lets share some jokes!!!! - Page 3

After the shameful defeat of Team India ,
the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they
chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.

Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room
and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself
as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who
greets him "Hi Dravid!"

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as
amuslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets
him "Hi Dravid!".

Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up
of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him
again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".

Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"

The lady replied - "I am Sachin!"


it is so funny

i cant stop laughing 😆

a teacher was giving lecture to students n after a LOOOOONG lecture he said

app loog mujh say wada karein kay kabhi ciggeret nahi pein gay
sir hum vaada kartay hain kabhi nahipein gay
kabhi sharaab ko haath tak nahi lagao gay
sar kabhi sharaab kay barey main soochain gay bhi nahi
kabhi girls ka peecha nahi karo gay
sir kabhi girls kay na agay na peechay ghoomain gay
kabhi un par awazain nahi lagaon gay
kabhi nahi sir bilkul bh nahi
aur ahir main vaada karo kay jab bh watan ki hatir qurbani deyni hogi tu peechay nahi hato gay balkay jaan kurbaan kar do gay
sir zaroor kar dein gay aisi zindagi ka karna bhi kiya hai
😆

aik admi aik phycatrist kay pas gaya aur kaha
"doctor mera sab say bara problem merey khuwab(dreams) hain, main roz aik hi khawaab dekhta hoon kay kafi ziyada larkiyaan kheel rahi hain aur phir achanak skool ki ghanti bajti hai aur saath meri ankh khul jati hai"
Doctor: tu app chahtay hain kay yeh khuwaab ana band ho jayey
"nahi nahi doctor main chahta hoon kay app skool ki ghanti bajwana band kar dein 😃 "

Char admi batein kar rahey they

eik ney kaha: jab meri biwi Neeli Saari dal ti hai to Asmaan key jaisey lagte hai

dusray ney kaha: jab meri biwi Peeli (YELLOW) Saari dal ti hai to Sooraj key jaisey lagte hai

Teesray ney kaha: jab meri biwi Safaid Saari dal ti hai to Chaand key jaisey lagte hai

Chothay ney kaha: jab meri biwi Laal Saari dal ti hai to Mota Tamatar lagte hai

Sardar Jee Visiting doctor

Once in late 1800 Sardar jee went to visit a doctor friend.

Suddenly rainfall started. Doctor asked Sardar jee to stay for the night as he didn't had his umbrella and it was dark too, Sardar jee agreed.

After a while when doctor went to check the dinner and when came back he found Sardar jee was gone.

Long after Sardar jee came back and all his cloths were wet and he had a night suit also in his hands,doctor asked where were you and you went out in rain without informing?

<img src="Sardar jee replied that I went home to inform that I will be staying with you and then I picked my night suit also\**

Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders
three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room,
drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada, and I'm here in Ludhiana. When they left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the sameway. He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then alight dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive".

"Only thing is ---- I've just quit drinking"!!!!!!

Sarab ek ase bimare hai jo sara samajh ko khatum karrahe hai to aao aaj sa hum es bimare hi ko khatum kartain hain ek bottle tum khatum karo ek bottle hum khatum karta hain

Dada ji: Puter mere ander sai daant le aa Pota: per dada ji abhe khane ka time nahi hoa Dada ji: oh yaar woh saamne wali buddi ko samney wali pas kerni hai 😆 ...

sorry

its ...
Dada ji: Puter mere ander sai daant le aa Pota: per dada ji abhe khane ka time nahi hoa Dada ji: oh yaar woh saamne wali buddi ko pass karna hia 😆

Men vs.

Women

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

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4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.

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6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.