Hello everyone, my name is Sanchari and this is my 1st try at an OS. I really wanted to write something on Sandhir but ended up writing this. 'Like' it if you like it! Ok, so here it goes.
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Parth again looked at his roommate and wondered what was wrong. From the past one hour he has been observing Randhir , who was busy in biting his nails and slapping his forehead once every two minutes. And yes, surprisingly he was ignoring Sanyukta's calls. Well obviously, it must have been Sanyukta, who else will call Randhir so many times. But by the looks of it, they did not have a fight this time otherwise he would have let out his frustration on his punching bag instead of his nails!
Parth's phone started ringing breaking his chain of thoughts. It flashed Sanyukta calling'. He immediately glanced at Randhir who understood and signalled him to say that he is sleeping.
"Ha, Sanyukta bolo"
"..."
"wo actually so raha hai..ruko main uthata hoon use"
"..."
"oh ok..ha ha..main use bata dunga ki tumhe call kare"
"..."
" ok bye."
"Ab batayega ki baat kya hai??" Parth now turned to Randhir.
Randhir opened his inbox and showed him a message.
From: Sanyukta
Message:
"ek good news hai! Maa ne call kiya tha..she said that she has managed to convince papa somehow and he agreed to give u a chance. I still can't believe it..he may actually ACCEPT us. Yippee!!! Luv u."
Now Parth was even more surprised. He murmured to himself "lagta hai yeh khushi k mare pagal hogaya hai" and then said in a concerned voice " ye to khushi ki baat hai na?? to tu aise kyun baitha hai..aakhir problem kya hai??"
Randhir replied after a long pause "problem ye hai ki... uske papa se baat karne k baad maine uska message dekha.."
Parth cocked his eyebrows and exclaimed "so??"
Randhir sighed and continued...
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FLASHBACK:
It was 7 a.m. and Randhir was in deep sleep as he had slept late last night thanks to his new found habit of late night chatting with his new found girlfriend. He was irritated when his phone started ringing and his irritation increased when the screen flashed unknown number'. He picked up and almost shouted:
"kaun hai be?? Itni subah subah kyun pareshan kar raha hai??"
"umm..main Mr. Kishore Aggarwal bol raha hoon..kitne badmateez..."
"kya mazak laga rakha hai?? Kaun hai tu? dekh mazak mat kar"
"arey main sanyukta ka dad.."
"ha us buddhe aggarwal ko pagal kutte ne nahi kata hai jo wo mujhe call karega"
"dekho tum..."
"dekh mazak mat kar..kaun hai tu? Kahi tu yoyo to nahi??"
"yoyo kaun? Dekho mai.."
"ha pakka tu yoyo hi hai..aur kisiki itni himmat nahi hogi ki mere saathe aise mazaak kare"
"dekho main sach me..."
"saale..mujhe pareshan mat kar"
"arey main sach me main sanyukta ka baap bol raha hoon"
"achha..to main tera baap bol raha hoon"
"dekho tum apni limits..."
"arey yaar..plz kyun subah subah us buddhe ka nam le raha hai..aj to pura din hi kharab jayega mera"
"dekho main sach me..ek minute buddha kisko bola?? Meri umar utni v zyada nahi hai jitna dekhke lagta hai"
"dekh mera dimaag mat kha..aur wo buddha..usko dekhke jitna lagta hai uski umar usse double hai..pakka"
"dekho main sach me.."
"achha to tu wo buddha aggarwal bol raha hai??"
"ha ha..nahi nahi.. main Mr. Aggarwal bol ..."
"acha to prove it"
"kkkyaaa??!!"
"ha prove kar ki tu sanyukta ka baap hai.."
"kkyyaa matlab?"
"arey kuch aisa bol jo sirf us buddhe ko pata hai"
"use hum sab pyaar se sanyu bulate hai"
"ye to sabko pata hai..main to use pyaar se aur v bohot kuch bulata hoon...jaise ki...wo chhor..tu aur kuch bata"
"sanyu ki naani ka ghar jaipur me hai"
"arey..mujhe kya pata uski naani ka ghar kahan hai? Kuch aur bata jo mujhe v pata hai"
"sanyu ke bhai ka naam ankit hai"
"ye to sabko pata hai"
"..."
"mujhe kya pata..kuch aur bata"
"..."
"ye to sabko pata hai"
And this continued. Mr. Aggarwal in an attempt to prove himself as Mr. Aggarwal, revealed many of his personal, family and even some of his business secrets, but still failed to prove himself as Mr. Aggarwal and earned another earful from Randhir. Finally, after ending the call Randhir saw 1 New Message' and fell from his bed after reading it.
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Parth laughed continuously until his stomach ached badly and then returned to his original saint avatar " Dekh jo hogaya so hogaya use badal to nahi sakte..ab tu unhe phone karke maafi maang le.."
"Abbe..tu pagal hai kya? Unka naam Kishore Aggarwal hai, Parth Kashyap nahi jo main maafi maangunga aur wo mujhe maaf kar denge..aur maine itna kuch bol diya.." retorted Randhir.
"OMG!! The great Randhir Singh Shekhawat darr raha hai..wo v apne hone wale sasur se" Parth replied trying to control his chuckles.
"main apne hone wale sasur se nahi..meri hone wali biwi e darr raha hoon..agar use pata chal gaya na to wo meri band baja degi" Randhir replied with a crying face "please help kar yaar".
Parth thought for sometime and said " dekh Sanyukta se baat karke mujhe aisa nahi laga ki use ye sab pata hai..isse pehle ki use pata chale kuch karna padhega" and gave a naughty grin.
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"Hello uncle ji, main Randhir bol raha hoon"
"uncle kaun? Main to yoyo hoon"
"kya Aggarwal uncle aap v kitne mazaak karte ho..heheheee.."
"kya beta tum mujhe uncle kyun bol rahe ho? U can call me buddhe aggarwal..heheheee.."
"nahi..uncle main aapko yeh sab..chhi chhi..kavi nahi uncle..wo to bas.."
"ha ha..tum mujhe ye sab kaise bol sakte ho.."
"uncle wo maine aapse maafi maangne k liye phone kiya hai..actually wo kya hai na main tab so raha tha aur wo mera roommate haina Parth..bohot bada kameena hai..aapko itna kuch ulta seedha bol diya..bohot badmateez hai wo. Main uski taraf se maafi maang raha hoon"
"beta ek baat batao.."
"haan ji uncle ji puchhiye na."
"tumhe kaise pata ki Parth ne mere saath kuch ulti seedhi baaten ki hai??"
"wo main bohot smart hoon na.. mere phone me saare call record ho jata hai..maine abhi aap dono ka conversation suna.."
"kkyaa??? Wo call record hogaya??"
"haan..aap bilkul fiqar mat kijiye..ab to mere paas proof v hai. Main ye recording leke college authorities k paas jaunga..zaroorat padhe to police k pass v jaunga.."
"umm..nahi nahi rehne do..iski koi zaroorat nahi hai.."
"zaroorat hai..main aapki insult chupchap thodi na bardasht karunga.."
"nahi nahi..maine use maaf kar diya.."
"aapne maaf kardiya lekin sanyukta ko pata chal gaya to wo kabhi maaf nahi karegi..wo zaroor.."
"nahi nahi main sanyu ko kuch nahi bataunga..tum v mat batana.."
"lekin.."
"plz beta..koi zaroorat nahi hai ye sab karne ki"
"agar aap itna insist kar rahe to thik hai.."
"aur wo recording v delete kar dena.."
"ok uncle..to aapne kya socha??"
"sochne k haal me hi kaha chhoda hai tumne..ummm..mera matlab hai ki kis baare me??"
"wo mere aur sanyukta k baare me??"
"ha ha..main sochunga"
"sochne me zyada time to nahi lagega uncle ji??"
"nahi nahi..jaldi sochunga..thik hai thik hai..abhi phone rakho"
"ok uncle ji byeee"
"ha ha..bbbye"
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Randhir ended the call and almost jumped on Parth who somehow managed to say "Oye main sanyu nahi hoon..usse baat karle ab nahi to room me ghus jayegi". Within a blink Randhir was gone and Parth started laughing again.
P.S.: Something of this sort actually happened with me..i have just modified it a bit. All types of comments are welcome. Thank You!
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