Rishta.Com wale Kos-pints

Originally posted by: paru_rox

As usual, kostins invented by a very dear friend, I write them with pints, thus the Kos-pints.

After the disastrous debacle of "Kabhi Kumar Kabhi Khanna" on Box Office, we are back with the promotion of "Sakhi ya Sauten - Yeh Hai Rishton ki Uljhanein ". Here's to hoping that TRP Maiyya is appeased and so are the "Fools" of the fandom.

Yaar, was dreaming of talli Raman and Ishita manaofying him, lekin yeh sab toh ulta ho gaya. Chalo, we are just FOOLS as some great intellectual says, so will do with souten - ek naiyya rishta ka soch, or whatever that crap line is, instead.

Shagun finally called out MCPji for all that he is ... Loser, Scoundrel, bloody hypocrite and an asshole ... oh well couldn't resist adding the last one from my end. Suits him no?

Yes, suits him, if the asshole in question is constipated


Rum in the Car ... err Rammed the car:

(Ba ha ha, just for the title of this pint, you so funny)

Shagun: A kick is what Lambu deserves for not getting all trees cleared off the city roads.
Me: Aim to his left woman ... you might just catch a bigger kameena on your heel.


Toshi ji is down with the "Simmy-ki-bitchiness" flu. It will take strong doses of Bhalla ji ki daant, Raman ka gussa and Ishita ka bahu-dharam to cure her. We recommend all this and lots of shower-scene-jaise-giggles for her quick recovery 😆

Lekin yaar, they forgot the shower hanky(or towely) panky in the blink of an eye. Seriously,if that happened to me, it would make an impact!!!! Lekin, in logo ko toh kuch hua hi nahi. Go figure

I chat, I drink, I lie down ... coz dark rainy nights and lonely roads are just my idea of an adventure *hic*. Guess who?


Drunken Tryst - Part 2:

Biwi No 1: Bumped my car into a tree ... f**k, wish it was Che-foot-Doh-inch.
Me: Praise the Lord ...it wasn't a relative of Ishita. Couldn't take that on top of all this.

Classic Paru. I have a kostin here. Are the Bhallas, Khannas, Iyers and Aroras ( and their assorted presents, exes and futures) the only inhabitants of Delhi??? How come they bump into each other ( with or without cars), are the only contenders for contracts, extract each other's teeth, give each other tuitions, etc etc all IN THEIR INCESTUOUS LITTLE CIRCLE??? I thought Delhi was a metropolis. Did the aliens take all other Delhites??? If yes, can they take pujya shiri SS as well. He can tell the aliens what FOOLS they are, and spare us his creative genius.

Biwi No 1: Let's compare Present hubby & Ex hubby.
Biwi No 2: Sure ... I have nothing better to do anyways.
Biwi No 1: Ex-hubby was poor. He lived in a one bedroom flat.
Biwi No 2: Present hubby is rich. He lives in a 5 bedroom delusion.

I bow down before thee. 5 bedroom delusion. What an apt description for the Bhalla mystery mansion. You sure have a way with words Paru. Just awesome.

👏

Biwi No 1: Ex-hubby was all about lowe.
Biwi No 2: Present hubby is all about lowe too ... for his closely guarded chastity.
Biwi No 1: Ex-hubby was a douchebag.
Biwi No 2: Damn ... they do have something in common. Present hubby is a douchebag too.

Yes, but present hubby is a hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt hunk. If you ladies don't want him , pleej to pass him over to the Antipoedes.


What is it with shows and their writer's/creatives who cannot take criticism from the very viewers who watch them ... my Deja Vu moments are on an up with YHM nowadays 😛


Laxative wale Pints:

L is for the Laxative that a particular SS (Sobbing Sap for the uninitiated) was on ... for spewing shit left right & center.

Ba ha ha ha, this SS sure has tickets on himself. I only saw one tweet by the twit, but it was enough to make me designate him a right tit.

A is for the Arrogance that comes with success. A is also for assinine behaviour on social networks.
X is for X-ing ... your own foot.
A is for look how Annoying it was, that a single tweet got eveyone spamming on an otherwise comatose forum.

There's nothing to write about on the show, the tweet got us all into defence mode. Accha hai, kuch toh activity hui.

T is for TRP's (True *NOT* Rating Parameters) which have gone down ... just saying SS ji. T is also for Twits tweeting.
I is for Idiots ...which we were already called earlier *sigh*. I is also for my Internet in India that dies a painful death every night, which is why I cudn't post this last night.
V is for the Viewers who are FOOLS *in caps too*. Bas.
E is for the Expletives that we know too. Just saying.
S is for Snooze Fest that has been airing ... ummm very cautiously - Are the good days back since yesterday?


Kostin about the Soapy Kingdom: Maiyya called the viewers 'Idiots' and The-one-you-cannot-be-criticised called them 'Fools' ... err but what happens if your show has no "idiots" & "fools" watching?

Did Maiya call us Idiots? When was this?? But Maiya is right, of they continue to give us drivel, then more fool us for continuing to fill Maiyya's coffers with moolah.


Observation of the Track: Pervy finally returned in his old avataar and he does not even have to come up with new tricks every time. Ishita falls for the same old ones every time 😆


PS -- This is just a Fun post. Bas. Defenders of "the-one-who-gets-riled-easily" pleej to turn a blind eye😛
PPS - Know I need to read/unres a lot of posts here. Will catch up soon guys. Pakka 😃