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So, the makers trimmed back the extra 5 minutes of the running time, with one aim, saving all the hair on our scalps that would get pulled out thanks, to the dual nautanki bonanza in Agra palace.
Nautanki 1: Shady SD and his shady daddy.
If you thought, you had seen it all, well, there was more. Enter, corrupted qazi, Mr.SD's daddy. Well apart from being inappropriately materialistic, with real wrinkles, he was also the most poker-faced actor in JA, and that's no mean feat, given that, we like our telly actors, extra-loud.
And SD, completed his sadakchhap chichora course with flying colours by checking out Jo in front of creme de la creme of Agra. I am surprised, ghosts don't talk about it. I guess, nobody got to know. 😕😆
Nautanki 2: Ham-e-Khaas.
With one stroke, BEK just routed Nirupa Roy, Pandari Bai and the likes.The Indian Govt, would have passed a bill to deposit all the lost kids in Kumbh Mela to Ruqs, if NaMo had seen the show. Meri tanki bhar ayi.
But, seriously guys, BEK could have asked for so many things,
1. That Jalaal play board games with her, 24/7.
2. That Jalaal do her hair everyday.
3. That Jalaal import special tobacco for her hukkah.
4. That Jalaal marry more women so that the harem (the MNC to which she's a CEO) gets new recruits.
5. That a child may not be the criteria for declaring a beghum MUZ.
Well I ran out of options.
Did someone call up Zee and tell them about PS's make-up? They finished an entire pack of pressed powder on RT's face. 😆
Precap - The evil laughter, for those chumps who thought BEK was being real.
Psst, if I were Jalaal, I would have said, if Ruq can manage a baby (any baby, if Bakshi's brave, then Mahtab as well) for 2 hours, that is not allow it to cry, while it's awake for 2 hours, without any help from any bandhi, he would grant her wish, Ruq would have vanished before he said BEK. That's why we need Birbal right now.
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