Are you guys kidding me?!! :) What are Pakistaniz known for?? Come on now... there's no comparison! We are simply the best! :) But seriously, these are facts and what I have heard ppl say and what ppl know... )
Pakistanis are beautiful ppl, alot of ppl have said that and @ my job they are always complimenting me :). I remember this one guy was curious to know where I was from and he was like, "I want to guess", so he guessed right. & said that he thought Pakistani women were the most beautiful women in the world :) Hhehe... also we have the greatest and tastest food! LOL to the late comment... my family is late everywhere we go.. it's so funny how that works..We are Intelligent individuals and so on, however it's true, we do criticize a whole lot and talk bad about ppl behind their backs.. I wish that can change.. but other than that we ROCK!! :)
Ok, so here's something that'll put a smile on your face... check it out.. and it's sooo TRUE!!
You know ur paki when........
A visa is not a credit card....
Your refer to your dad's friends as Uncle..
You have an endless supply of food...
Your parents say you're becoming Americanized anytime you get into trouble..(hahaha)
You curse at your teachers or strangers in Urdu...
You can spot an Paki a mile away and they have spotted at you because they keep staring...
After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their tea...
Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer...
You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out...
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you're in the next room..
You have at least thirty cousins..(haha I have so much more than that)
You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal! (hahaha)
You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport..
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house..
You say bye 17 times on the phone..
When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your uncles back home..
Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls!..(hahaha!)..
Your mother does everything for you if you are male!
You do all the housework and cooking if you are female!
Your relatives alone could populate a small city..
You still came back home to live with your parents after you graduate..
You teach Westerners curse words in your Urdu...
You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.
You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother..
&&&&& Also...
You know you are Pakistani when......
Your house smells like fried onions.
When you tell your parents you got 98% marks in an exam, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.
You make tea in a saucepan.
You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
You have a 'Singer' sewing machine at home.
Your mother has a minor disagreement with her relative and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
Everyone is a family friend.
You were not that intelligent so you studied computer science or business instead.
You only make telephone calls after 6:30 PM.
You like the meat well done.
You eat onions with everything.
You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You say you hate Indian films (/songs) but secretly watch (/hear)them with your parents.
You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.
You order Pakistani food in English language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all possible members of your family who have come to pick you up.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage, which is just 80 lbs. overweight.
You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like! A member of the royal family.
You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.
In addition to cooking, you also use oil as a grooming aid.
You have annoying nicknames.
Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting.
Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.
No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.
Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor or engineer.
You're proud to be a PaKi - 😉
Edited by XxShahJxX - 17 years ago
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