Dear members and fellow members of the Positive Pia Campaign,
Before I start, I would like to make a firm apology to my fellow Positive Pia comrades for being absent for a few days. The delay was due to unforeseen circumstances in regards to my internet connection. But not to worry as everything is now in working order and our campaign is as strong as ever!
I had 78 private messages from fellow Princess Pia loyalists which I will attend to very soon.
Ok, Pia Jai Walia? Sounds great doesn't it! Every day we seem to witness a courageous and determined Pia Walia. Whenever a spanner is thrown in the works in regards to the corrupt relationship between Jai & Bani Dixit, our Princess Pia is already waiting in the wings wearing a beautiful red sari in anticipation of pouncing on her sweetheart Mr Walia! It's so lovely to see this! We have heard many times from our Princess's own choice words that 'Pia…Jai…Walia – sounds good!' It sounds fantastic our dear goddess!
Determination and goals are high values that only our Princess Pia has. Her determination and courage should be commended by everybody even Bani-Brigaders and Tony Tigers.
Everybody should be united and in full support of Princess Pia's trials and tribulations as she has suffered greatly in the past by losing her first love, having a miscarriage, being shot in the belly whilst 8 months pregnant, narrowly surviving being killed when saving both her sisters from the car bomb blast, being a slave to Pushkar and finally being the most happy slapped person out of everybody! It is nonsense to think that fellow members cannot or will not understand the hardship our Princess has gone through in the past and present. I urge you all to show some appreciation and respect to Perfection In Action, Pia.
On to Bani Dixit. Not happy. Not happy at all by her recent actions. All the burkha wearing ladies should be aware that this pest is out in the open and a danger to you all! Bani should understand that the legal guardian to her children is Princess Pia. If Bani continues to hurt Pia, then the wrath of Pia will surely destroy you in a split second! Be warned Ms Bani Dixit! By deliberately stuffing our Princess in the ghastly Walia outhouse, you have not only offended and insulted Princess Pia, but also the legions and legions of her fans. How will little Veer Walia sleep without his mummy? We request you kindly Bani, let Pia back in the Walia Mansion and please disappear quickly to the Aparajit residence at your earliest convenience with your children. You are not wanted in the Walia Mansion and the sooner you leave, the quicker Mr Walia will see sense to consummate with his legitimate love, Pia Jai Walia.
I would like to inform fellow members that the Positive Pia Campaign is in the early stages of recruiting the group known as the 'Tony Tigers'. Their leader Henna Di, will hopefully sit comfortably on our Positive Pia executive board in the coming weeks.
Kindest and warmest of regards,
Rakhi
(Unofficial Spokeswoman to Mrs Pia Jai Walia)