!@!Jokes Center!@! - Page 9

Girl: Please send me some Good Jokes..:)

Boy: Sorry i'm busy in study... :(

Girl: hahah omg nice! send me 2, 3, more like this :-P :-P :-P
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Moral: Ladkion ko samajhna mushkil hi nahi , na mumkin hai :D

?*Darwaza KhoLa To SAANP NiKLa..
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Darwaza KhoLa To SAANP NiKLa..
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ACP BoLa:
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Daya Ye ANNA HAZARE To
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RAJNIKANT Ka Bhi Baap NiKLa.*

GOLU-Aj mai bohat preshan hu
Muje Dar Lg Rha H
MOLU-Kyu?
GOLU-Mai test de k aya hu
Pata nhi fail ho ga ya pass
M-Konsa test
G-Blood Test.

You are a normal person in case of :

1> U got a face book account.

2> U got a mobile phone.
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4> U are wasting your time reading this.

5> U didn't notice that there is no Number 3,

7> u went to check if number 3 is there,
8> Where is number 6 ?

9> U are now smiling :):)

10> Where is number 1 ??

11> LOL u went to check number1 :D :P

Ek easy sa sawal apke liye..
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RAMAYAN me
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'RAM JI AUR SITA JI' ka
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Surname kay tha?

MeraDOST
Baharon phool barsao mera
Dost aaya hai

Honto pe muskaan khushbu saath laya hai

Barson se thi jise pani se ALERGY

Woh aaj LUX Se Nahaya hai.

Rajnikanth woke up in the morning and decided that he had to share atleast 1% or his knowledge with the World. Thus,
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.Google was born.

Is MANTRA Ko Jitni Baar Bologe Utne Dhan Ki PraPti Hoti Hai,
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"BHAGWAN Ke Naam Par kuch De De Baba."

DARD NAAK KAHANI-

1 Ladke Ne Kaha, 'I Love U'

To Ladki Ne Ladke Ki Naak Pe Maara

Ladke Ki Naak Me Dard Hua

Is Tarah 'DARD NAAK' Kahani Khatam:->

kanjus blade se haath kaat rahaa thaa...

dekh kar uski bibi boli,
'' kaya kar rahe ho?''

kanjus bola :
''dettol gir gayaa tha
sochaa kiyu barbaad hone du;haath kaat ke laga lu ''B-)