A Letter from JW to Bani...With Love :))

Totally fed up with the manipulations and deviousness of the people in his life, JW finally sells off some personal shares of his (on which Bani could not lay her hands) and leaves for the United States of America, to start on a new life, as a Petrol Pump Attendant!

Along with him, comes Pia (The Mental Asylum refused to keep her any more) and AD (Bani kicks him out of her life cause he talks way too much). But un(fortuantely), Pia contacts some kind of unknown disease and expires after a few months. JW out of sympathy for his wife's sister makes arrangement to send her body back to India for the final rites and sends a letter to Bani alongside.

My dear Bani,

Am sending Pia's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our local dump-yard, behind Walia Mansion (Yes, the one which stinks like hell!)

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Pia's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobleron chocolates and 8 packets of Badam.

Please divide these among all the children (Yours, Mine and Ours! And oh, others also!😆)

On Pia's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for
Aditya. (Well, she did have a rather large pair of feet!😆)

There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Rano's son and ours.

Hope the sizes are correct.

Pia is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Aditya.
Just distribute the rest among Ranveer, Nachiket and Tony (Hang one on Saahil's photograph, just for old times sake!😆)

The 2 new Jeans that Pia is wearing are for Karuna and Jigyasa.

The Swiss watch that Massi wanted is on Pia's left wrist.

Bani darling, Pia is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for.

Please take them off her.😆

The 6 white cotton socks that Pia is wearing must be divided among Atharva, Krishna, Varun and Nihita.

Please distribute all these fairly.

Love,

Mr. Walia

PS: and if anything more required let me know soon as AD is also not feeling too well now a days...😉😆

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Cheers,

MT

PS: I hope no one takes offence to this joke...It was only meant in good humor, no disrespect to the dead in anyway...even if its Pia!😉😆

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it's hillarious mistletoe 🤣🤣🤣

awesome, mindblowing actually i am out of words😃, i could not stop laughing🤣😆

how heavy that coffin would have been😆 perfect place to burry her in the dump yard😃 marne ke baad hee kaam aye pia😆

i just loved it😃

LMAO!! oh god!! MT that was hialrious!! 🤣 HAHAH!! smuggling stuff in to india!! 😆 😆

thanks for the laugh

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I really missed these post's too good!!!!!!!!

OMG!! MT....that's hilarious 🤣 🤣 🤣 but good to see your'e back 😃 😃

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lmao

omg i luved it🤣

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dammy😆

MT how the hell do you manage to come up with such howlers. Can just imagine our coscientious Bani carefully stripping off hubby's gifts off Peeeaaah and distributing them amongst the Walia brigade. Too Good!!
Somali

OH that was good 👏 wellcome back a was missing you 😭 please dodnt go any where now 😳

😆 That was hilarious MT - if only it were true - no Pia no AD - ah!! what a dream.

Welcome back, and boy did you crack me up!