new promos with milkmen & the like? ARYAN RETURNED TO MUMBAI! Let's show 29837290323 promos welcoming him as well! 👏
8) Finalllllly Pinstriped Pops knows his "bahu"'s name. Yayyyy..it only took 3 days or whenever the hell you actually entered this show. I don't remember because I'm "just not that into you!" (Right legallyblonde? 😉) 😃
9) Poor poor Billster..that man's probably like THANK G-D the Oberois took his Queen Victoria @ this point. He already has a heart condition..he doesn't need any more stimuli! 😔 I lowe you Papaji! 🤗
10) Motor Mouth is SEVERELY getting on my last nerve now. Before, I almost kinda liked him. Then, I could tolerate him. NOW, I WANT TO KILL HIM. This is all his fault. 😡 Da*n straight you should be thanking Jassi in that car, buddy. If it weren't for your dysfunctional love life & family life, Walia might already be talking to Dimples one way or another because she wouldn't have had to leave with you & your dad! And man, all of a sudden you're all involved in your home life & you think everyone is so nice & wonderful??? Then why couldn't you have just STAYED there, stayed OUT of Naini, OUT of Walia's life, & in conjunction, OUT OF OURS! 😡 Sorry Karan lovers, it's not him, it's his character..I really have a hitlist going on for when I reach Mumbai! 🤢
11) And seriously, WHO is driving the Oberoi Merc? I understand that to you, your car is probably expendable since you're all Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks & all, but wow, maybe you SHOULDN'T stop in the middle of a busy road. PULLING OVER to get food is the usual M.O. for normal people. Jeez, for all we know, they would have had Walia get out of the car & be hit by a drunk rickshaw driver who would then take her to the hospital where she would suffer from amnesia & head right into Identity #4..Rickshaw Man's dearly beloved!
12) This freaking Motor Mouth lives in a da*n HOTEL! I took a short nap while he was explaining all of his household members to Jassi. I woke up & he was still going so I went to pee. I came back..& he was still going. Not like it mattered..I wouldn't have understood any of it anyway..my Reg Man translator's on vacation for the long weekend here. 😃 You should be charged rent @ this point, MM. Just for coming back to an already full house. If I was Ram Singh or Shyam Singh, I'd demand a raise for the extra mouth I have to cook for..&..it's kind of a big mouth. 😕 (Relax, again, I like Karan..just not Raaaghhhaavvvv. 👎🏼)
13) Father Rods is MIA. He's gone for treatment to Delhi. Treatment of what? I'll tell you. He's really gone to a huge SUPERmall in Delhi & is headed straight for the MAC makeup counter so he can restock his eye blush. 😳 WAY TO CREATE A MESS & DISAPPEAR, SQUIRREL HEAD!!! 🤢
14) The IOTE for the evening goes to me, Ket, Rumi, Shraddhs, buffie, Nomi, Jas, vasamv, & whoever else out there is still watching this thing. We really are dumb. We can, however, share this honor with Reggie. JUST BECAUSE I COULDN'T STAND HIM TODAY. 😵
15) The Emmy award of the evening goes to, once again, Mona. Mannn, when she was telling her vengeful story to the li'l munchkin Karishma, I could feel her desire to destroy. That's not necessarily a good thing considering poor Dimples is going to be on the receiving end, but I've said it before & I'll say it again..Mona's eyes express everything that you need to see & feel from her character. Yay for you..AGAIN. 😃 👏
16) I liked the addition of the Mumbai Tourism Industry's commercial. At least that's what it looked like right smack in the middle of the show. If I were them though, I'd remove the Walia commentary..people might never want to come there again! 😲 Don't get your hopes up though T & D, I'm still coming in November to take care of bidness. 😈
17) Here's a contest for SONY. How many new characters can you add on a show in 2 months? Right now, you're @ 14. Father Rods, PERVERTlal, Naseem Apa, Khatra Khatri, JO-ke, Juhi, Reg Man, Pinstriped Pops, G. Kaks, MamaUma, Reg's sister-in-law Vandana, Reg's niece Karishma, & the new Ram & Shyam Singhs. Am I missing anyone guys? The count begins NOW! Creative heads, you've got until the end of the month. Good luck! 👍🏼
18) Everyone, I want you to say a big "YAY!" for JassiCeha. Don't you all wish you could come into some random dude's house who've you've known for 2 months, randomly hug his mommie, move into their home, be a random wife & "bahu", tell the scariest story known to man to a random child, YET..know everything about their lives??? Now THAT'S some JJKN ability! 👏
19) NOBS (CC) Note: Get the munchkin Karishma a hairdresser. That style of multicolored rubber bands & like, 897 ponytails is not cute..ON ANYONE. 👎🏼
20) What was G. Kaks' random thought about when PP was explaining his dastardly deed? Actually, was that even him to begin with? I hate when this show uses some random person's voice as a voiceover so that you can't tell which character is thinking what!? Anyway, if it was indeed G. Kaks, then why did he think to himself, "I better make sure that Raghav & bahu don't find out about all of this because I don't have much time left." I dunno..I'm confuseddd. ❓❓❓
21) NOBS (CC) Note: WAY to overdose on the colors in your home, Oberois! You took ROY G. BIV (Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet) to an ENTIRELYYYY new level..& NOT an attractive one @ that. I guess your only explanation was provided by Vandana who said you bought things from all over & put them all in the home. Yeah. We can tell. Flea Markets of the World UNITE! 😳
22) There was NOT enough D.A.T. today, that's for sure, but that's okay. Look, if you want to minimize D.A.T. sometimes, that's fine. I can be generous too. HOWEVER, when you DO show him, can you PLEASE not show him molesting a Gulmohur sign while laughing like a psychopathic maniac & showing his gummie smile!? That's REALLY not a nice thing to do! 😡 😭
23) NOBS (CC) URGENT EMERGENT RED ALERT!!!: I am voluntarily giving out Oprah's annual prize for the Ugliest Room in America contest. Yes, I know it's not IN America so I'm making it the Ugliest Room in the World. This honorable accolade goes to whatever the hell room Motor Mouth & Jassi are sleeping in. COME ON, MAN!? Do you want your new "wife" to feel like she's having 'shroom hallucinations on a daily basis!? A hot pink bedspread with a purple net around the top? A brown & white checkerboard blanket & pillow to match it? Bright blue seats & couches? A furry zebra rug!? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? I thought I was on a drug trip & I don't even DO DRUGS!!! 😲 🤢 😕 👎🏼 😳 😵 Calling all interior designers of the world in sheer & utter desperation for Jassi's eyesight's well-being..HELP THEM NOWWW!!!
24) Duuude, Karishma honey, you would have been better off sleeping with mommie tonight. Asking Walia for a bedtime story was a baddd move! That thing was scary as hell! How could you relay such a story to a small child!? How could you relay that story to a 23 year old girl (oops, sorry, that would be me)!? That was SO not a lullaby..especially with the expression of revenge on Jassi's face. I'D run away screaming in terror to Vandana, so I can only imagine poor Kiddie Karishma! 😭 Someone should report you to a Child Welfare agency! 😕
25) Speaking of the horror story, yes Piano Man, get a clue. SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HER LIFE. Now *POOF*! That's your cue to VANISH! 😡
26) As for this storyline & its future..what can I say? Don't allow Shilpa to come pick Apoorva up from work & talk to Rekkha Modi or whoever is writing these days because you know what guys? WELCOME TO KKUSUM. 🤢
And FINALLY..I think I have found the competition to "Achanak: 37 Saal Baad". It's US. The Achanak ad goes, "Ek aadmi pagal ho jaata hai..to use pagal khane bhej dete hai. Yadi saara shere pagal ho jaye toh!?" Congratulations T & D, we've got a new show for you. The ad? "Ek ladki pagal ho jaati hai..to use Nainital bhej dete hai. Yadi saari DUNIYA pagal ho jaye..TOH?????????" "India-Forums: 2 Mahiney Baad" SIRF www.india-forums.com par. (PLEASE EXCUSE ALL OF THE HINDI SPELLINGS.) 😳
You'll have high TRP's, I promise..because my whole family will watch the show just to see my progress. 😉 😆
See ya tomorrow guys! 🤗
Sanity-free Sid
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