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Question: What would you do if you burned your hand with boiling hot milk, and then figured out that your evil Kaki-cum-Maasi-Saas is behind the dastardly deed?
I don't know about you all, but I would scream bloody murder. I would yell for the social workers in the house and explain what happened to them, and beg for their help in getting rid of evil KcM. I would show them the booby trap that she had laid, and ask them to remove this kaanta from my path towards marital bliss.
Not Paro, no sir.
Agent Paro knew that if she did the above-mentioned, the social workers wouldn't believe her. She knew that the social workers would come around and pin this onto Rudra. They would accuse him of apparating and disapparating from the kitchen after causing Paro this injury, even though he was ostensibly out for some work and Paro was fine until his departure. We all know that he bears a striking resemblance to the Boy Who Lived. What is to say that the social workers are not Potterheads too and have not put 2 and 2 together like we did?
Knowing all of this, Paro laid this elaborate plan involving long sleeves, rudraksh bracelets, choodiyan, and gritting teeth.
I salute you, Agent Paro. You have once again proved how you are an asset to whatever organization you work for. (Hopefully, not a domestic violence help centre, though. I love you, bb, but that would be pushing it.)
