!@!Jokes Center!@! - Page 6

?3 Friends Lived In The Same Flat On The 110th
Floor.
One Day The Lift Wasn't
Working. So They Had To Climb The Stairs.
To Pass Time & Not Get Bored, They Said That,
1st Person Should Tell A War Story,
2nd A Funny Story & 3rd A Sad Story.
1st Person Tells A Story & They Climb To 50th Floor.
2nd Tells His Funny Story & They Climb To 109th Floor.
Now The 3rd Has To Say A Very Sad Story. He Says, "I've Left The Door Keys In Car"...:-)

A 70 year old man asked his wife: "Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?"
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Wife: "No, not at all!! Even dogs chase cars :) but they cannot drive it!!

In a bar a Guy says to another:
'I slept with your mom last night'
The whole bar was waiting forthe other Guy's response.
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He laughs & says, 'Lets go home dad, you are Drunk'

college Life is Like English Movies...

College= Jurassic Park...
Principal= King Kong...
Vice Principle= Hulk...
Lecturers= Aliens...
Class Guys= Planet of Apes...
Class Gals= Charlies Angels...
Syllabus= Deep Blue Sea...
Exam= Mission Impossible ...
Invigilato r= Terminator ...
Result= 2012... :(

Delhi se mumbai flight 1 ghnte me jati he pr laut kr 60mins me ati hai.. aisa kyu.?

Suniye netao k jawab ::

RAHUL: jati diesel pr hogi, ati petrol pr hogi

LALU: raste me trafikva bahut he, jam hota hoga

MAYAWATI: pehle btao andr Dalit kitne he

DIGVIJAY: zrur isme RSS ka hath he

TIVARI: bich me gujarat padta h, isse saaf zahir hota he ki, isme modi ka hath he

PRAFUL PATEL: Nischit rahe, iski janch ki jaegi

MANMOHAN: madam se puch k batata hu :D :D

Girl Friend setting
password for her Laptop
with Boy Friend sitting
beside her...
She types "BRAIN" as
password.
BoyFriend fell off his chair
Laughing b'coz Laptop
replied: "TOO SMALL" :P

Nurse to patient with bleeding head : Your name?

Patient: pappu

Nurse: birth date?

Patient: 28 feb 1985.

Nurse: Married ?

Patient: No Car Accident! :-P :-D

A MATHEMATICAL WEDDING INVITATION...

Mr & Mrs.Algebra welcomes u for wedding of their son

Differentiation with Integration
...(D\o, Mr & Mrs. Calculus)

Place: Matrix hall 5, Parallel Line St, Squareroot Tower,

Near Polynomial Hospital,

With Best Compliments from

Mr & Mrs. Vector

Mr & Mrs. Theorem

Bus Route: tan60, cos180, sec45, cot30, sin90.

2kids were lying in bed
covered up in same blanket.

1st kid-i'm a boy and u?
2nd kid- i'm not sure.
1st kid-ok wait i vl see
he went into the blanket and said-u r a grl !
girl -how did u know?
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1st-coz my socks r blue n urs is pink.
don't expect non-veg msg frm me :P

Best grammer mistake of the millennium:

Students are watching a monkey outside the window.

Teacher:
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Why are you seeing the monkey outside when i am inside the class... :D