SONGS FOR CELEBRITIES

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With lots of hot debates going on here, let's play a fun game to create some light atmosphere ....

Think of a popular song for a celebrity based on your recent observation about him/her. You can modify the words of the song as long as they fit into the tune.

And the important rule is not to make an intentional personal attack on any celebrity in choosing/making up the song. Do it in a good humor without showing any personal malice towards anyone.

OK then, for the starters, here are few from my side:

Himesh (singing in his mind while entering the durga): burkhe mein rehene do burkha na uthao, burka jo uth gaya to main mar jaunga...

Alka (feeling sad about the SVOI squabbles and leaving the show): dukhi man mere sun mera kehena, jahan nahi chaina, wahan nahi rehena

Abhijit: (responding to Bappida response and threat to sue him) Chahe koi mujhe pagala kahe, kehene do ji keheta rahe, hum jo chahe woh bol hi denge, koi kuch bhi karei..

OK now let your creative juices flow...

Is post ko sticky hona chaaheyein...
i guess this type of creativity is a bit hard ..sochna padta hein 😆 😆

Iam posting here a tribute to HR ..not mine but some elses creativity...

Jahan dekho wahan himesh sunai deta hai.. aur apna yeh dimag din bhar dhulai sehta hai...

Rickshaw, bus, car aur na jaane kahan kahan se awaaz aati hai.. mere zindagi ka sukh chain uda le jaati hai..

suna hai abhi to uski kaafi films aur aane waali hain.. bhagwan jaane himesh ki naak aur kya sunakar kahar dhane wali hai..

kiye honge hum ne "punaey" pichle janam main zaroor.. tabhi to roz char baar sunte hain.."tera tera tera suuroooor" !!!!

pls delete if i did not understand the game.. chances r hat my observation cud seem malice to someone else! my intention is to keep it fun- 😳

mauli-

oops i did it again.. i slipped from the tune..
but yey! i'm still in the game 😉 .. oh baby baby

mauli to himmy & anandji 😉

aapke kaanon ne samzaa , gaane ke kaabil muze..
maiyya maiyaaa ka sahara.. wo hi plz gaane do muze!

ID to the poor contestant - 😭😭

lekar tum,.. besuree dhun..
gaate ho manjil manjil..
kahee to pyaare.. kisee sadakpe-
lagaa denaa paan beedee shop re!
ta ram pam

good ones jalpariji (mermaid) 😆...gave me inspiration to write one for our Himmy bhaiyya

Himesh to the world--

mere geetonka yeh raaz hai asal
mere geetonka yeh raaz hai asal.....
"high pitch" awaz hai meri
usse naam na do tum nasal

Lalu Prasad Yadav when called at a premier management institute to share his success (as railway minister)---

hamaka aisa waisa na samjho hum bade kaam ki cheez.

lol @ naam na do nasal 😆
aww.. thnx salil.. i will try some more now :)

HIMMY ofcourse for musarrat-

sach mere singer aye,..
bas wahee director hai
gaane ke badle mein tumhein jo ROTI de..
bakee bekaar hai.. singer mere!


Vishal Shekhar to harpreet

Judgment ki garmee se ..jalte hue sur ko.. mil jaaae record deal kee chhaayaa..
aisaa hee sukh tere.. manko milega guranteed.. jabse tu HIT SQUAD me aayaa... mere harpreet

Aneeta to Himmy (her elimination to mauli episode)

hum the jin ke sahaare.. wo mentor the hamaare..
maiyaa 😉 me doobee jo naiyaa..dekhte rahe wo najaare 😭

Bhappida (for his sporadic singing ..all along the episode)

Music binaa chain kahaan re...
Gaaye binaa chain kahaan re
zagdaa nahee , drama nahee, mike pakdaa de
Muze gaanaa gaane de!! 😆

Himmy bhaiyya's morning prayer to the almighty---

allah tero naam, ishwar tero naam, sub contestants ko "roti" de bhagwan ...

Nihira to ID on his promise not to rest till he makes her star--

kya hua tera waada, woh kasam woh iraada...

Originally posted by: mermaid_QT

Bhappida (for his sporadic singing ..all along the episode)

Music binaa chain kahaan re...
Gaaye binaa chain kahaan re
zagdaa nahee , drama nahee, mike pakdaa de
Muze gaanaa gaane de!! 😆

😆

I can actually visualize him singing