Job application for a permanent position at BiggBoss house

Originally posted by: TheBoss

Upen Patel

Homeless

UpenBhaiPatel@Naukri.com

Phone: Not available

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Objective: To secure a position, any position for spot boy, watch man, dhobi at BiggBoss house.

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Profile: A hopeless romantic. Extremely untrusworthy, problems taking direction with an ability to jump to conclusions. Laid back, lethargic and a zeal for tardiness. Seeking a position where I don't have to work hard and get to live for free. Remarkable qualities to turn everything to dust when touched.

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Qualifications: Masters in Douchebaggery (University of Jackass).

Technical qualification: Degree in Kinesology (majors in touchy-feely)

Language spoken: Superior skills in Hindi and thug life English

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Previous experience: Backup dancer in some 2006 movie?

Present contestant in BiggBoss 8

Some previous affair with Deepika Padukone

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Interested parties please contact. I sweah on my mutha I wont eff it up.

Originally posted by: Yashikha_Diyana

mere baccho, itna funny posts mast kiya karo... awaz agle room tak ja sakta hai!!!!!
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