Here are your answers in installments😆, this is going to take me some time to finish all..ðŸ˜
How does a shepherd count his flock without falling asleep ? he has a lot of caffiene intake to avoid falling asleep
Are there female leprechauns? yes
Do judges and lawyers do jury duty? yes
Do fish sleep? maybe
Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light? no
Why do all the days of the week end in "y"? so that they can all ryhme well together
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? No. Cuz it depends ont he way you split up the words, and look at it.
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? can't say, we better ask a sheep that
If God created everything, and He knows everything ahead of time, why did He create Satan? cuz you just can't have all goody goody all the time
On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1? cuz when we say our numbers we always say 123456.... and not 0123456 and in alphabets it ABCDEFG so ABCDEFG go along side with 123456
Do pigs pull ham strings? gotta ask that to a pig
Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters? hmmm...
Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"? for style maybe..
Why do people say heads up when you should duck? dunno....
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights? I guess, once when he left home for one of his super-hero work, he forgot his underwear and then he came back home to wear it, he was getting late and wore in outside his tights, then he became well-known for his unique fashion.. maybe that's why
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone? havn't tried that yet, i havn't killed any birds yet
Do Nascar Drivers need their license when their racing? I would guess, yes
Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks? maybe becuz it sounds better
Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap? dunno
Can dogs have dog days? they can have, but they don't
When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president? good Q... first man
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday? on feb 29, every 4 years
Do birds pee? maybe
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? ideally they should be paying for 2
Why is it at a Chinese restaurant an egg roll is called that when there is no egg in it? to trick ppl and make the egg roll sound more tastier than it is
Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk? uhh...
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not? i'd say.. "No i'm not"
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see? nope
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for? ha ha...yes
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator? in both directions
If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a
nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage? no, cuz i did not cause the volcano
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing? what???you are confusing me now. No i would still see everything
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind? yes
Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing? becuz ultimately it is 'closing' the shop, whether it is up or down
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies? sorry.. dunno
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? never counted
Have ex-cowboys become deranged? ummm..
Have ex-drycleaners become depressed? ummm...
How do you throw away a garbage can? pick it up and throw it away
Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada? maybe becuz they are the only countries in the world that play baseball
Why do old men have hair in their ears? cuz they are old
Why are things typed up but written down? cuz it sounds better that way
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? becuz give and take are two actions of a similar calliber
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? maybe becuz the story is too short to fit in all of the pages
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? uh.. yes...no ... i dunno
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? a bigger universe
What does OK actually mean? it means 'Oll's Kool'
what does the K in K-mart actually stand for? Kind
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down? yellow
Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner? who says we can't
Why do donuts have holes? cuz they make them that way
Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other? again...cuz they make them that way
Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning? dunno
Do the different "M&M's" colors taste different? no
If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days? yes, if you want it that way.. why not?
If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? yes, but maybe the other hard place is not a rock
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? you have to ask those men this Q
Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill? blame it on the English language
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"? becuz hi hi sounds weird
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille? umm..
How do you handcuff a one-armed man? you handcuff his one arm to another arm of another man
Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound? i dunno, but i would like an answer to that one.. why don't u tell me
Why do the call the angel of death an angel if all it does is bring pain and suffering? to make death a little more easier, cuz then it will sound as if you are going to heaven and not hell
Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up? it does dry up
If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm? yes, if he is taking a bath in lukewarm water
If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government? uhmm..
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you? can't decide
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests? cuz the weight eventually comes down from our shoulders to our chests
Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place? cuz of the the different regions we come from
Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward? maybe cuz he is returning ack from somewhere, and he is running forward doing so
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself? yes
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? i dunno..maybe cuz its located on the back of your body
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white? ummm..
Why do British people never sound British when they sing? cuz songs have no language.. songs are universal. A singer can sing any song no matter where he/she comes from
Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance? just to make sure all know that
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels? to make it sound crazy in love
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane? dunno
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? umm..
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? dunno
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles? by making the bottles around the boat
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly? to show that he can do that too
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one? cuz the TV comes along with speakers and all
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? in the minus
How did the headless horseman know where he was going? he didn't
Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down? its called escalator if it takes you up too
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet? what? during football we do use foot
How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually? ask their packaging dept this Q
Do cows drink milk? maybe
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? yes, why not?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? no
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? little flies
What is a male ladybug called? ManBug
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks? cuz semitrucks are not regular trucks
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? ha ha, good Q... but i dunno the answer
If you wore a Teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation? never
How fast do hotcakes sell? pretty fast
If you mated a bull dog and a ######, would it be called a bullshit? ummm..
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? dunno
Does the President have to pay taxes? yes
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights? for safety pruposes
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? his mom combed his hair for him
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? yes ofcourse they can provide first aid too
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts? dunno
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? dunno
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? very good Q, and very true.. i wonder that too
Isn't it kind of ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and put up the little red flag? yes
What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E. i know!!
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? mabe cuz they forgot to provide a place for the bulb in there
Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ? yes
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? maybe
What do you call a female daddy long legs? umm..
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages? no idea
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? maybe some do close their mouth
If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up? yes
In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast? never been to France
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop? cuz in drive through you needn't get out of your car, you can buy things as you are driving through
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? dunno
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ? um...
Why are SOFTballs hard? ummm..
Do vampires get AIDS? ummmm...
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? cuz those settings arn't for breads, they are for frozen waffles
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps? maybe when we get goose bumps we look like a goose
Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring? lemon dish soap isn't made with real lemons, tey just say that
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery? yes
Is French kissing in France just called kissing? never been to France
Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air? cuz air is thin
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? cuz rain is water that trickles and snow is like a small little ball that falls
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand? cuz that hand indicates seconds
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? cuz it the rush that slows the traffic
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"? thirsty person
What do people in China call their good plates? chinese plates
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest? yes, and he will be indebted for lifge and happy to get arrested
If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? maybe
Does a postman deliver his own mail? maybe
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? ummm..
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? no clue
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken? cuz its not chicken yet
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car? ummm
Does peanut butter really have butter in it? no
Do mimes watch silent movies? if the movie is good... yes
Is the fear of flying groundless? no
Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living? cuz the ppl are talking about the daylight within themselves which is living
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? um..
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway? um...
If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing? cuz they are missed at home/work
Why are boxing rings square? ummm..
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it? no idea
Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it? no idea
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? ha ha.. cuz they are winning
What was the best thing before sliced bread? bread with butter and jelly on it
Why do birds have white poop? um...
Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot? yes
Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down? dunno
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet. um..
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? All don't believe in it
If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like? never ate it
Do sore thumbs really stick out? my thumbs were never sore, so dunno
Why is it when your almost dead your on deaths doorstep, but when your actually dead your not in deaths house? no idea
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? umm....
What's the opposite of opposite? similar
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? cuz practice makes atleast close to perfect
Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails? cuz our toes are bigger than our fingers
Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack" dunno
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do? try
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ummm...
Why is the blackboard green? is it?
Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple? i dunno
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10? no idea
What do you call male ballerinas? ummm..
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