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Asapom

@Asapom

Rocker

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Posted: 11 years ago

Me(Vani): Hi Shalini (hugs)

hum yahan kya kar rahe hai???

Shalini: Hi Vani (hugs)

Oh come on tu bhul gayi hum yahan kyun aaye hai???

(Asmita enters and hugs Shalini and Vani)

Asmita: Shalini tumne mujhe nhi bulaya na vo toh Vani ne mujhe bataya to main aa gayi!!! Mein tumse katti:(

Me: Ek minute Asmita tu baad mein katti ho jana!!! Pehle mujhe bata Shalini tune mujhe yahan kyun bulaya???

Shalini: Are Asmita tu katti kyun ho rhi hai!!! Mein tujhe bulane hi wali thi!

Asmita: Chal maaf kiya ab bata hum yahan kyun aaye hai!!

Me: Haan mujhe bhi janna hai, ho kyu rahi hai itni saari preparations??

Shalini: Stupid bhul gaye award ceremony??

Asmita: Oh haan main kaise bhool sakti hoon!!!

Prachi: Kya bhool gayi tu!!! Tum log kya kar rahe ho??

Asmita: Prachi award ceremony for cafe sisters!!!

Me: Award function mein saare awards mujhe de do!!! Thik hai!?😛

Prachi: Yahan bhi shuru ho gayi tu!!!

Me: Mein sabse chotti hun tum sab se!!! Mujhe dominate mat karo

Shalini: Tujhe dominate?😲 Bohot achcha mazaak tha!!!

(Prachi comes and everyone greets her)

Prachi: Achcha guys mein bhi tumhare saath host karungi!!!

Shalini: Kyun nhi!!!

Shalini: Agar saare awards tujhe de denge Vani toh baaki cafe sisters ko kya denge, baba ji ka thullu??

Asmita: Vani apna pagalpan yahan mat shuru kar varna sab ko pata chal jayega ki tu mental hospital se bhaag kar aayi hai

Me: Ab yahan toh meri pol na kholo!!!

Asmita: Hey Shalini humare chief guest kaun hai??? Awards kaun dene wala hai???

Shalini: Voh aise log hai jinko saath mein dekh humari cafe sisters pagal ho jayegi !!!

Pura time humari sisters ek hi kaam karengi -DROOLING

Asmita: I know kaun hai!!

Me: Mujhe bhi pata hai!!!

Prachi: Mujhe bhi pata hai!!

Me and Asmita and Prachi: PARSH...

Shalini: Yup you all are right girls!!! So ladies,girls in short sisters Welcome to CAFE GOLD AWARDS!!!

Asmita: Toh hum kahan se shuru kare??

Me: Shuru karne se pehle bata dun humari jury bikao hai!!! humein 1 iphone 5s gift mein de do!!!

Prachi: Come on! Award jitney ke liye tujhe iphone pata nhi kaun dega!!!

Shalini: Bribe karna band kar aur show shuru karo!!

Edited by Asapom - 11 years ago

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shalini_shakti

@shalini_shakti

Dazzler

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Posted: 11 years ago

"cafe ki hai yeh, sabse pyari behena.
Kaun kehta hai zaruri hai, khun k rishte me rehena"

"kbhi khush kbhi sad, reh skte nhi kbhi stable.
Kb kya krde pta nhi, ye to h unpredictable"

"cafe ki cleanliness me, inka hai daily routine.
Yes v r talkng abt, d best spamming queen."

"aayi hai yeh mental hospital se aur karwayengi sab ko udhar bhi apni admission..kyunki agar yeh tumhare saath rahe toh
aap bhi bane inke jaisse mental"

"harkato mein hai yeh, nautanki ki dukaan.
Isliye humne diya hai inhe, drama queen ka naam"

"idea intrnt lagao, apna dimag chalao.
Kripya apne bkwas idea, humpe na barsao"

"mein houn sabko pakane wali aur sab ko satane wali...
the most pakao sister..!!!"

"so toh mein irritating houn...par iss irritation se sab ko pakati houn... and mein houn Miss.Irritation..!!

"masti or nok-jhok ka, rishta wo krte hai carry.
Pehechano zara kaun hai, hamare cafe ke tom n jerry"

"readng is bliss, which makes our heart lighter.
But reader is incmplete, without a writer"

"hum sab IF mein aate hai jaate hai...masti karte hai par aap usko kya kahoge jo kab online thi aur kab offline ho gayi..pata bhi nahi chala..warning bhi nahi deti..she is like bhatakti aatma of the cafe..in short on off behna"

"bolti krde sbki bnd, aisa h inse dar. Inke aage chale na kisi ki, yeh hai
laad governor"

"smiley smiley...!!!!😊 humesha smile karne wali aur dukhi
logon ko hasane wali"😃

"aasan nhi hai inhe sehena, inse toh plz bachke hi rehena
kyuki yeh hai humare cafe ki, the cuckng frazy behena.

"drooling,drooling...!!!! wake up my sweetie..!!! This award
is for the best dewaani..!!!"

"na kaam na dhandha, rehte h ye ekdm free. Pure cafe me bhatakte hai yeh hai humari IF bee"

"Aaj shayad hi koi insaan ho jo kapil sharma ko nahi jaanta aliens being the exception if they really exist..well jo har baat pe hame hasaye..maayus insaan ko muskuraana sikhaye..ittu sa kehkar babaji ka thullu dikhaye..inshort woh kapil sharma of d cafe kehlaye."

Design layout credit: Shalini Rao
Script credit: Priyanka and Riya

Edited by shalini_shakti - 11 years ago