lets share some jokes!!!!

aishiya thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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After the shameful defeat of Team India ,
the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they
chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.

Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room
and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself
as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who
greets him "Hi Dravid!"

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as
amuslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets
him "Hi Dravid!".

Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up
of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him
again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".

Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"

The lady replied - "I am Sachin!"

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aishiya thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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sorry but i cant stop laughing 😆
aishiya thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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sorry i posted this topic twice .. can someone please delete one of this...
Kripa_neha thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆 😆 😆
thanks was really funny
Dua143 thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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heheheheh very nice 😆 😆 🤣
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Posted: 17 years ago
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an earthquake joke(the one in pk) no offense to anyone i just heard it

Before it was
Dil Dil Pakistan

Now its
Hil Hil Pakistan

lol i thought that was cute! 😉
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Posted: 17 years ago
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no offense to anyone got it from the internet...

for the indian team

DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your
mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody
!!!

for the pakistani team

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Pakistani Innings.

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Where do Pakistani batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.

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When would Rana-Naveed have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.

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What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Pakistani batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

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How to increase the chances of Pakistani batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two overs to begin with, then try three and so on.

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What is the Pakistani version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls

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What is the height of optimism ?
Inzi coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

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Phone Call for Inzi:
Pakistan Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Inzi, this is his wife."
Pakistan Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"


Edited by #1 polaris - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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very nice 😆 😆 😆
Crazyfamily, they are just jokes. Don't get angry 😉 😉


Edited by kalli - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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well i have one joke everyone will definitely like it 😉
sarda ji train par ja rahe they k tc aya aur us ne ticket manga
sardar ji ...meray pass nehi hai
tc..tu 50RS nikalo tumhara ticket banaye
sardar ji paisey dety hai aur tc ticket bana deta hai
ticket leny k baad sardar ji tc say kehtey hai
sardar ji...april fool mere pass tu pehley se ticket tha

kaisa laga
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Posted: 17 years ago
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^^^ very funny 😆 😆 😆


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