!@!Jokes Center!@! - Page 3

@ pooja : gud joke yar, i really believed it 4 a while !!😆😆

ok, now 1 joke 4m me :

A sincere thank you letter :

Thank you Mr. Anna Hazare for taking public attention away from the Test series.

With regards,
M.S. Dhoni.

Hey..nice job pooja...😛

Hehhehhe nice!!!!!
Gud yaar!!
And thx yaar

Jan Lokpal Bill's Facebook Version:

Manmohan Singh Wrote On Anna's Wall

Corruption Ka Nasha Pyaare , Nasha Sabse Nashila He

Jise Dekho Yaha Woh Corruption Ke Baarish Mein Geela He

Politics Ke Naam Pe Karte Sabhi Ab Bhrast-Leela He..

Anna Hazare Comments - "To Stop ol These Is Wat My Campaign Is Ol About..!!

Baba Ramdev & 5 Other Ppl Likes Anna Hazare's Comment.!!

Baba Ramdev Comments : "Aur Mein Karu Toh Saala Character Dheela He..?" :-P :D

?"There was a competition
between Pulsar & Karizma on the road...
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But, finally Ambulance won the
race...!!".:P:P:P:P

GIRLFRIEND ki sister agar missed call kare to use kya kahenge...?
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BETAAA...

Mann me dusra laddu phoota...:P:P:P

Aalo or Bhindi ki luv story

1 aalu ne bhindi k number pe "I luv u" ka msg beja. . .

Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha n boli
...Shut up, tum itne mote n me slim & smart. . "

Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan phasayi
ki aap aap dekh sakte ho...

Aalu - ghobi
Aalu - bengan
Aalu - shimla mirch,
Aalu - palak,
Aalu - matar

Aur bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.
Bhindi shocks n aalo rocks..

Do You KnOw
The Meaning Of MBNP..?

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Socho..

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Socho ..

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Socho Na..

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Nahi Pata..

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M=Mujhe

B=Bhi

N=Nahi

P=Pata

Girl: kash tum dekh skte me kitni khubsurat hu..

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blind boy: itni khubsrat hoti to kya aankh wale tujhe mere liye chhod jate?

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andha hu pagal nahi =p