comedy shairi - Page 16

Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota
Aur kissi ne na sahi tu ne to mujhe pakra hota

Tu hina legey hathon sey mujhe pathey khilati
Thorey thorey nahi sarey akathey khilati


Tu mujhe main main kar ke bulati
Aur sham ko gali main saath ghumati


Mere pass gaari na sahi chakhra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota


Tu meri suhbat par naaz karti
Bila-jhijhak mujhe aashnae-raz karti


Agar mera raqeeb mujhe chehra karata
Seeng marta foran usse takar karata


Raat ko sardi main bahir akra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota


Phir eid par zibah ho jata main
Teri khatir cut mar jata main



Teri muhabat ne kuch iss tarah jakra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai
Mashoor yeh Shaitan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Parhna iSey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iS ki jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Jalson main Sab Se aagey hain
Naron main Sab Se aagey hain
Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para
Jo larki ghussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai…
😆

teri zulfoo main khoo jana chahta hoo
teri zulfoo main khoo jana chahta hoo

par tu tail hee itna lagatee hai
k hur baar main phisaal jata hoo 😆

Originally posted by: Dua143

APNI AESI WIFE HO
5'6" JISKI HIEGHT HO
jeans jis ki tight ho
chechra jis ka bright ho
umar jis ki 22 se 27 ho
aesi apnai wife ho
sadak per sab kahen kya cute ho
bhir main sub kahen side ho side ho
pindi,islamabad ya karachi ki paidaish ho
sas ki khidmat jis ki khuwaish ho
aisi apni wife ho
padosi se jab baat karey ti haath main us k knife ho
dinner ke waqt candle light ho
ham me tum main kabhi na fight ho
milnay k baad dil delight ho
aise apni wife ho

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LARKI KA JAWAB
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6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho 😆

Who college ki yaaden


Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo who US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Who TeeKha Samosaa, Who thanda saaa paani,
Who Teekha Samosa, Who thanda saaa paani


Who College ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Who chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the...jaani,
Who jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,
Who chup-kese journal - mein Jo bheji thi chitthi,




Who padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,
Who chehre ki laali, who aankhon kaa gussaa




Who teekha samosa, who thanda saaa paani..



Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa,
Who project ki Khatir - tha Dar Dar bhataknaa ,
Who lecture mein doston - ki proxy lagaanaa,
Who sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Who submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa,
Who vivas ke kisse, who pracs ki kahani....
Who teekha samosa, who thanda saaa paani.




Who dena Bimaari - ka har time bahana,
Who doosron ka assignment - ko apnaa banana,
Who seminar ke din - pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Who workshop mein din bhar - pasinaa bahanaa,
Who slogans banana - aur Gym me rakhadna,
Phir Exam ke din ko " tha bechain hona,
Who teekha samosa, who thanda s AAA paani..




College ki thi - who lambi is raatein,
Who d oston se tapre pe - pyaari is Baatein;
Who gathering ke din ka Jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;
Who kudiyon ka yuhin - hamesha akadnaa;
Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi

Wo din bhi kia haseen thae


Wo din bhi kia haseen thae
Jab hum hasinaoo sae kiss liya kertae thae

Yeh un dinaoo ki baat hae
Jab hum du saal kae hua kertae thae..... 😆

for nazie 😉 😃
khuahish

na chahat hai sitaron ki,
na tamanna hai nazaron ki,
bas aap jesa ek dost mil jaye,
jo matt mar de saron ki... kesa!
😆 😆 😆

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
😆 😆 😆

Main Love Tumse "

Main Bhi Love Tumse
Really Kasam Se
Ask Mere Heart Se
Each And Every Part Se
Inside Sapno Mein
Outside Samne, You Hai
You Hai, Only You Hai

Wrong Nahin Right Hai
Love Two Side Hai
Without You My Zindagi
Black And White Hai

I Bhi To Jaanu
Tere Liye Mad Hai
You Na Ho Front Mein
To Full Day Bad Hai

Main Love Tumse
Really Kasam Se
Ask Mere Heart Se
Each And Every Part Se
Inside Sapno Mein
Outside Samne, You Hai
You Hai, Only You Hai

With You Mere
Chehre Pe Shine Hai
Along With Tere
Meri Life Design Hai

Every Thing Anything
Tere Liye Kar Doon
Bas Mere Love Ki
Yahi Dead Line Hai

Main Love Tumse
Really Kasam Se
Ask Mere Heart Se
Each And Every Part Se
Inside Sapno Mein
Outside Samne, You Hai
You Hai, Only You Hai

Abhi to dosti shuru ki hai,
Waqt aane par dosti ka farz bhi nibhaen ge,
Dil per pather rakh ker,
Ek din hum khud tumhein MENTAL HOSPITAL chor aaenge!!

😭