The day in the life of a agony house rat

Early morning : zzz

Originally posted by: Operaqueen

Early morning : zzz

After breakfast: what Astha made breakfast again, thanks bappa. Hate Sojals cooking. This delicious aloo poha is so good, chomp chomp chomp

10.00 am: run friends , Astha is coming to cook on her way to work. Bhaago

11.00 a.m : let's hide , rani is doing the dishes...hey who is that healthy guy rani is hugging and smiling...is that Chachaji , cannot see clearly, or Varad ...oh no it is Chachaji indeed.

11.15 a.m : whiff, what is that smell, friends sorry it's me, I wish I could say I don't want to eat potatoes anymore, but if I say that I will starve here. The last time in was on a no potato diet I lost 2 Mgs

12.00 p.m : Anjali is here to give lunch for sahib, we never see him in the kitchen. The last time he was here, it smelled funny. Scary funny.

1.00 p.m : Jayaji is here to steal some kaju badam, remember the last time I accidentally fell in that container , I was so scared that I peed. No wonder she thinks these nuts are salted , 😆 Her farts are louder than her voice.

2.00 p.m : looks like Astha is at work, heard her talking about a presentation and how her office mouse is not working. Do they let rodents work, can I apply for a job, I will talk to her tonight.

3.00 p.m : kavya back from school ...😊

3.30 p.m : whiff , sorry friends me again, Astha made aloo gobi for lunch. 😳 I am going to rest in shlok's room for a while. It's always dark and dingy , just what a rat needs,

7.00 p.m : Bhaago , shlok is here...

10. P.m : Astha is sleeping here today, damn! I will give her my CV today. What why is she running away from me...and what is shlok doing here ( I have to chew that vest next time I rest in his room)

rats have eaten all my words don't have words for the moment only laughers thanks for cheering so many

omg🤣😆...chachu's affair got revealed by the mousie🥳😆...

OQ ... absolutely ratty fantastic👏

10.15pm: plan b job option: if shlokie is Astha's bhagavan, then maybe shlokie would need a devout rodent like bappa and should sign up for that position. Win- win for me and ashlok, i have a job and astha will always be in shlok's arms at the sight of me

Next day morning: stealthily peer over shlokie's shoulder while he silently reads IF and read about a day of my life by OQ entertain all. Should hire Operaqueen as an agent to get waseem sir to make my role substantial or for his next venture take me as a lead. Or Any director - Ratatouille was a hit in Hollywood, and Bollywood the itch to emulate is invariably there.



OQ, yet another hilariously good one!!

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I am 😆😆😆 I thought rats ran away whenever they sight humans but this rat is too adamant and wants to make Astha run😆😆 In Agni's house everything is ulta pulta😉 Yaha wohi hota hai jo Mrs and Mr N . Agni sochate hai

Good one Sandhya...Hilarious as usual 😆😆

I loved de salty part nd vest.