"Oooh, Crackpot's feeling cranky," said Peeves, pursuing Harry along the corridor, leering as he zoomed along above him. "What is it this time, my fine Potty friend? Hearing voices? Seeing visions? Speaking in -' Peeves blew a gigantic raspberry '-tongues?"
"NO," said Harry, "This time, it is Expel's BIRTHDAY!!"
To which Peeves cackled and sang:
"Oh, most think he's barking, the potty wee lad,
But some are more kindly and think he's just sad,
But Peevesy knows better and says that he's mad -"
"PEEVES! SHUT UP!! I'm not barking or sad or mad today! I am only screaming because it is Expel's BIRTHDAY today!!!"
"Oh Really Potter?" Snape smirked.
Harry turned around and snarled, "Yes."
"Yes sir. And no, don't you dare say there's no need to call me sir, professor. Otherwise, I am afraid it will be detention for you."
"Yes, Professor." Harry glared at Snape. Trust Snape to threaten him with detention when all he wanted to do was dance with abandon. It was Expel's BIRTHDAY!!
"For the first time in your life Potter, you seem have known something useful." Snape continued, smiling unpleasantly.
Harry looked up, surprised.
Snape continued, "If it is indeed Expel's Birthday today, I would like to dedicate this singing valentine for her:
"Her eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
Her hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish she was mine, she's really divine,
The one whom I have always adored.""
"But Severus", Dumbledore whispered, surveying Snape through his half-moon glasses, "What about Lily and ALWAYS?"
Snape replied, "That was before Expel entered the picture. From now on, it is Expel...Always. Hamesha."
To which Voldemort said:
Happy Birthday Juhi!! I hope you have an AMAZING day and an AWESOME year ahead!! XD
Don't party like this:
Instead, party like this:
Ek baar phir,
P.S. I love plagiarizing from Harry Potter! It is so much fun!!! :D
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