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990853

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Posted: 11 years ago

Maa: Beti yeh gift tumharey fiancee ne diya... yaad hai na next month shaadi karney wali ho.

KT: Maa, now its too late, mein world tour pe jaa rahi hoon.

Maa: kiske saath ?

KT: haan maa, KISS ke saath 😆

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KT: jaanu, mujhe Paris ghumna hai

UP: no problem, paisay ki kami nahi hai

KT: jaanu, mujhe New York ghumna hai

UP: no problem, paisay ki kami nahi hai

KT: jaanu, mujhe London ghumna hai

BB: abey jhootey, London jaaney ke paisey hotey toh tu yaha free mein khana nahi khata 😆

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purpleymatter

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Posted: 11 years ago

More like Upen is doing BB a favor cos they need him to boost their TRPs, he has better things to do. Upen's movie just crossed 100 crores already. 😎

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pp29

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Posted: 11 years ago

hahahahahahaha..

one more

Tanna : Chalo, mujhe world tour pe jaana hai.
UPen : Haan baby, kiss me.
Tanna : *smoooch* chalo let's book tickets. Bank balance toh hai na?
UPen : Yes of course hai na. chalo tum credit card nikalo, main book karta hoon."
Tanna : WT*

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990853

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: pp29
hahahahahahaha..

one more

Tanna : Chalo, mujhe world tour pe jaana hai.
UPen : Haan baby, kiss me.
Tanna : *smoooch* chalo let's book tickets. Bank balance toh hai na?
UPen : Yes of course hai na. chalo tum credit card nikalo, main book karta hoon."
Tanna : WT*

🤣

I will come up with more later... lunch time over 😆

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990853

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Posted: 11 years ago

UP and Pritam Pyare talking:

UP: Hey, I got married !

PP: Oh, that's good !

UP: No, that's bad. KT's ugly !

PP: oh, that's bad !

UP: No, that's good. KT's rich !

PP: Oh, that's good !

UP: No, that's bad.KT won't give me a cent.

PP: Oh, that's bad.

UP: No, that's good. She bought me a big house.

PP: Oh, that's good.

UP: No, that's bad. The house burn down.

PP: Oh, that's bad.

UP: No, that's good. She was in it.

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rupa_6

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Posted: 11 years ago

🤣

9tanki , freaking hilarious😆😆😆

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990853

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: rupa_6
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9tanki , freaking hilarious😆😆😆

Sukriya 😳

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990853

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Posted: 11 years ago

Rushab Chowksi talking to Pritam Pyare about Karishma Tanna

RC: Yaar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki

PP: Kaun thi woh,

RC: Pechle do saal se KT meri GF thi

PP: Tumne Usay Bataya Ki Tumhara Chacha crorepati Hai
RC: Bataya Tha
PP: Phir
RC: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

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TheMogambo

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: purpleymatter
More like Upen is doing BB a favor cos they need him to boost their TRPs, he has better things to do. Upen's movie just crossed 100 crores already. 😎

Upens movie...? did u watch the movie ? the hero is VIKRAM😳😳 and that is the reason for the boxoffice hit...

Upen just comes around with his same constipated face as in BB...