!@!Jokes Center!@! - Page 8

ABBREVIATIONS which are not known to many of us :

COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment.

AIM : Ambition In Mind.

DATE : Day And Time Evolution.

EAT : Energy And Taste.

TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted.

PEN : Power Enriched In Nib.).

SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression.

BYE : Beside You Every time ^_? :-P :D (m)

I called Justin Bieber GAY,,

and he slapped me with his
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PURSE!! :-D

hayeee...:P:P:P

Train me TT sadhu se pucha: Kaha jana hai?
Sadhu:Jaha Ram ka janm hua tha
TT:Ticket hai?
Sadhu:Nahi
TT:Chalo
Sadhu:Kaha?
TT:Jaha Krishna ka janm hua tha<jail.

a beggar found 100Rs.
he went 2 5star hotel 4 dinner

bill-3000Rs
Managr handed him 2 police.he gave 100Rs 2 police and he was free...

it's called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT
without Mba

sardar lambi- lambi saanse le raaha tha...
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toh ab kya voh saans bhi na le...???
har baaat me joke chahiye..
jaan lelo sardaro ki...

Newton ki biwi- Aaj mai kaisi lag rahi hu ?
Newton - tan C/ sin C
Biwi- What ..??
Newton -
tan C /sin C =
sin C /cos C /sinC
= 1 /cos C
= sec C ..
Haha lolzzz

The amazing thing about me is that,
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I aLwAys WakE uP wiTh A nEw haiRstyLe..! :D :D :D

?1) Go to Google

2) Type : mov0001.swf

3) Click on the first link

4) Enjoy :)

DONT MISS!!

A man knocks down a small boy. The boy starts grinding his teeth, pounding his fist and tries to hurt himself.
The man, surprised, asks him: Why r u doing this 2 yourself?
Boy: u see, I'm at a very awkward age.
Man: why?
Boy: My mom says I'm to old to cry and my dad says I'm to young to abuse.

In Goolmal 4
The script is based on cricket :
Ajay Devgaan will learn spin blowling...
the role was given to Harbhajan Singh to be the coach...
Harbhajan being good in DOOSRA started to teach it...
He Said : see this is tingli and ungli ...
after 2 seconds he got injured ...
reason:
His finger was broken
(This was the reason he is in India regaining from injury)