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Soul_Stirrer

@Soul_Stirrer

Voyager

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

Tweety's Tittle-Tattle:

Hey guys have anyone of you read "The Guy Next Door" By Meg Cabot? Got this amazing idea from there. The whole book is written in an E-mail format. How intelligently Cabot has woven the whole story.👏

So its my first crackfic and I am damn scared as I have no idea how it has turned out😆. Can't judge myself, you see😛. So please tell me how funny and how not funny this is😳. Will write more if it turns out bearable👍🏼

PS. Read in between the lines😎

BUDDY ME FOR PM UPDATES

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Edited by Scribble_Tweety - 11 years ago

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Soul_Stirrer

@Soul_Stirrer

Voyager

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

From: Raman Kumar Bhalla

To: Ishita Bhalla

Subject: MY FILES

May I know why ALL my files are encased in a flimsy GREEN folder? Do you know that I ALMOST got a HEART ATTACK when I didn't find my guava project file(which was encased in a blue folder by the way)?

Raman Kumar Bhalla

CEO, PSR

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From: Ishita Bhalla

To: Raman Kumar Bhalla

Subject: YOUR FILES

You may know that ALL your files are encased in GREEN because I LIKE IT. Here I am going through the WORST PAIN that I have to bear with MONTHLY and YOU fricking care only about YOUR FILES.

Check your underwear, its green too ;-)

Dr. Ishita Bhalla

Batra Clinic

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From: Raman Kumar Bhalla

To: Ishita Bhalla

Subject: PM is PMSing

Sorry Dear, just saw the date. My monthly death date and guava is green so it should be f**king enclosed in a green file, isn't it?

How is your pain? Hope it's not that bad and did I tell you that I might get late tonight? Have lots of work.

PS. Is that the reason you wearing green bra?

Raman Kumar Bhalla

CEO, PSR

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From: Ishita Bhalla

To: Raman Kumar Bhalla

Subject:What is PM?

You MEAN GREEDY SELFISH jerk!! Just because you KNOW that you ain't getting laid tonight so you conjure some mysterious work in office?

PS. My green bra will soon be tied to the bedpost with a pair of wrists and that someone will soon be writhing in AGONY.

Dr. SADISTIC Ishita Bhalla

Batra Clinic

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From: Raman Kumar Bhalla

To: Ishita Bhalla

Subject: PM is PAGAL MADRASAN

I really have work. Absence of a personal secretary in my life has made me a CEO as well as my own secretary.

PS.If green bra will be tied around my hands then what would be tied around those two.

PPS. You do know that what are the consequences of not getting laid for five days and calling your husband mean, greedy and selfish, right dear?

Already writhing in AGONY and ANTICIPATION Raman Kumar Bhalla

CEO and CEO's Secretary, PSR

~~~~After two hours~~~~

From: Ishita Bhalla

To: Romi Bhalla

Subject: Work

I called Raman 25.5 times and Mihir 3 times but they aren't picking their phones. Mind being by Jagga Jasoos partner?

Dr. Ishita Bhalla

Batra Clinic

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From: Romi Bhalla

To: Ishita Bhalla

Subject: BUSTY BUSY

Bhabhi, bhai and Mihir are interVIEWing some potential long-legs for bhai's secretary.

Would you please tell him to include me the next time?

And how can someone call 25.5 times?

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From: Ishita Bhalla

To: Romi Bhalla

Subject: DEAD

Romi, thanks for the valuable information.

I called your nincomPOOP of a brother (who i am going to BOIL in sambhar along with drumsticks) 26 times but cut the call midway 26th time hence 25.5 times.

Dr. Ishita Bhalla

Batra Clinic

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From: Romi Bhalla

To: Ishita Bhalla

Subject: Personal Question

Bhabhi I am sorry to say this but are you suffering from..umm...your monthly problem? No offence. Just asking.

OMG!! Is that YOU who flew by past me in some shades-of-green bedsheet? Again just asking.

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From: Mihir Arora

To: Mihika

Subject: Bhabhi

You wouldn't believe what happened today Miku!! You know that Mehta whose guavas we rejected? Today he sent his most ripe guava, I mean employee to seal the deal with bhai. We were in midst of interviewing secretaries for Bhai, actually I was the one doing it as Bhai was busy googling "How to give a warm oil massage?". Wonder what happened to Bhabhi that he wanted to give her a massage.(And do you know that he was planning to take her to a romantic dinner tonight?) Well so we were doing our work when a pair of big boobs walked in and after them a woman.

What happened after that is so traumatic that I wish I was not there. She was trying to seduce bhai, CAN YOU IMAGINE? I was so scared even to look. My brother was getting molested and I could DO NOTHING. And you know what, bhai's new iphone 6 has a mind of its own. He reached it to call his savior but the stupid thing was hanged and in all of this my bhai was being hovered down by that bitch.

And then like a knighty(I think that's female of knight) in shining armour Ishita bhabhi dragged her off bhai and I tell you, that was so heroic. For a moment I thought that Ishita bhabhi would interpret things in the wrong way BUT she actually took him in her embrace and is now soothing him with kisses. I think her mind is working weird today. I have closed their door, its better to leave them alone for a while.

PS. You know bhabhi's going to boil that sl*t in sambhar along with drumsticks. Poor bhai, he is still hiding behind bhabhi.

Love you,

Your Bhuddhu

oOo

Thats all for now. Dont tell me if its good but DO TELL ME IF ITS BAD😆

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Sunita

@avni_19

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

hahahhha!! tweettyy, this is super cutee! funny too.. i was laughing all the way from beginning! its too goodd! esp Mihir's email was the funniest!

Raman and ishu talking soo naughtily!! LOL :P

loved it in total!

continueee soonn dear! PM me kijiye! :D

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Anju.s

@Anju.s

Dazzler

Posted: 11 years ago

Tweety it was hilarious

🤣🤣

Edited by yhmmylife - 11 years ago

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exploringmyself

@exploringmyself

Voyager

Posted: 11 years ago

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Soul_Stirrer

@Soul_Stirrer

Voyager

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: avni_19
hahahhha!! tweettyy, this is super cutee! funny too.. i was laughing all the way from beginning! its too goodd! esp Mihir's email was the funniest!
Raman and ishu talking soo naughtily!! LOL :P

loved it in total!

continueee soonn dear! PM me kijiye! :D

Thanks Avni, i have never tried a hand at total humour. Was thinking whether to post this or not. Actually I am going through the pain that Ishita is going through that's why doing such things😆

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Dina

@-DeeNaa-

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

HAAHAHAHAHAHHA Omg! This is so effin hilariousss🤣🤣🤣

You have written is down SO well! You are too good!

But the best line was "PM is PMSing" 🤣😆

Pleaseee make sure you continue this! You are really good at humor too! This does not deserve to remain as an OS only

Edited by Malika-E-Zain - 11 years ago

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twerping

@twerping

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 11 years ago

HAHAHA!!! LOVED IT!!! Too funny!! This should become a series! Like Ishita's monthly woes!! 🤣

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Priya_KABHI

@PriyaKABHI

Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

Thanks for PM.

It was so Cute and So funny OS.🤣

I just Can't stop laughing...🤣

Mails were so Cute and It was very different.😊.

PriyaCherry.

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Dakshayini

@dhaakshu

Voyager

Posted: 11 years ago

#10

Awesome one Tweety!

There wasn't a moment where I wasn't laughing.😆

I could have never imagined what was PM, I kept thinking of IF's PMs.

The last part in Raman's office! I've imagined that so many times.

IshRa's talks! So since Ishu likes green, everything's green?! 😆

Check your underwear, its green too ;-) 🤣

That WAS the funniest line for me, and cute too.

I called Raman 25.5 times and Mihir 3 times but they aren't picking their phones. Mind being by Jagga Jasoos partner?

That sounded just like Ishita.

BTW, I didn't exactly understand what Romi meant when asking about her problem.

And Raman was googling again!

My brother was getting molested and I could DO NOTHING. 🤣

BUT she actually took him in her embrace and is now soothing him with kisses.

So sweet. 😳

PS. You know bhabhi's going to boil that sl*t in sambhar along with drumsticks. Poor bhai, he is still hiding behind bhabhi. 😉👏

I can't wait to see that! Please add a part with this scene.

And a traumatised Raman[This is in a different way]!

Am I mean to laugh at that? 😉😆

I always imagined this scene, and I actually wish it happens.

I'm quite relieved, as I haven't posted this much on IF since a long time.

Thanks for the PM.🤗 Please write another part. 👍🏼

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