*not proof read. I'm sorry for any mistakes
CHAPTER 1
Khushi descended the stairs of her house wearing a gray skirt with a full sleeved white shirt rolled up till the elbows, ready for school.
"BUAJI! I'm READY! Is my breakfast ready?" Khushi shouted on the top of her voice.
"OH MY GOD! WHO IS SHE??? I GET DRUNK ON JEALOUSSSLY!!!BUT YOU'LL COME BACK EACH TIME YOU LEAVE... 'CAUSE DARLING I'M A NIGHTMARE DRESSED LIKE A DAYDREAM" :P
"AYE TITALIYA! STOP SINGING ALL THIS RUBBISH!!! Haye Re Nand Kishore!! What has happened to the generation nowadays, hamesaaah... kudte phirte hai idhar se udar...gaane sunte sunte... iss BANDARIYA KI TARAH!!?"
Buaji softly smacked Khushi head emphasising her point.
[..The generation nowadays jumps from one pond to another while listening to songs, just like this FEMALE MONKEY] {could have written a name for female monkey but female monkey doesn't even have a name for itself. Don't believe me? Then you don't believe in Google...}
(WHAT RUBBISH AM I SAYING? SORRY, Devi Maiya SAVE ME) 😆🤣🤣
"YO BABE!!! I'm not a little girl anymore, HUH! I'm SIXTEEN! DON'T CHA SEE IT???" Khushi raped like Eminem gone wild.
"Elo! Epey pe bhi angrejo ka BHOOT sawar hain. Eee pakad apna BREAKFAST pakkad. Don't you ever call me with THAT name again!!" fired buaji.
Khushi laughed her heart out like every day as such drama was a daily routine in the morning.
"Khushi! EAT FAST or we are going to be LATE!!" Payal yelled from the yard.
Khushi came out of the house with a salami sandwich in one hand and her belt in another. She was always like this the late riser, the SWEETEST DREAMER you will ever' find in all HUMANKIND.
(That just rhymed :P thank you!! Thank you!!)
Both the sisters climbed the bus and rode to the school. Khushi tidied her up in the bus while Payal sat on their signature seat talking to Komal.
...
"HEY DEVI MAIYAA!!! AAJ WOH KHADOOS MATH TEACHER ABSENT HOO!!! MERCY DEVI MAIYAA, MERCY!!!"
Khushi prayed to the almighty sincerely so she could be saved from showing her homework which she had forgotten to do during the weekend.
The Class Teacher entered the class and started taking the roll call,
"ABHIMANYOO!"
"AMOONAT!"
And several and several names later came our beloved Khushi Kumari Gupta's name,
"KOOSI!"
To hell with the Bengali Madame, she could never pronounce her name correctly. It was not as if she didn't know how to pronounce it, the main problem was that "THE MADAME" didn't even care to stress upon idea of pronouncing it differently.
Khushi had tried a number of times to "CORRECT" her, to literally "TEACH" her how to say her name, but all her efforts were vain and her hopes of perfect pronunciation went down the DRAIN.
On seeing Khushis' straight face Lavanya whispered, "Ignore her Khushi! We have got better things to do."
But,
SHE WAS IN PAIN.
FOR GOD'S SAKE! Her name was as simple as pronouncing a DISH of a FISH!!!
But some people just don't understand.
After sometime, the teacher started teaching the geometric math which Khushi abhorred with a vengeance. Even though she was average in math, she had got full marks in her 8th grade and from then she has been bragging about her marks to everyone around.
It made her feel having at least achieved something out of her boring life.
Khushi looked at the board, a question was written on the board. She being lost in her thoughts did not listen when the teacher asked her how to proceed with the question.
She stood with a blank space not able to answer.
Just then, Kashish whispered from behind her, "Ratios!"
Khushi catching on words, immediately fumbled " Ma'am, we need to take out the ratios."
"Ratios? Ratios of what, be specific KOOSI?" The teacher was determined not to let her win over her easily.
"Kashissshh??" Khushi whispered. The poor girl did not get any reply. She had to play this game herself now.
She needed to WIN. WIN she would.
"Ma'am, we have to take the ratios of whatever is written on the board" Khushi replied with a cheeky smile.
The following were the reactions to her antics:
1) The teacher stood wide eyed.
2) The students sat WIDE EYED and trying to control their laughter.
3) Khushi stood WIDE EYED, trying to control her laughter.
"You may sit DOWN!" The teacher was surely pissed off with her.
Just then the bell rung and the period got over.
Khushi let out a sigh. LADY THAT WAS CLOSE.
Abhishek came to her and said "You were saved today; prepare the topic well for tomorrow. She has a habit of keeping grudges."
"Ya! Obvoor else the FAT-OLD-LADY will eat me alive baked with beans with a pinch of salt, pepper and oregano!"
Both laughed out loud and starting chatting about how teachers sometimes take their position for granted and lashes out on children.
~_+_~
All the students of the class were roaming in the corridor when they saw Mrs. Sumita Sharma, the discipline incharge cum their history teacher coming their way with a DON'T-MESS-WITH-ME face that was enough to scare students and scurry off to their respective classrooms.
An unfortunate boy (lets not name him now, we will do it when he has bigger things than bunking classes) after roaming around the corridor was returning to his class when he saw "THE DEVIL" at the doorstep of his classroom.
He made a run for the grounds when he bumped into Khushi who being a prefect was too roaming around the school.
"You are also OUTSIDE! Beta hum toh gaye aaj!!" cried the boy.
"Holy Shit! How could I not know this was Cruella De Vil's period! shit...Shit...SHITZZZ!!!" Khushi covered her her face with her palms.
"We better enter the classroom before she gives us a yellow card, Hurry!!!" Khushi said nervously.
"Oye?? How can I face her, Mere toh WAAT laga degi woh!!(She will screw me)"
"Kyu?? Chill dude, make some good excuse and she will let you in!"
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING!!!! Prefect kahi ki"
"Tut..tut..tut.. Sorry dude but mere bhi lagi padi hai, I was bunking too, was not on some official work.
They made a plan to make "Cruella De Vil" (lets call her CDV) not punish them and taking Devi Maiyaa's name they moved toward the classroom.
"May I come in, Ma'am?? Came a feeble female voice.
Round 1:
Stare game:-
Cruella De Vil 1
Khushi 1
Round 1, it's a DRAW.
Round 2:
"Look who's here, Dame Khushi Kumari Gupta and Sir Lakshay Katoch. We are so so so blessed to have you here, your majesties! It was a pleasure to see you so SOON!!" CDV said sarcastically.
"May I know, what has brought your majesties here?" CDV smirked widely.
"Mu..muh...Maam, We...wereee..I mean I was...Yes! I had gone to Mrs. Shivani to get one of my doubts cleared...Yes! yes, Ma'am you can even ask her.." Lakshay tried to sound convincing while giving an excuse.
WHAT-THE-FUDGE??? HE SAID I?? INSTEAD OF WE??
SON OF A CACTUS!!!
"So, Mr. Lakshay its good to know you have started taking interest in studies, otherwise who knows you would have to send a year more with me."
She let Lakshay in, leaving Khshi to fend for herself.
"By the way, Mr. Lakshay isn't Mrs. Shivani on exam duty today??" CDV's smirk goT even wider.
"Mu,,mum,,mumm..Ma'am..She..."
"SHUT UP! And GET OUT OF MY CLASSROM! You should be feeling lucky that I'm in a good mood today otherwise there is always something yellow present in my PURSE" CDV said angrily.
Round 2:
CDV - 1
Khushi - N/A
Round 2 (extratime)
"Now, how can I let my dear child stand for so long at the door, Miss Beauty Queen, WILL YOU INDLY EXPLAIN YOURSELF??" She looked at Khushi from above her reading glass, one could see she was planning to hunt down her preys.
" Ma'am! I.. I.."
"Miss. Gupta! You are not a goat, speak properly" she shouted.
"Ma'am..I..umm...actually I..actually"
"Miss. Gupta will your train please leave the actually' platform and proceed further??"
The whole class was silently looking at the scenario. Not a word was spoken, not a foot was lift, not even a fly DARE to buzz when CDV was in the room.
"Yes! Ma'am I was... YES! Oh Yes! Yes, Ma'am I had been assigned by Mrs. Ritu to get her the names of the students who ever interested to take part in the quiz from our house. And when I was coming back from there..."
She continued,
"...And then Mrs. Kajal told me to give notebooks from her cupboard to the respective class, I wanted to refuse but, since the class comes in the way I thought to give them anyway."
Round 2-
CDV - 1
Khushi- 1
Khushi explained with pure respect in her eyes and with sincerity deep down her soul.
LIAR.
"Oh! The Miss-ever-helping-Gupta loves going social service, doesn't she? It was a matter of a few seconds, what took you so long, Miss??" CDV was hell bent on winning this round.
Khushi could only stare at her for a few second, while her mind was abuzz with the following words:
LIAR.
LIAR
PANTS ON FIRE.
( :P Imagine the way they say Liar, liar, pants on fire in I Hate Luv Storys!!! Geez! I love that movie! Ok Enough blabbering!! :P)
CDV - 2
Khushi- 1
"Actually, Ma'am..."
CDV raised an eyebrow.
Khushi gulped and said,
"Ma'am, after I gave the notebooks, the teacher in the class told me to mind the class for a while as she had to go to washroom."And after this Khushi shut her mouth.
"And then? We are here to learn History here. Let's learn your History today, then what took you so long?"
"And then, Ma'am, while I was on my way to the class, a person bruised their knee when coming down from the stairs, so I helped her up and took her to the M.I. Room..." Khushi said all in one breath.
UFF!!
...
CDV- 2
Khushi - 2
Before CDV could open her mouth again Khushi excitedly said,
"And yes Ma'am, THAT'S IT!!"
CDV called her a few more names and told her to be in her class on time and continued with the "world" history.
ROUND 2 RESULTS:
CDV- SHOCKED
Khushi- ROCKED *smirks*
PHEW...
THAT WAS CLOSE.
DEVI MAIYAA KI JAI!!!
YOU ROCK MATEY!!
YOU SERIOUSLY DO!!
LOVE YA! <3
Khushi now sitting on her seat wondered about what would have happened if she had told her that she was busy CHECKING OUT the back of a new admission guy, whose face she HAD NOT even seen yet.
HOPE, she could just hope that, THAT BOY, would be in her class.
Since her life was not fun anymore...
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Here goes chapter 1.Its not proof read, in fact i hate proof reading I don't know why? But I sincerely hope you liked the chapter and I hope it made you relish your school days, when you were running from teachers and spending nights just to complete an assignment a day before its due.
We all had fun and in this story I will also be adding some realistic and funny situations which I had to face in school.
I love all of you lovely people out their who read my works.
I would never force my readers to comment but that does not mean I don't love it when you comment.
I will update maybe tomorrow as my exams just got over.
Until then,
Stay Blessed.
Love,
Himani
Edited by _Athena_ - 11 years ago
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