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Heya guyz π€
Today I am here with a fun post π π³ My frnd wrote it on my notebook so thought to share it wid u guyz π³ Hope u all like it .. π
I still dint gave up getting 5 to 6 slaps from the guard but surprisingly the guard did and had let me in the office.. π Getting in the office i started to run in excitement of meeting Ishveer like a mad dog π ...After i finished my running i went to a receptionist women and asked where Ishveer was ? π She said to me that they were in a meeting π .I asked her politely to let me in the meeting room π³. She called RV ,asked if I was allowed to go in the room to take an interview ! Ranveer told her to let me in π .. So sweet of him na ! π³ But wait when i said that i will take an interview ! The women pushed me inside the room and left ! How ill mannered she is ! π‘ But i must say i was on the 7th sky by the cold breeze of AC π³ :3... It was so cold :3βοΈ Suddently my eye fell on them ! They were sitting infront of eachother also giving angry luks to eachother π ..To break the angry eye contact I sat on the table which was in the middle of them π..As that women said that i was there to take an interview I had to ask questions to them ! so I started to think some question.. π€
Me : Errr..Ummm.. eee..Aaa. π€
Ranveer : What ? π
Me : Aaa.. aaa .. aachuuu..
Ishaani : Here, Take the tissue ..π
Me : No thanx , I have my dress to clean π³
Ishaani : π π€’
Ranveer :What do u want dear ? π³
Me : Only u π³
Ranveer : What ! ? π
Me : I mean i only want some answers of yours ..π
Ishaani : Is there any need of me ? π
Me :I am not a lesbo π
Ishaani ; Why are u making double meaning of my words ? π
Me : I was ? When ?
Ranveer : Ummm..U have came here to take our interview na ?
Me : Yes π³
Ranveer : So u will ask us questions ..
Me : Yes π³
Ranveer : SO why arent u starting ? π
Me : Yes π³
Ishaani ; Ahem ahem
Me : Oh ! sorry ... ammm [ Guessing some questions ] π€
Ishaani : Plzz dont snizz again ! π₯±
Me : No no i wont .. So first question is How comfortable ur bed is ?π³
Ranveer and Ishaani : π² π
Me ; What ? Isnt it was a gud question ? π
Ishaani : No no not like that dont strt crying am giving u the ans .. It is so hard u know ..I miss my old P mansions bed also ..
Me : srry Mam but this question was for ranveer ..π³
Ranveer : Oh ! My bed is king sized ..10 girls can stay here together and ...
Cutting him in between
Me : Sir ,u dont need 10 girls i will be enough for u ..π³
Ranveer ; Ahem ahem
Me : Ya ya i know u only love Ishaani .. π
Ishaani : Can we just change the topic plzz ?
Me : Yup ,So mam Which soap do u use ? Surf excel or Rin ? π³
Ishaani : Surf excel / Rin ???π
Me : Oho ! Mam look at ur skin color .. I dont think u use any soap coz a soap cant make one so white ! So u must be using surf excel /rin ..π
Ranveer ; π₯±
Me : Aww r u feeling sleepy? U can sleep on me !
Ranveer : π³
Me : I mean on my lap . π³
Ranveer : No dear i dont want to sleep ..Btw i have a urgent work to attend plzz finish ur IV fast ..
Me : Yes sir ! If u have to dedicate a song to ishaani thn which song it wud be ? π
Ranveer : Pee loon , tere neele neele naino ...
Ishaani gave a angry look to him !
Ranveer : dost dost na raha , pyaar pyaar na raha π₯±
Me : same ques goes for u mam ..π³
Ishaani ; Chor , lucha
Me ; Mam u cant say anything bad to sir in front of me !! I wont tolerate it ! π‘
Ishaani : but it was the song mat maari frm r...rajkumar π
Me : Oh sorry mam i am really sorry ..So sir i want to say π³
Suddently someone pulled my ear from behind .."U r going to much crazy for ishveer nowadays and specially for that Ranveer ..Lets go to home right now ..Today i will complain about u to ur father !!" Was the things which my mom said to me at last ..Oh ! Man i didnt even took a selfie wid ishveer π
I know u all r ready to throw jute , chappal ,tamatar , ande so i am running .. I dont want to die at such a young age π€£
Today I am here with a fun post π π³ My frnd wrote it on my notebook so thought to share it wid u guyz π³ Hope u all like it .. π
I still dint gave up getting 5 to 6 slaps from the guard but surprisingly the guard did and had let me in the office.. π Getting in the office i started to run in excitement of meeting Ishveer like a mad dog π ...After i finished my running i went to a receptionist women and asked where Ishveer was ? π She said to me that they were in a meeting π .I asked her politely to let me in the meeting room π³. She called RV ,asked if I was allowed to go in the room to take an interview ! Ranveer told her to let me in π .. So sweet of him na ! π³ But wait when i said that i will take an interview ! The women pushed me inside the room and left ! How ill mannered she is ! π‘ But i must say i was on the 7th sky by the cold breeze of AC π³ :3... It was so cold :3βοΈ Suddently my eye fell on them ! They were sitting infront of eachother also giving angry luks to eachother π ..To break the angry eye contact I sat on the table which was in the middle of them π..As that women said that i was there to take an interview I had to ask questions to them ! so I started to think some question.. π€
Me : Errr..Ummm.. eee..Aaa. π€
Ranveer : What ? π
Me : Aaa.. aaa .. aachuuu..
Ishaani : Here, Take the tissue ..π
Me : No thanx , I have my dress to clean π³
Ishaani : π π€’
Ranveer :What do u want dear ? π³
Me : Only u π³
Ranveer : What ! ? π
Me : I mean i only want some answers of yours ..π
Ishaani : Is there any need of me ? π
Me :I am not a lesbo π
Ishaani ; Why are u making double meaning of my words ? π
Me : I was ? When ?
Ranveer : Ummm..U have came here to take our interview na ?
Me : Yes π³
Ranveer : So u will ask us questions ..
Me : Yes π³
Ranveer : SO why arent u starting ? π
Me : Yes π³
Ishaani ; Ahem ahem
Me : Oh ! sorry ... ammm [ Guessing some questions ] π€
Ishaani : Plzz dont snizz again ! π₯±
Me : No no i wont .. So first question is How comfortable ur bed is ?π³
Ranveer and Ishaani : π² π
Me ; What ? Isnt it was a gud question ? π
Ishaani : No no not like that dont strt crying am giving u the ans .. It is so hard u know ..I miss my old P mansions bed also ..
Me : srry Mam but this question was for ranveer ..π³
Ranveer : Oh ! My bed is king sized ..10 girls can stay here together and ...
Cutting him in between
Me : Sir ,u dont need 10 girls i will be enough for u ..π³
Ranveer ; Ahem ahem
Me : Ya ya i know u only love Ishaani .. π
Ishaani : Can we just change the topic plzz ?
Me : Yup ,So mam Which soap do u use ? Surf excel or Rin ? π³
Ishaani : Surf excel / Rin ???π
Me : Oho ! Mam look at ur skin color .. I dont think u use any soap coz a soap cant make one so white ! So u must be using surf excel /rin ..π
Ranveer ; π₯±
Me : Aww r u feeling sleepy? U can sleep on me !
Ranveer : π³
Me : I mean on my lap . π³
Ranveer : No dear i dont want to sleep ..Btw i have a urgent work to attend plzz finish ur IV fast ..
Me : Yes sir ! If u have to dedicate a song to ishaani thn which song it wud be ? π
Ranveer : Pee loon , tere neele neele naino ...
Ishaani gave a angry look to him !
Ranveer : dost dost na raha , pyaar pyaar na raha π₯±
Me : same ques goes for u mam ..π³
Ishaani ; Chor , lucha
Me ; Mam u cant say anything bad to sir in front of me !! I wont tolerate it ! π‘
Ishaani : but it was the song mat maari frm r...rajkumar π
Me : Oh sorry mam i am really sorry ..So sir i want to say π³
Suddently someone pulled my ear from behind .."U r going to much crazy for ishveer nowadays and specially for that Ranveer ..Lets go to home right now ..Today i will complain about u to ur father !!" Was the things which my mom said to me at last ..Oh ! Man i didnt even took a selfie wid ishveer π
I know u all r ready to throw jute , chappal ,tamatar , ande so i am running .. I dont want to die at such a young age π€£
Pushpa Impossible
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