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Hi guys...
please no chappals...this is one of my most vague stories that I died laughing while writing!
hope u laugh too!
here's it...
KaYa OS:
"Kabir have this...huh!"
Kabir chuckled at his possessive girlfriend...
A: huh! jab dekho tab...ise na koi ek restaurant khareed ke dedo...jab dekho tab kabir dinner pe chale...kabir monkey dance kare...kabir bhangda kare...blsh blah blah!
Kabir couldn't take it more and burst out laughing. ...
K: seriously ananya? malvika...
A: malvika. ..my foot!
Oopsy! madam ji ka dimaag garam hai! thought kabir...
A: kal subah Trisha shaafi hai so aaj hum sab sab Trisha ke yaha jarahe hai na ...iss malvika ko aisi jannat dikhlaungi ki bas!😉
K: 😲 matlab? kya karogi tum?
A: wait and watch sharma ji!
That night...
T: oh thank god tu aagayi! varna mujhe lagatha kal phero ke baad hi aayegi Annie!
S: maate vaise mere pitaji kaha hai...vo kya haina iss shaadi mein meri setting ho hi jaayegi baby ji keke saath toh meri honewaali biwi ko shagun kon dega?
A: shagun ka toh pata nahi par tujhe zarur kuch milega?
S: ( greedily) kya???
A: ek zordaar thappad!
Sunny frowned...
S: main apne pitaji se shikayat karunga...ki ye maata gandi hai!
A: ha ja kar!
Sunny runs to kabir and clings to him...that too when he was talking to Khalid...
S: pitaji pitaji! mere liye dusri maata lao...mujhe ye nahi chahiye...ye aapki bahu ko shagun dene se mana kar rahi hai?
K: kya? neri bahu? par KKN ki saas toh Khalid hai?
S: nahi par ananya meri maata hai toh aap pitaji hue aur baby ji meri vo...
K: achcha vooo!!!
kh: arrey kon vo...
K& S: vo!
Kh : arrey vo kon?
K& S: arrey vo...
Kh: iss vo ka kuch naam hai...
S: baby!
Kh: ohooo! chalo ab choti bahu bhi mil jaayegi...so kal hi main family chart banwa leta hu...bada beta kabir aur badi bahu ananya. ...manjhla ( middle) beta Ronnie aur manjhli bahu Richa...chota beta Sunny aur Choti bahu Baby aur eklauti Beti malvika aur eklaute daanaad manav!
Ananya and baby could be seen in a corner. ...whispering...and winking...
3:00 am:
Malvika woke up with a start and found a white figure ahead of her...she had dishevelled hair...a flowing white saree...
Malvika Prasad!
The voice thundered...
M: who the hell are u? let me sleep!
A: tumne bohot galat kiya hai kabir ko phasake! ab tum nahi bachogi...kabir mera hai...get it!
M: whatever! par tum ho kon?
A: main pishachini ( goblin)hu!
M: pisha..what ?
A: pisha. ...chi...ni...! aur main kabir ko apni dunia mein le jaaungi!
M: what nonsense! I'm KL's daughter. ...u dont know me?
A: who the hell is KL? I dont care who u are...
Saying this she ran out while baby bolted the door...
A: thank u yaar! badi madat kardi!
B: oh mention not ji! meri farz tha! aapnu kabir sir se milaana!
Just then she heard a thud as if someone had. fallen down...it was kabir...he had seen it all anf was laughing madly rolling on the floor...
Ananya was shocked beyond limits...
A: aap?
K: so miss pishachini! right?
Ananya was embarrassed. ...😳...
k: my god Ananya. ...you sre a single peice!
A: that I am!😎
The end!😳
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