!@!Jokes Center!@! - Page 5

Husband was
seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be
pleasant & in gud mood,
don't discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new
clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc
say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to
survive

An old farmer wrote to his son in prison.
"This year I won't be able to plant potatoes because I can't dig the field, I know if you were
here you would help me."
The son wrote back, "Dad, don't even think of digging the field
because that's where I buried the guns."
Police read the letter and the very next day the whole field was dug by police looking for
guns but nothing was found.
The next day the son wrote again, "Now plant your potatoes
Dad, it's the best I could do from here.

Techar:Galti hone
pe maafi magne wale ko kya kehte hai

Student:samajdar

Techar: aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi magne waale ko?

Student: boyfriend

GF: Yaar mai apne purs ghar bhool i hoon. Mujhy 1000 Rupay chahiyen...?
BF : Aakhir Dost hi dost k kaam ata hai...
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Ye Lo 20 Rupay. Rikhsha pakrho aur purs le aao... :P

Shakespeare
said:""A boy and a girl can
never be friendz forever..!!
Lincoln said:""Friendship is
the starting step for what we
call love..!
Wordsworth said:
"Proposing a girl or a boy
for friendship is indirectly
saying that i like U...
Jackie Chan said: "Love iz a
everlasting friendship...
Michael Jackson said: "If
one can be ur best friend
then he or she can easily
become ur life partner...!!

Child: I love you,
mom!

Mom: Aww, I love you
too. :)
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Teenager: I love you, mom!

Mom: Yes, what do you
want? :P

Ladka:

Oye hoye... kahan ja rhi h nakab pehan K...?

Ladki:

Tere ghar...

ladka: Mai b Aata hu...

Ladki:
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Aja haramkhor. mummy ko bataungi bhai ladkiyo ko chedta hai... =D :))

Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-
Yu mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam

Branded T-shirt hai
Phat gyi toh bahut pitegi
Maa kasam.

Boy on a date with GF:-jaan main tumse ek baat kahna chahta hoon?
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GF:-Kya?
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BF:-I am already married.
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GF:-Apne to mujhe dara he diya, main samjhi aapke pass paise nahi hai.

Wikipedia: Enter a word... I have pages to tell.

Google: Enter a query... I have unlimited ways to answer.

Internet: Without me, you both are Nothing.

Computer: Without me, You all are useless.
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Electricity: Keep Talking.. =D